ITT: Advise on how to speak to women on dating apps

ITT: Advise on how to speak to women on dating apps.

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You don't. Most of them are fucking retarded SJWs or Feminazis. It's sad, really.

what sort of advice? I think the best thing to do is imagine the amount of guys that are talking to them all the time.

If you can come up with something witty/funny, that's a good icebreaker. If not, don't jump to trying to fuck them right off the bat, it generally annoys them and will likely will quit talking to you after that. Shit it's not that hard

Thier heads inflate from all of the attention, as we all know: women are attention whores...
So pretend to be interested in thier stupid hobbies and ask questions... About the hobbies such as:
Oh neat you're a roller derby girl? That's neat, how big is your penis??

like imagine youre in a room and there are a few girls, and every guy is going up and saying the same old stuff.
How do you stand out without seeming desperate?
You have to be genuine, and interesting, without saying too much (early on) and a good one is to leave on a high note. Be the one to leave the conversation.
Its ironic really because in the end youre pretending to not play the game but youre just playing the game super extra

Lol, at least 20% are roller girls... Must be a sjw thing... Yuck! Why are they trying to date men if they hate them????

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legit dating advice on Sup Forums? that's it, this place is dead

That's exactly how you should make conversation.

Compliment them right off the bat, even if it's bullshit. Women/girls crave attention and love. They're simply man pets, who, instead of barking, blab nonsense in broken English and slang.

they want to be loved, but they must uphold their persona, because men throw themselves at them.
Imagine if girls were the ones who were just trying to have sex with every man they see, it would make you want to somehow weed them out and find one you actually want to know.
So they create barriers, sass, and bitchiness

this is terrible advice.
Maybe make a subtle compliment, but then dont do it again untill you actually have a genuine compliment. Their inboxes are full of the same crap. Has anybody here actually looked at a girls profile from her phone/computer and seen what guys are like? its pathetic.
Just dont be pathetic and dont worry if the one you want isnt talking, they do go back through and talk to guys who didnt just try plan B and say "oh maybe you just want my cock instead??" when they dont reply straight away

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typical male on tinder:
"hey how are you? nice to match with you. I have to say your eyes are AMAZING, I cant stop looking them, they are stunning"
(waits)
"hey, are you awake?"
(waits)
"Im super horny right now"
(waits)
"want to see my cock?"
(etc)

Start off by questioning something unique about her, cause they love when you notice the little things.

Say you have considered ____ yourself, ask maybe if she could give some advice on living with it, i.e. if people hate or skate

Close the deal with a standard "I dont use this app but you seem sweet, can I add you on snapchat?"

aka cognitive dissonance

It's one of those retractable cords, someone is either trolling this old man or he's trolling us.

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Yes I know it is, and that's exactly my thoughts.

I think this is pretty solid advice. Rather than complimenting her, show interest in a detail you can see that most people wouldnt see, or most people wouldnt take the time to talk about.

Actually have a real conversation if possible.

If you chat over a few days then she is basically giving you the go ahead to take a next step. Not necessarily to meet, but to see each other facebooks or something like that at least.

Note: dont just chat for weeks, it will get stale. When it seems right, make a move

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I was talking about ways to initiate conversation, nimrod

Definitely solid advice. Simple and easy way to stand out, in a good way. Avoid looking desperate at all costs, women don't like that shit

Like normal people. You'll get a lot of retards.

If you do want the retarded ones, message them a lot and look semi decent I guess. They like having lots of people message them, even if they are all failures at life.

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This guy knows.

This guy knows nothing except how to attract the attention of prostitutes and the mentally handicapped.

this advice was even worse, King Cuck

On a related side note, rape takes much less time and effort. Just remember to post the fucking vids if you do. Oh, and high five her after youre done. It will leave her with something confusingly positive and decreases your chances of jail and uninvited man love by up to 43%

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Be attractive. You can't get them unless they're already attracted to you. You get no responses and none of them will strike conversation with you first if you're not attractive. Online, it's that simple. It's too much easier to be detached and judge a million times behind the veil of the web.