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share your game plans for gf 2017 edition

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gon get me a qt Irish bird and teach her how not to be obese

haha

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Fuck yer mum

Maintain the current one

Morning :3

post thighs x

it just says "exquisite pain"

probably most of those "untranslatable" JF phrases are bullshit like this one

Fags

next to paris and los angeles, london is the most overrated city in the world

By continually not caring about getting one while acting all smug about it to hide my insecurity over never getting one.

>1. Attend Uni and the few social functions I'm invited to

>2. Attempt to meet new people and make small talk

>3. Connect with no one

>4. Lose even more self-confidence after several months of this

>5. retreat into hermit mode, doing uni from home

>6. accumulate suicidal thoughts

neck yourself

Someone tell this guy to brush his teeth !!

brush your teeth

nice

witnessed

just did the biggest wheelie

Wank, cry, avoid females in general and shitpost about how lonely I am

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*tips*

big NYE with the /brit/ lads hahahaha waheyyyyy banter

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>avoid females in general
I don't have to avoid them, women don't ever pay attention to me anyway.

convert to islam and carry out a suicide bombing

think it's foolproof

The mods and their bants

wahey lads just got laid off today

decided to celebrate by dropping £1700 on my new gayming pc

wahey

I'm informing the gardai m8

thoughts?

good luck getting a visa to live there, nigger

Why don't they go to africa if they hate whites??

Pajeet and his 12 kids don't seem to have a problem

Just left an absolutely rancid /brit/ in the toilet

More cheese, Gromit?

hovering around 4 and 5 atm
hard to tell with holidays on

>no NYE plans

all kuwaitis should be killed

EVERY DAY WITHOUT A GF IS A DAY CLOSER TO WIZARDRY

going to spend /nye/ on Sup Forums listening to some loser play some songs on r/a/dio and cry while spamming the thread with how terrible my life is

looking forward to it tbqh

Going to try nofap January
Hope I succeed

never seen this one before

don't want to do anything for new years but I'm already anxious with the thought of people asking "so what did you do for new years" as small talk
might just lie

gonna ask out the girl that's a safe bet and gf her until I get bored of her

then hopefully gfing her will make some other qtier girl realise she likes me so I can gf her too

>watching Simpsonswave videos

>not nofap 2017

casual

reached new levels of self hatred lads

didn't know it was possible haha

"spent it with me mates big stevey, davey, deano, alex and muhammad. we gots proper wasted like haha went to the club after to pull some birds was dench m8 wbu*

Oh my goodness gracious, janny just issued me a warning!

being a half-norman or "failed normie" is infinitely more difficult than being a sub-normal

at least you lot have your fucking anime clubs and computer games

itv.com/news/westcountry/2016-12-29/man-convicted-of-bacon-attack-on-mosque-dies-in-jail/

>Man convicted of bacon attack on mosque dies in jail
>A 35-year-old man who was serving a 12 month sentence for a bacon attack on a mosque in Bristol has died in custody.
>Kevin Crehan, who was from Knowle in Bristol, was jailed in July. He was convicted along with three others of committing a racially aggravated public order offence.
>In January 2016 they shouted racial abuse at a member of the Jamia Mosque on Green Street in Totterdown in Bristol while rashers of bacon were placed on the door handles and a St George’s flag was tied to the fence.

you could say...... you have been warned

poor diddums

feel a bit shit lads x

>publicly displaying paperback books on the shelf

Being a wizard has it's benefits

cheer up x

t. normie who got rejected once by stacey and is depressed

fuck off you will never be full autistic abnormality on this very plane

perfect
wonder if mommy will believe me

Scrooge did absolutely NOTHING wrong at all, Dickens is a fucking rorke

>waaah capitalism is bad, debts shouldn't be paid it's the spirit of the holiday season :)

remember when janny worked christmas eve and christmas day hahahaha

I was a little too devious in my posting, perchance?

Whats the point of having a gf besides of sex?

the great debate

Fucking hell lads they have remade Jungle Book in live action

want to go to asia so people will take photos of me for being tall and having fair hair

there is none, sex is the only reason

tights

leggings

maybe your mephistophelian nature is the culprit

sex

good post
poor post

teggings

pics?

tights with a short skirt

poor gromit :(

tights

anyone who says otherwise doesnt leave the house

outstanding post

T H I S
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who cares

women should be kept in slave camps

>hairy legs

it's a good feel

I must sample the boipucci before I die

Not gay, just want to know how it compares

t.bender

>im not gay but i want to shag a blokes arse

hmmm

eeeeeeeeeeesti yes

gf is in a pusst mood because her bf is with his wife

tights and if you disagree you should be sterilised

>who cares

>women should be kept in slave camps

t.cuck

/thaigf/ coming along pretty nicely I think

>little fem cum slut who only wants to serve cock with his tight smooth boybutt
>bloke

had some guys ask me and a mate for a photo with them in South Korea because we were wearing sunglasses so they thought we looked like celebrities.

pictures please

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38369742

Quite literally doxxable information 2bh

when will hiro give us back our (you)'s

why does the do this

yaassssssssss we are queens!!!

crop and rotate it