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Happy 'Murrica Day gentlemen.

First game of a three game set.

Today's starters: Shields vs Sabathia. Expect lots of dingers today. First pitch 1:10PM CST.

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What's up man. I feel like Sabathia's good pitching so far this season might end today but I hope not

Didn't watch his last two starts?

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Still nowhere as shitty as most of last season.

Why is the flag patch on the sleeves reversed? Why are the stars on the right?

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T H I C K
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Based Timmy

God damn it i love tim anderson

>mfw I was banned on my internet for posting a USA thread about soccer being for faggots
>no one even replied to it

T H I C K

Should be an error on CC

What a fucking retard

Go home CC you're drunk

>implying CC was ever going to beat him to the bag

Meh, even if he only gets it down half the time it's most likely a hit if he does

You Irish?

guise pls

i'm team T H I C K

marlowwhite.com/faq/f-why-is-the-flag-patch-reversed.html
>5 seconds of google-fu later

it's forward facing on those wearing the jersey, not to those looking at the wearer of the jersey. they have that on military uniforms too iirc

thats stupid

Your stupid

shutup poophead

>Joe Girardi has the same degree as me

ur*

"thick"

yeeeaaaaa

BIG GAME

THE REAL CHASE HEADLEY IS HELD RANSOM IN A WAREHOUSE
THIS IS NOT A JOKE CALL YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT DEPARTMENT

Pls don't let that be game

Reeee shields fuck off

Panama hasn't been back since he posted that coin right?

why is james shields such a fucking goon?

ay guys I just got here who's up bat next for the Yankees

>black of hole avishit and coats at the bottom
>still letting coats touch the field
"no"

>only 2 through 2
Could be worse I guess.

>Headley and Tex are hitting home runs again

Will this team pull a Blue Jays?

Based fucking Anderson

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I want to make love to Timmy

well there goes our lead


JUST

TIM ANDERSON SOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Don't hate mate. .333 OBP is alright. Easily our best hitter in Charlotte, you have to believe

>solo home run streak over
Good, finally

Is CC's career over? A minor league team is giving him trouble.

If only Abreu had functioning legs

FUCK YOU CANADA

sausga kyuketski-san

>tfw a 0 run difference is insurmountable for this offense to over come

>230 million payroll, under 500

you guys are the biggest joke of the MLB

at least the sox aren't paying a shitload for their mediocre team.

Don't worry based Didi will get a home run randomly at some point

>Best start to a season in years is capped off by one of the biggest collapses in Baseball history

Yeah, I'd much rather be a Yankee fan.

How long until he breaks Bonds' record?

>biggest joke of the MLB
shut the fuck up you inbred faggot, our front office payed John Danks 65 million to suck ass for 5 years and once hired Hawk to be the GM. We have no right to call other teams jokes

I wish I were joking but it reminded me that I had a very vivid dream about beltran sitting with me in a baseball clubhouse talking about how he took steroids in his early years only in the offseason and was clean during the season. happened last night. fucking weird cause I never dream about sports. thank you for reading my blog post

LOL

you're seriously going to bring up historic collapses?

>up 3-0 in the ALCS

aroid and fatman, yeah, the yankees are shrewd dealers as well

I don't know but if he could get a homer right now it would be amazing

>just as I say this he gets out

>jinxed

>Bringing up something that happened twelve years ago
Wew lad, did I strike a nerve?

Also, at least Sabathia and A-Rod have brought a title to New York.

>its all down to hicks to not fuck this up

You should probably stop drinking

FUCKING HICKS JESUS CHRIST

>implying this wasn't completely based

In his defense, that would be a clutch Grand Slam at The Stadium

haven't drank in a couple of weeks!!

>call out someone for bringing up something that happened years ago
>immediately brings up something else that happened years ago in your favor
Ladies pls, you're both idiots

why even pretend like you got mad senpai

good for you man

tex makes that play anyday

>YES commentators basically saying "why do they call him the THE BIG GAME" he kinda sucks in big games

i do have to say i do enjoy YES even if the yankees blow

i dont know how you guys can handle that disgusting kike bitch if you have to listen on the radio though

both of these teams have had a large number of incredibly shitty contracts, at least the white sox aren't dropping 200+ mil for em'

>bringing up the accomplishments of a juicer...

nice white power dubs

it would have been based if he wasn't called out and it wasn't related to one of the most legendary chokes in SPORTS HISTORY

>see 9 pitches
>strike out three times

Wew

Eaton's having a great game.

>bunting with our best hitter
ROBIN I FUCKING TOLD YOU STOP, IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS IN THE END

He was bunting himself for a hit retard

So you're a Sox fan living in NY?

Are you retarded? The 2004 ALCS is irrelevant to the 2016 season, and him bringing it up didn't disprove my original point. Me bringing up the '09 WS immediately disproved his point of saying that CC and A-Rod were a waste of money.

nothing is as bad as bad as sterling's fucking nicknames

No, he's a fair weather fag from Indiana.

>fair weather
>white sox fan

does not compute

that really is only something a dumb nigger would say

yankee's bat boy looking like frank's son

Don't most people from Illinois and Indiana near the Chicago area hate each other?

>my original point
You seriously think that a may collapse is considered one of the biggest collapse's in baseball history?

who is also a tardindals fan

wtf i love ellsbury now

Catch the fucking ball abroo

>you
>white sox fan
Until they start losing again, when you switch to the Cardinals.

Ok, one of the biggest collapses was a hyperbole, but the point I was making was that he has no room to call the Yankees "the biggest joke in Baseball" when the Sox have their own shit to figure out.

Since you signed Aroid for a gorillion years for a gorillion dollars, and he was a hilarious part of that HISTORIC LEGENDARY COLLAPSE, it is most definitely still related.

>pic
>now here's something unrelated but still really really funny about the yankees

Then we agree, our team is shit and basedaj is a fucking faggot

That wasn't even a bad contract

He was literally the highest paid player this year, yes it was. They overreacted to buehrle leaving by overpaying danks

they're a piece of shit state full of niggers on welfare

nothing wrong with having an NL team, ill never want them to win over the sox. i watch the sox live and usually the cards rerun at work if i can't watch both.

it definitely was

They didn't overpay him. He was worth that much at the time

Holy fuck, a double

I never really understood the hate for him, but now that I've seen him do retarded ass posts like this I definitely understand now.

Ken is so much better without Kay, he can't take the lead now.

>I got a bottle of cc
lmao chitown u funny