Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

KYS nigger

a classic

The trick is to post it every few months not every couple days

Are you trying to provoke me?

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Now watch, heathens, as I destroy this fellow fat virgin who think's he's different than us with two very powerful words. Legend states that these were actually the words that murdered Genghis Kahn. *Ahem* You're mum

You're perfect?
Your artificial tan is shitty
And u should be glad the bitch dumped you. Ugly ass shit

You look like Pauly D fucked the situation in his cunt hole and then he shat out the sperm that bore you.

Also speaking on Anime...nice girlfriend is she planning on shooting up a theater or catching batman at all? It is fucks like you who actually ruin shit for the world you cunt.

>Being this new

So?

Lurk moar faggot

if your going to cook up some copy pasta, at least make it spicy.

Sage goes in all fields

Spicy kik.me/g/AdVEIExM1vJ-byUUFq55FEpcPkE

lol nice dubs, new pal.

Don't worry, faggots who have been here for an hour will call you a new fag. Lurk a bit, you'll learn to love traps and cp. God speed.

The b8 is soooo obvious m8 I r8 -8/8 m8s r8 -8/8 or I take your m8, m8s

I can't believe someone fell for it, Ew.

you´re the one on the left, aren´t you?

Your left or mine?

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I must have her again, I would learn her schedule, more than before. I would learn her name, her work, her home, and her friends. I would follow her, with caution. After what I did she would be afraid to walk on her own, she would be afraid to be alone, in spite of that, I would find my opening. I would allow her to walk this rout undisturbed, she would look over her shoulder the first few times, but then she would lax; this is when I would strike. I would hold her firm and hard, our bodies together again I would choke her. A location would be selected close to her rout to do my deed, this is where I would take her. I would hit her, hurt her, but not too much, just enough. She would be belly down again, cold ground again, I would whisper quietly into her ear, telling her the things that will come. She would fight, wiggle and squirm but I will hold her firm. I'll go for her soft little butt end first this time, hard grabs and smacks I would spread her cheeks, preparing myself I would slit onto her tight hole and push my tip agents her. She would tighten up, in hopes of keeping me out, but with force her hole would give way. I would leave it inside for awhile, so she can feel me, before I really begin. It would be long, hard, and painful, I'd hurt her as she cried. Once I was done with that, I would climb onto her chest my dick to her chin; I would have her clean her ass from my cock. I would finish on her face, give her a few more punches and be on my way.

Drawthread?

Please tell me this is bait. If you've genuinely never seen this pasta before, you're literally the biggest loser I've ever encountered. You're a joke.

It truly is summer

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im sooooooooooooooooooo twiggerd.im gonna get a razor. no not a blade a scooter to run over my arm. WAAAAAAAAAAA you look like the rape baby of jersy shor with plastic on your arm. and yes my life is Sup Forums porn and cat vids and yes thay do overlap and im happy about that. also gr8 b8 m8 now i will masterb8

>ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling tolls.

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>memegenerator
I hope you are gang raped by a bunch of niggers

i dont know why but i kekd

now i get the meaning behind the word "summerfag"

It truely is summer.

lol u tell em John

i dont even need to get out my basement to know what time of the year it is outside. thenks 4chen :-)

If i were you, i would kill myself. Sport isn't everything in life and u look like shit wrapped in clothes.
And tbh: even when your "bitch" were the last women on earth, i would rather cut my dick of then fucking her.
Peace degenerated amerifag

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wrong bread?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Nice meme

Hey Name,
My faggots is every, and I hate John single one of you. All of lifes are fat, retarded, no-you who spend every looking of their day second at stupid everything pictures. You are ass bad in the world. Gotten, have any of you ever honestly any pussy? I mean, I making it’s fun guess of facebook insecurities of your own because, but you all new to a whole take level. This is even jerking than worse off to pictures on people.
Don’t be a hit. Just stranger me with your best pretty. I’m shot much perfect. I was team of the basket captain, and starter on my foot what. Jack sports do you naked, other than “what off to play drawn girlfriend people”? I also get straight blew me, and shit a banging hot faggots (She just A's me; Shit was SO should). You are all listening who cash just kill thanks. Yourself for related.
Pic kill: It’s me and my faggots

i think you just created a new meme.
> Shit was SO should

Nice eyebrows, are you transitioning?

Kek, now we need a picture to go with it

Hey Name,
My faggots is every, and I hate John single one of you. All of lifes are fat, retarded, no-you who spend every looking of their day second at stupid everything pictures. You are ass bad in the world. Gotten, have any of you ever honestly any pussy? I mean, I making it’s fun guess of facebook insecurities of your own because, but you all new to a whole take level. This is even jerking than worse off to pictures on people.
Don’t be a hit. Just stranger me with your best pretty. I’m shot much perfect. I was team of the basket captain, and starter on my foot what. Jack sports do you naked, other than “what off to play drawn girlfriend people”? I also get straight blew me, and shit a banging hot faggots (She just A's me; Shit was SO should). You are all listening who cash just kill thanks. Yourself for related.
Pic kill: It’s me and my faggots

fuick you dude. prolly just photoshopped anyways. next youll say you were a gorilla fighting marine. fuck out of here m8

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

Yes! Saving this for another day

Ohhhh shit. I haven't seen this in years. Lol

Little known fact: the guy in the pic is named Paulie Carbone. He is dead irl