Sup Forums fight thread
> what's your age, height amd weight
> what martial art or any sport do you practice?
> have you ever whiteknoghted? (I.e defended a friend or some other weakling?)
> what wad the most painful move/technique used against you in a fight?
Post mine in a bit
> im 28, 6'5 and 79kg
> I boxed alot when I was younger, also brawled brothers and other school kids all the time, ate pain like it was candy
>ive stepped in for a couple people, neally got stabbed once
> a bunch of guys jumped me while I was talking to the owner of the house It happened at. They used a massive crowbar to break alot of my ribs, and smashed my foot into a million bits
I'm 34, 1.92m for 115Kg
practice weight lifting
never got implicated in a serious fight though ... just small 'battles' at school ...
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Fuck timezones
>39, 183cm (6'), 143kg (315 lbs)
>hahahahaha
>fuck no, too fat for that shit
>never been in one, I'm a charming bastard
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> im 22, 6'3 and 90kg
> i only practiced taekwondo when i was a kid, and the only useful thing i learned was stretch out kicks and side kicks, and some other tips.
>during my school for my friends when they got jumped
>a big guy did a shoulderbash at me, i stood up quickly but then he came in with a clothesline, painful but i won the fight thereafter altough i was dizzy
When I was 10 I wanted to do taekwondo
I went in, stayed for an hour then left and said I don't want to do it
>everyone it is above 6'
sure
> literally 4 people have answered the questions
Just get out wanker
I did it for some months, i dont remember half of the kicks.
Some of it was just retarded ones, you were supposed to jump sideways, and punch and kick behind and infront of you.
I just took " Stretch-out kicks " with me and i kicked some peoples faces in with it.
Sounds alright
I just didnt like it cause 50+ kids were always staring at you. Brcause everything you did you did in front of people
Just ended up training with my uncle and brawling in high school
>24. 196cm, 120 kg
>I lift weights, box and get into a fucktone of bar fights
>Stopped some cunt from trying to mug a girl yesterday. Curb stomped the fuckers head a bit too...
>I've been stabbed in the leg and arm
Same situation, it was in a very cheap place too. It was at the gym on my old school i was in, so that was one of the reasions i quit. It looked cheap overall and i was the only one who was 11 atleast.
> stabbed
Thats not a knife famalam...
>26, 5'8 165 pounds
>Combat Vet, U.S. Marine
>Did BJJ in highschool, was on the rugby team as well
> most painful thing done against me, definitely getting rifle butted straight in the nose by a sand nigger while clearing a building
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Sounds scary man, im thinking of joining the military soon. Sandniggers dont sound cool
>30
>192cm
>140kg
>bouncerdo [the art of kicking your drunk ass outside]
>I was bully meat until 14 when a growth spurt put me out of the bullies league, so I kicked the bullies asses if I found them doing their shit to smaller kids
>a Vietnamese martial arts instructor [female and nice looking] bit my balls, luck I was in work jeans or I would be Theon Greyjoy now
> bit my balls
Why?
crazy bitch didn't want to leave when asked
the moves she made got her lifted up and carried towards the door
so she decided to try and eat my junk
What does it take to be a bouncerbro?
Im willing it bet you cant just be 'big' and hired
here it takes a course that covers bouncers, security gaurds and rent-a-cops
its a good idea to do the unarmed [escort] holds before starting and being a wall of meat helps if they put you on the door
>22
>Used to do kickboxing, now bjj.
>I'm not a vigilante
>got knocked down/out by a shin to my liver once.
>192cm
>82kg