>Oh hey, user. Happy New Year! Can you believe it's 2004 already? Ya know, I don't really drink. I've never done drugs. I've only ever really had boring, safe sex. My tits are natural. My ass is round, soft, and freckled. I'm tired of being a goody two-shoes, and you look like fun. My hotel room is full of booze and cocaine. Wanna come fool around? Before you decide, you should know that my pussy is tight, and tastes like strawberries. I guess you could say I'm in my prime right now.
What do you do, anons? Do you let her go down a path of destruction? Do you sit her down and warn her about the future? Do you give her sage advice and be the friend she needs in that moment, or do you go back to her hotel room and snort a line of cocaine out of her ass crack?
THIS ISNT FUCKING POL GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SPORTS BOARD >>>>>/R/EDDIT
Alexander Walker
I'll make the pussy bleed.
Eli Hernandez
I'd hit that shit. Nothing was going to save her, she comes from insane white trash family.
Julian Cruz
>female >hot >white >rich I guarantee she was a massive irredeemable cunt before she spiraled out. I would hatefuck the shit out of her and make sure she does as many addictive drugs as possible. I'd ruin her life even harder.
im sorry , but compare her to the disney sluts of today.
Kayden Perry
>dat filename did she die?
Robert Cook
you tell me
Alexander Foster
she was a rich white girl who grew up on long island. she was probably doing cocaine before she graduated high school.
Justin Cooper
Nobody sat me down and warned me about my future, one which includes spending everyday of the last 10 years on this god forsaken website, so no, I wouldn't.
I'd do countless lines off her body, fuck every hole in her body till she bleeds out, then continue to do coke until I OD, saving me the life I've been living.
David Diaz
J U S T U S T
Matthew Moore
I don't know man, her forehead was the size of Texas already, I think you must go back a little bit.
That music video for example and the behind the scenes wink+cleavage.
Nolan Sullivan
I don't care what you guys say. She was a 10/10 in her prime
Andrew Collins
>noticing her forehead in a gif with midriff & titty jiggle Juan Gomez, why are you such a homogay?
Evan Hughes
>not wanting to fuck 2016 Lohan
she turned herself around pretty well
Eli Cox
yep
Juan Phillips
she looks like shit m8
Dominic Rogers
maaaaaaaan. she looked so fucking hot in Mean Girls. damn shame
Brody Myers
there still isn't a cure for hepatitis, Fritz
Josiah Lopez
I would simply because the publicity I'd get from it if I started hanging out with her after would possibly land me a talentless bullshit role in some shitty comedy movie or something, which equals money, something I really need.
Jackson Martin
Im finna ruin that shit bruh
Xavier Diaz
If everyone was infected with AIDS and hepatitis then it wouldn't be a problem.
Caleb Morris
...
Luis Jackson
legit the hottest she's ever been
Joseph Nguyen
spoken like a true warrior
Isaiah Thomas
>If everyone was infected with AIDS and hepatitis but not all of us live in Mexico
