Whats your new years day plans anons?

whats your new years day plans anons?
i was thinking about buying a hooker but ill probablyget drunk alone

Planning to visit friends in Moscow.
Then i will come back home at Monday and Ill get drunk alone as well.

Absolutely nothing. I will stay in my room, browsing the internet

I'll will spend it with friends getting drunk

she looks so much like this girl i know

I will post memes in sverigetråden.

Get really drunk, call strangers poofters and smoke too much weed.

Same as usual, really.

>friends
i have no friends *-*

i have dozen of bff but back in poland

Browse the internet, eat barbecue and sleep.

i don't have any friends

why don't you go back to bolan?
bolan is beautiful

Me and the gf are having some friends over - it;s kind of a housewarming for the place we bought this year. I've got some fireworks we'll be letting off in the garden at midnight.

Get some friends then

get drunk and freeze to death

how?

Join some organization, or get a hobby and get friends from that.

Idk yet but 100% not be alone. Need to go somewhere

w-would you be my friend?

not really when youre born poor but ill try to visit more next year

>friends

1) Leave house
2) Chat to people
3) Ask them about themselves. Take an interest. Treat everyone as if they're an old friend you haven't spoken to in a while.
4) ???
5) Friends!

I'm going to eat lots of these.

n-no, i-idon't know you

Perhaps I will throw bottles at our naval base :^)

>1) Leave house
>2) Chat to people


I'm too autistic to do that!
I have to go buy myself some clothes and I'm panicking already.

i've always wanted a swedish friend.

Doubt it

I've met a bunch of swedes on this app called candid.
they were all super sweet with me.
too bad we didn't keep in contact.

spending the night alone in a hotel.

hotel? why? can i join you?

because i live with my parents and don't want to spend the night with them and their friends.
no.

>don't want to spend the night with them and their friends
Why not, user? Being close to your family is so good!

i don't like them, and it will be awkward for me. when youre 25, it's not a good sign when you have nowhere else to go.

Go to a bar then, you'll have alcohol and you might have some drunk conversations atleast

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Ohh... Okay...
Well, I hope you enjoy yourself. Stay strong!

i don't get a fun effect from alcohol.
and i can't make a proper conversation if my life depends on it.

It's better than staying at a hotel room, wallowing in despair

in the hotel i'll distract myself with some games.
in the bar i'll see my shitty life the whole time plus a non low chance of getting humiliated.

>a non low chance of getting humiliated.
ffs user

what? did i fuck up the grammar or what is it?

Do you actually think that someone might humiliate you if you go to a bar? You can't possibly be serious.

no, the reason wouldn't be someone going to a bar, but me going to a bar and doing whatever embarassing thing i do.

>doing whatever embarassing thing i do.
Ehhh, how drunk would you have to be for that to happen? I mean, if you get this drunk then you will most likely not even care at this point.

>in the bar i'll see my shitty life the whole time
By staying in the hotel room you'll be living that shitty life, going to the bar is a change atleast
>plus a non low chance of getting humiliated.
You have to stop thinking this way, it will only bring you misery

no, i do embarassing things when i'm sober.

>you'll be living that shitty life, going to the bar is a change atleast
i tried to improve it until 1 1/2 years ago. it didn't work at all.
>thinking
it's a fact

>whatever embarassing thing i do.
like what?

>i tried to improve it until 1 1/2 years ago. it didn't work at all.
Then try again,

any attempt of a conversation.

no thx, i have more fun this way.

>i tried to improve it until 1 1/2 years ago. it didn't work at all.

tell us more, user.
what happened?

Aufheben, you fool.

Yeah, you sound like you having TONS of fun staying in your hotel room and crying about it on an image board, you go boy.

He wants to fuck.

>what happened?
every try to make my life better failed.
yes this includes actual attempts, where i didn't waste my time on the pc.

>Aufheben
what?
>you sound like you having TONS of fun staying in your hotel room
certainly more than going out.

would you mind sharing some of them?
i really wanna know more.
maybe we can help

i don't know what you want to hear. i don't have some epic greentext story on my mind.
it's just that i can't succeed. and i'm not talking about some special events, but everyday life.

have you dropped out of school/university?

Either get drunk with friends or get drunk alone.

Probably the latter

>he has not read Hegel
Okay, feel free to die a manlet.

i did abitur (a-levels?) only because the teachers let me through. i wouldn't have got it, with proper grading.
i dropped out of university.
i am currently doing some low end job.

that may just sounds like another form of selfpityness, but i'm not clever enough to understand most of it.

I'llgo to a small private party with around 40-50 people from my friends college

I'm scared so much because the girl I really like will be there. Why did she had to be polite or whatever reason to give me a few "signs" which made me fall for her even more the first time we met

spend it on here whilst consuming a lot of alcohol

Then I'll go to the park nearby and watch fireworks, my neighbourhood shoots off a lot

>i dropped out of university.
why? which course? sounds like you might be depressed
have you ever considered going to a therapist?
it might help

>why
couldnt make it.
>which course?
(machine) engineering.
>sounds like you might be depressed
it's not some depressive talk, when it's true.
>have you ever considered going to a therapist?
no, and it won't neither. if i could get a friend i would talk to him, but i wont go to someone who is just doing his job. i know what i'm doing wrong, i just can't change it.

>Venezuela
>Eating
Good meme

>if i could get a friend i would talk to him
Well, I can be your friend. I know we're almost half a planet away from each other, but you have to start somewhere.

