I'm drunk. Talk to me about anything, sex questions welcome

I'm drunk. Talk to me about anything, sex questions welcome.

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i'm not giving you shit
besides you'd just spend it on some weird sex toys and lubrication anyway

Your gender?
What are you drinking tonight?
What are you doing while drinking?
How drunk are you from 1-10?

Male
Rampant IPA beer
Watching season 2 of game of thrones
About an 8, fuck I gotta be up in 4 hours

What

4 hours? fuck that. Call in and stay up all night instead

No but seriously talk to me

Show dick and ass

Have you ever eaten authentic French cassoulet from Toulouse?

Nah it's not a work thing, I'm going to a wedding

yoooooooo those chips are fucking top

wish they were kettle cooked tho

If it's not your wedding then blow it off

Can you hug me, drunkard-senpai?

I was really drunk one time and bought some of those chips. They're kind of weird and shitty.

do you watch game of thrones/read the series a song of ice and fire?

That doesn't look that good

how are your prices on rolling rock

They're weird I can't eat a lot of them at once, the flavor is just to weird

Cuisine isn't all about looks user. Trust me, it's delicious

Both, I've read all the books and watched all the show

I dunno I drink good beer

i normally cant eat regular lays chips, waaay too salty and i just dont like those kind of chips. but man did they do something right with the biscuit and gravy flavor.

What's your preferred chip?

which is your favorite house?

and what did you think of the finale last week?

i only ever buy three different chips

salt and pepper kettle cooked lays

russet kettle cooked lays

or sour and cream baked lays

Greyjoys, I really like theons story, and I was satisfied, I feel like they wrapped up a lot of story lines cleanly

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What's russet kettle

Nah ask me a human question

Bump

I'm gonna bring weed to this wedding.
That'll be good right?

ah. greyjoys huh?
i feel like the show did a massive disservice to the greyjoy storyline, either fucking up characters or removing the greyjoys completely besides the reek arc up until this season, where suddenly BOOM euron exists and is totally evil!!

my favorite house is baratheon.
renly was a very interesting character, robs lore is intriguing, and stannis is my favorite character out of all of them, even tywin lannister ranks below stannis.

still butthurt over how D&D ruined stannis in his last season, completely flipped his character. (not to mention the offscreen death)

its a dark colored chip with a really bold flavor.

kinda rare, not many people know of them.
but russet potatoes are what mcds uses for their french fries.

So like my impression rewatching, God, Robb is so fucking cool, like I love all of his parts, like just this young guy having to go to war and actually fucking shit up. Fuck the Freys man, fuck that was such a backstab.

i mean, unless the bride and groom are ok with it i wouldnt do it, just smoke a blunt before going.


open bar tho?

how does this nightmare make you feel?
>Be me
>late 20s
>older than i am now
>im walking with my fantasy girlfriend i guess, blonde hair and polish, sounds weird but its a fucking nightmare for fuck sake
>we are going to a baseball game
>the arena is enormous, like 3-5x the size it should be
>the walls were gray concrete and there were plenty of people around
>oh and the whole time, I'm filming this and the weird thing was that my girlfriend in the dream wasn't wearing pants and i was following her filming her
>dafuq.jpg
>we are walking up a flight of stairs and my pov alternate between my peripheral vision and the camera
>we get to the flat round about area to get into the stands and i start to notice some weird shit
>the people im seeing in the camera are not there when i look up
>they are standing in the back drop staring at me in the camera
>still dont see them with my eyes
>i look down again and more people looking
>look up almost no one is there
>just my girlfriend walking
>look down
>still walking forward, her head is twisted backwards, eyes rolled back, blood clotting her sockets and an insidious grin
>holyshit
>look up no one is there
>i look around and yell hello
>my echo is the only sound and the walls start to peal back into a whiteness
>i start running and I find myself at the top of the stair case again
>while i was running i hear a little girl whispering "dont look her in the eye"
>i run down the stairs and suddenly the little girl loudly whispers "Dont look her in the EYE!"
>at the bottom of the stairs is my fucked up girlfriend with her demon face staring at me
>wake up
>mfw

well i would have asked you if you knew of scps but i thought id link a good one first.

very well thought out paranormal stories written in a goverment file-esque way.

scp-087 is a fuckin cool one.

I'm staying in a guest house though, and there's gonna be an afterparty there, I feel like people will want it.

I read like half of that and stopped cuz, dreams man, none of them mean anything.

hmm well shit if you know the people that will be there like weed, then yeah bring the piff.

be wary of the hungry niggas at parties, they will see you crack a dutch and swarm you for free hits.

nah still fucked me up though, was really vivid and shitty

kittens or puppies?

Obviously kittens