It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Gavin Ramirez
DARNIT GUYS WHAT ARE WE GUNNA DO.
Cameron Long
This thread is cancerous, and OP is cancerous.
Eli Wright
Stfu cunt
Caleb Murphy
OP once again the biggest faggot in the world
Adrian Allen
This a joke or a 12 year old trying to scare people?
Jace Bennett
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James Edwards
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Oliver Williams
Are you guys even trying?
Christopher Reed
Why dont people know that Anonymous dont have a leader?
Jeremiah Carter
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Brody Murphy
I've seen this exact same fucking thread with the same text a few weeks ago. OP confirmed faggot
Ryder Miller
The Leader is a edgy faggot that can't put a mask on properly? Wow, we're out of options then.
Juan Ortiz
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Benjamin Martinez
>moot and Heaven Lol, so many people are falling for this. It's satirical you fucking new fags
Austin Lewis
nobody checking dem trips? Boy it sure is summer in here
Angel Johnson
@692478486
Its a joker
Jayden Cooper
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Jeremiah Taylor
>DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
Brody Scott
He could pull this off... except he's in jeans and a polo.
Austin Turner
Can't read no green text.
Liam Davis
>>DARNIT
Oh Socks darned Socks
Gabriel Jenkins
Well, "kek" has only been around on this stupid fucking board for about a year now, so I find it highly unlikely you represent an old fag.
Now, put your stepdad's knife away before he gets home and refuses to sign your field trip to McDonalds tomorrow with the rest of the right grade.
Bentley Mitchell
SAGE A G E
>>it goes in all fields
Alexander Turner
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Nathan Johnson
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Ian Kelly
no, this thread is bait pasta, and you are the cnacerous one for replying to it
Parker Morris
Holy fucking newfag
Hunter Moore
>cnacerous
Good grammar you got there my friend
Jose Robinson
You're a newfag
Jaxson Thompson
Oh shit, what're we gonna do gang?!
Brody Diaz
The amount of newfriends in Sup Forums nowadays is alarming. You really should just lurk for awhile.
Luis Howard
You big pussy. You aint doing shit. Pic related its you. Ya pussy.
Matthew Butler
Hi The Leader, I have a question. Are there like regular meetings of The Anonymous? Because I would like to attend. I live in the Washington, DC area. Also do I need to buy a Guy Fawkes mask or are those provided at meetings? Finally, do you guys use a 12 step book or something like that?
Sorry, I guess that was several questions. Thank you for your time Mr. The Leader.
Sincerely, Percy
Leo Gomez
I could swear kek started in 2006. In wow. When you were watching mom fuck the mailman in your diapers. Fucking new fag.
Aiden White
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Dominic Flores
Nice copypasta
Colton Martinez
What if I told you the hacker group has nothing to fucking do with Sup Forums
Lucas Parker
Here ya go OP you can go fuck yourself
Josiah Jenkins
You live in DC !! My nigggaaaa I'm at fag central DuPont circle
Robert Long
This
Parker Brown
Anonymous doesn't have a leader, you impostor.
Isaiah Sanchez
yes it does you assol
Ian Jenkins
LOOK AN INFINITE CHAIN OF BAIT! CAN I JOIN THE AUTISM TRAIN?
Thomas Taylor
This is some tempting fucking bait, I'll give you that, OP.
#MakeAnonymousGreatAgain, remember the good old days when anonymous wasn't about doing vigilante shit and just fucking around?
Isaac Roberts
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Angel Moore
Wow this is really scary, I'm going to log off the internet bcos anonymoos is so scary.