ITT: We are in a bank that is being robbed

>ITT: We are in a bank that is being robbed

Hope you get shot. Faggot.

I drop to the ground and clench my asshole tight hoping I won't get shot.

Should we call for a mod?

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

I lay on top of you to shield you from the bullets, my dick hard from the fear/adrenaline

G'DAY CUNT, HOW'S THE MISSUS? OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

Oh shit. I like where this is going. Continue.

this is my fetish
>I start jacking off and blow my load all over the floor

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT MR. BRITBONG.
I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY, BUT ITS A GUN. GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND.

dubs live other odds die

If dubs the gangsters are bronies wearing MLP suits

I lay on the floor in fear as I feel something hard hit my anus I yell iv been shot but wait this feels good.

Pssst. Over here kik.me/g/AdVEIExM1vJ-byUUFq55FEpcPkE

>throws rock at you
THIS IS THE ANSWER OF THE CALIPHATE!

A GUN? THE FUCK IS A GUN? NAH CUNT, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE FUCKING BEERS FOR. WE FUCKIN THROW THEM AT PEOPLE, UNLIKE YOU YOU LAZY CUNT.

Why man why do they have to be bronies

freeze motherfucker drop all the dubs

THESE TWO FAGGOTS ARE THE FIRST TO GET SHOT, GOTTA LET THE POLICE KNOW I'M SERIOUS.

ITS AIGHT ERRBODY, HE A GOOD BOY.

>put on ski mask
>pretend to be with the bank robbers

MR. BRITBONG I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ROB THIS BANK WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL SHITSPOUTING?

Someone on Sup Forums having money lol

I unclench my anus and prepared myself to accept my holy lord.

>not lying on the floor or otherwise cooperating
>if someone's life was threatened i might be obligated to do something else, but I'm going to live first
>who cares if they want to steal some money?

user, IS THAT YOU?
TAKE THIS GUN, I NEED YOU TO KILL THE BRITBONG.
ALSO I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THAT GAY ASS MASK!

I'll be the the cop that tackles the black guy for no reason! Hahaha spread your buttcheeks!

SHIT? BACK IN MY DAY WE NEVER HAD SHIT. ALL WE HAD TO DO IS SHOUT TO RELEASE EXCESS WASTE FROM THE BOWELS. LET ME TELL YOU, WE WERE THE FIRST GENERATION OF SHITPOSTERS, WHICH IS WHY AUSTRALIA IS SO GOOD AT SHITPOSTING. KIDS THESE DAYS, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SAY "THE JEWS DID NOTHING WRONG" AND THEN THE THREAD GOES WILD. IT'S FUCKING DISGRACEFUL.

Tl;dr. Don't be a nigger.

I yell to you and say I ain't no fagget bitch this fag threw himself on me. Shoot that gay first.

Sorry, it matched my eyes!
Okay fucko, drop your clothes and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes

I stand up and announce that I'm a mother fucking navy seal and this was all cute at first but I'm bored now so I'm going home.

Singles I get knocked the fuck out
Dubs I get shot
Trips I shoot all the robbers with there own guns
Quads I jump through the roof superman style flying away

SEE? THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS SHITPOSTING.

I check to make sure the getaway car is still there.

I start firing my AR-15 pumping round after round into each hostage. Everyone dies. I get away with the money.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT OLD MAN? DID YOU LOSE YOUR SANITY IN THE GREAT WAR OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU SENILE, OLD FUCK.
IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR WRINKLY ASS ON THE GROUND IMA CAP DAT ASS

If dubs it got away

Guess you got knocked the fuck out. Prepare your anus for some terrorist dick.

So.. how about those abbos?

The driver got cold feet and drove away in a panic.

Whoa man don't give everyone temporary ptsd

I'm terrified which is causing me to pass a fowl gas.

user, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
WE NEED THOSE HOSTAGES. FOCUS YOUR FIRE ON THE COPS WHEN THEY COME.

>Implying I don't live in Germany
>Implying I'm not ready for some ISISalami to grace my nether regions

There is a dye pack in the money, it goes off, coating all the money in bright blue ink. Faggot.

Mr robber bronie, I need to goes to the bathroom

*starts humming* this is the song that never ends

i'm out

THEY'RE ALRIGHT, I GUESS. I JUST WISH THEY COULD TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.
GREAT WAR? NIGGER, I FOUGHT IN THE FUCKING VIETNAM WAR AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO SAY THAT TO ME? I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE RESPECTABLE, BUT NOW YOU'RE A PATHETIC WASTE OF A MAN. I BET THAT BEHIND THAT GUN YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD, YOU FUCKING FAT SHITSTAIN.

Have you ever washed money in acetone? It's amazing what that shit will remove.

I'll be the nigger bank teller saying "Yes, mastuh. I don't mean no trouble mastuh" as he's yelled at to hand it over

Acetone would remove the ink from the money too try selecting a more polar solvent you fucking nigger.

love that animator

Forgets the bathroom and starts pissing pants while singing along

that pulls my nigger-trigger

Why the fuck am I in a bank? I'm poor as shit.

>tfw Chad barricades himself inside a room with a qt
>I can hear them humping and moaning

Just tucking kill me fam

sneak away

I think Op is gone so I'm assuming direct control

Ok police and swat have building surrounded post with dubs or ending in the number 4 says what they do

Police open fire on the building, killing whoever is in the line of fire.

Torch the building with everyone inside

GET THE EMUS TO COME KILL EVERYONE. EVEN THE HOSTAGES. BLAME IT ON THE NIGGERS.

Send all men in at once firing at anything that moves

Everyone start singing happy birthday to Clyde. This was all a ruse.

WTF is this Russia?

If dubs or 4 next post is what they do

IM MUSLIM

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR I WILL ALLAHU

The police kill you for being a faggot.

Cops give the robbers their weapons in hopes of peaceful negotiations

Ok so police are terrorists and they kill me so someone else take over

Dubs or 7 decides what happens next.

I kill myself, this thread is dead.