You boys know the drill. Dubs or whatever I find funny

You boys know the drill. Dubs or whatever I find funny

Can I put it in your ass tonight? :*

I want to eat your ass

Can i tongue fuck your fartbox?

Can you be my man ram?

How about I fuck you in the ass and we call it even?

Reroll

I think he wants to be me, or he just wants to be inside me. When can I get inside of you?

Can you please shave my asshole?

winrar

Tongue punch*

OP deliver

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I can splooge all over that pretty face of yours whilst you look through my yugioh collection if you like?

Whoag

roll for this

wanna tongue mine then?

reroll

roll

roll

I love you

I want you to put an apple in my mouth and pour hot candle wax into my ear.

Can I atleast get a picture of your tits

Can you fuck a nigger while I'm tied up on the corner watching you go at it

Alright, listen. I bet you're a wine and dine sort of chick. How about you pick out a fine dress and I'mma pick you up. I'll take you somewhere nice. I get to know you, have a few laughs and and it'll be great. We'll pull up at your house and you invite me in and then I ram my fat throbbing primal cock down your throat and then once I'm done I'll stick it in that fine shart box of yours and treat you like the slut you've always wanted to be.

What are you some kind of grandma?

Show ass please

Winrar

I hope I got enough rope for the next Black Lives Matter demonstration.

Winrar

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Tell sean to fuck off and let me fuck you

i'm fresh out of advil jesus grab the wheel

Send dick pick

This

sorry the hooker grabbed my phone

I'm going to rape you in the asshole while your sleeping so prepare.

Well, I'm going to bed, goodnight.

roll

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rollin

OP here, ps I won't say anything that has been rolled between posts because I'm browsing memes

winrar

im jerking off right now, i need some pics of your vagoo

Cmon. Sean is so weird he let's the sheep fuck him!

-roll.

check em dubs

I think the more important issue going on here is the fact he has 32 unread messages.... What the fuck.

rolll

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nigga don't watch that

rorell

I'm stroking my pulsating cock right now.

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Im going to send you a dick pick

wannna do 69?

I'd much prefer you to be using this strap-on on me. I don't like paying for it, with you it'd be free.

She did, I paid her to blow my dick and she reached for my phone instead.

Green takes red

I was just so sad that I was a virgin that I was willing to take anyone

you have to be
dem da rulz

don't ignore da dubs

You'll have a hard time fitting this dick inside you

You're right, I'm sorry. It was the dog.

I'm having a hard time believing that we haven't fucked yet.

Roll
And if dubs send pic

Alright you caught me. It was my mom. Sometimes I call her a hooker because she doesn't know who was actually my dad lol

Too many dubs. Someone be the decider

Green takes blue

winrar

I'm balls deep in my aunt right now.

ayy lmao

Op do it

Sean want to know if he can watch us fuck, you down?

ahahahaha fuck yes

op faggot?

Please this

lol sorry my autistic split personality was typing , where were we baby?

roll

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Roml

This please

Kidding aside there's something I really want to talk about with you...about Sean. I have a crush on Sean. There I finally fucking said it. Can you help me confess to him? Please don't freak out.

The hooker has downs. I like the downsy look. So, wanna fuck? You're just my type.

Its time to send a cock pic

Can you hurry the fuck up and send me some tits so I can go to the store and buy some cheese pizza.

so what are we having for dinner tomorrow sweetie

reroll

Op pls

winrar

Tbh I would but she's underage and keks aren't worth prison

i sexually identify as doge woof

No hooked but can u please have a pic of those juicy tits?

i smell like beef

>
Satan!

Satanic trips op

checked
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Send her the song 'hate me now' by NAS

satan trips confirms