Seattle Mariners @ Houston Astros Game Thread

Happy 4th everyone

SEA: Miley (6-4 , 5.58 ERA) HOU: McCullers (3-2 , 3.91 ERA)

Kevin can now get a ring and i can be happy

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The SONICS CURSE strikes again. That news made my morning.

Now get the job done Mariners. Zunino is playing! I think he'll really help Miley.

Standing triple! MARTIN THE MACHINE

great start boys

>forget to log into unlocator for mlb.tv
>get the "you are in the blackout area" warning
>log into unlocator
>still get the blackout warning
>clear all cookies
>mlb.tv working

i hate having to clear cookies

what the fuck Martin? What a waste. Please don't be one of those games.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I'm so fucking happy about this Durant shit. Go Ms

WHY

what the fuck acta

WE'VE MISSED YOU

Secret Marlins fan at the game reporting in.

great try by martin

>indoor stadium

holy fuck

nice catch marte

You'd be begging for some sweet coolness in this heat. I've only been experiencing Houston summer for a week and already want to die.

>be america
>get shot

Miley what the fuck you doing dawg

tru

perfect weather here

Smiffy will dinger again today

cap this

fans literally do not know how to not interfere

DHL same day delivery!

DHL
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>liind

Jesus Fucking Christ, the KD spam, Eurospam, it's impossible to find anything out there

what more can you expect from the two worst sports

was gonna argue that, but nope

SOCCER
O
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kek all in good fun m8

what was that pause for

oh the innings over ok

FUCK YEAH MARINERS
FUCK YEAH SONICS
FUCK YEAH AMERICA

something Gaytriotic?
was there singing?

>Gaytriotic?

>these ABs

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oh, I bet you love singing, don't you, you Broadway faggot

elite pitch framing

What did they mean by this?

Entering today via @FieldingBible

Mariners 262 shifts w/ 3 IF on 1 side - line drive/grounder hit
(3rd-most)

Opp BA:.202

MLB avg .232

I think they meant to finish the building, but ran off funds

ffs

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Epic game amerilards

Fuck me running

fuck off miley

thanks, sideway-ganja-smoking-cool France

This is where Miley tanks huh?

>as he says from his always 70 degree perch in dick-sucking hipsterland

just try and endure a summer in houston. i fucking dare you

>taking pride in awful weather

This is sad

>281 reporting.

Don't be such a puss. Drink plenty of beer/water.

>those backward ass flag

what the fucking?

>awful weather

Oh yeah mean the weather persuades women to strip down to almost nothing and lay around the water all day?

Come back in December when I'm wearing jeans and a T-shirt and you are fucking shoveling snow trying not to get trapped in your own house

And here you sit a children's cartoon board
Sounds like you're really taking advantage

lol it hardly snows up here.

>umps who vocalize

Damnit DHL

Goddamnit you fatass

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this games quick fammo

>bases loaded
>0 outs
>0 runs
>memeiners

McCullers showed a lot of maturity getting out of that jam. In the past he would have easily crumpled and allowed 2 or 3 runs. Good to see him pitching well this late in the game

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mariners pls

checked

>Dat Lou Gehrig
I crey errytime

here we go

Altuve is such a god damn monkey. How is he so good

FUCK YOU GOREA GO HOME

david rollins is good now

Why man, why?

ump fucked him on the ball 1 pitch. that was strike 3

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OH HOLY FUCK

wew

Please score Ms

FFS

so fucking close

what a missed opportunity

SO CLOSE

FUCK

gg stros

fuck so close

GG stros