>i just can't change it.
except that you can. it takes effort, and it isn't going to be easy, but you can do it.

Friends are in the other end of the country and I got work afternoon on new year's day, so Ill just drink with a friend and hang around his family setting off some fireworks.

Just go drinking and go full retard.
Most cunts are too drunk to give a shit about proper socializing so people humiliate themselves all the time.
Besides its not like you'll meet anyone ever again and if you do by chance they wont remember.

>it takes effort, and it isn't going to be easy, but you can do it.
as i said, i actually tried it before.

>Well, I can be your friend.
not over the internet, no.
and "can be", which implies, like the rest of your posts, that the reason to initiate a friendship is to just help the other one, while not actually relating/likeing him, doesn't seem to be good start for a friendship either.

>Just go drinking and go full retard.
>i don't get a fun effect from alcohol.
sure i can drink until i don't know what i'm doing anymore, but that would be just escapism like playing video games.

>no effect
Are you fucking Polish or something? Just get tipsy and talk to people. Compliment girls, talk to random dudes. Its really that easy.

>as i said, i actually tried it before.
Try it again. And again. Talk to your parents about it.

> that the reason to initiate a friendship is to just help the other one, while not actually relating/likeing him
but i do relate with you. i've been on your shoes several times in the past. even tried suicide a couple of times. but i'm still trying.

>but that would be just escapism like playing video games.
you're going to engage in these activities anyway

Seems like you are punishing yourself
Why do you think you don´t deserve to be happy, user ?

i really have to go to the supermarket, but I want to talk more with the german-bro

>no FUN effect
it just goes from feeling dizzy to losing my control over the body.
but i barely lose shyness or start to talk more.

>Try it again. And again.
absolutely no success over 8,5+ years is enough for me.
>Talk to your parents about it
my parents don't take my problem seriously.
>i've been on your shoes several times in the past.
are you sure you don't just want a friend for yourself?
>you're going to engage in these activities anyway
yes, and video games are more fun to me.
>Seems like you are punishing yourself
no, i just gave up.
>Why do you think you don´t deserve to be happy, user ?
i never said something about deserving. it's just how it is.

>are you sure you don't just want a friend for yourself?
I'm a bit slow right now because of the atropine.
I'm not sure what you mean.
I would like to have friends, yes.

>absolutely no success over 8,5+ years is enough for me.
What happened, exactly? Have you ever had friends? GF? I'm sure there are people out there who care for you.

The same as usual. But I might wander around my city, it's usually empty this time a year

>I'm not sure what you mean.
you say that you're in a similiar position like me, so are you sure you're not just looking for a friend?
anyway keep in mind, i don't believe of friendship/generally relationship over the internet.
>What happened, exactly?
like i said, my attempts to improve my life failed, which is noticeable mostly in everyday life instead of single events.
> Have you ever had friends
untile i was like 9 yeah
>gf
seriously?
>I'm sure there are people out there who care for you.
i'm not sure if you could even include my parents in this, but even then it's because they're my parents.
someone else definately not.

Ohh, so you think I'm innit for self interest?

>like i said, my attempts to improve my life failed, which is noticeable mostly in everyday life instead of single events
what attempts? what have you done?

>untile i was like 9 yeah
and you didn't have anyone else? really?
perhaps someone you talked to everyday?

just another day in australia, maaate

what attempts? what have you done?
i stopped playing video games. i tried to be socially active in clubs (hobby ones), bars and work. i tried to care about what people say, and i tried not to. i tried to get an actual hobby. i tried to study. i tried to get a gf on different places/occasion in different ways. i tried to be a "good" person and i tried to just focus on myself.

>and you didn't have anyone else? really?
>perhaps someone you talked to everyday?
no

These activities didn't make you feel better?
Why did you stop?

but how? do you have any sort of deformity?
what do you think made people not want to associate with you?

I wish I could browse Sup Forums, but sadly my mom has organised a party at our house, so I can't escape this year.

>These activities didn't make you feel better?
no, because i failed at them.
>Why did you stop?
because you lose will over the time when you never succeed.
>do you have any sort of deformity
not really, although i'm not someone to consider even in the slightest good looking, i wouldn't really call me replusive either.

This is painful to watch, poor midget

Dinner with family, eat the 12 grapes tradition, go have some drinks with me mates

I am joining some fine gentlemen and ladies in a hobo orgy

>what do you think made people not want to associate with you?
i can't make a conversation. i'm not clever or charismatic.

You failed at them how? You didnt managed to do it? There must be something we can do to improve your life. What are your plans to the future? Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Dinner at GF parents house and that's it.

>You failed at them how?
i don't know how often i have to say this: i just can't do these things.
>we
no.
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
hopefully dead.

Drinking wine with my friend.

I'm going to get drunk at my friend's pool party. Wish I had some MDMA too.

I still want to help you somehow. Perhaps you could make a small change in your life and then move on from that. Start eating healthy, for example.

Drinking alone
might take a telescope out if its clear that night
fuck my life desu

My parents are doing the same, but I still lock myself in my cave. They don't care, since there's less of a chance of them being embarrassed by me

Planning to make orgy with most qt gf evar.

Why don't you get drunk and have fun?

I'll hang out with this guy probably and get drunk together

I will, in the comfort of my room

Come on,user. Dont leave me hanging. I really wanna help.

Lurd, was geht?