share your game plans for gf 2017 edition
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gon get me a qt Irish bird and teach her how not to be obese
haha
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Fuck yer mum
Maintain the current one
Morning :3
post thighs x
it just says "exquisite pain"
probably most of those "untranslatable" JF phrases are bullshit like this one
Fags
next to paris and los angeles, london is the most overrated city in the world
By continually not caring about getting one while acting all smug about it to hide my insecurity over never getting one.
>1. Attend Uni and the few social functions I'm invited to
>2. Attempt to meet new people and make small talk
>3. Connect with no one
>4. Lose even more self-confidence after several months of this
>5. retreat into hermit mode, doing uni from home
>6. accumulate suicidal thoughts
neck yourself
Someone tell this guy to brush his teeth !!
brush your teeth
nice
witnessed
just did the biggest wheelie
Wank, cry, avoid females in general and shitpost about how lonely I am
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*tips*
big NYE with the /brit/ lads hahahaha waheyyyyy banter
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>avoid females in general
I don't have to avoid them, women don't ever pay attention to me anyway.
convert to islam and carry out a suicide bombing
think it's foolproof
The mods and their bants
wahey lads just got laid off today
decided to celebrate by dropping £1700 on my new gayming pc
wahey
I'm informing the gardai m8
thoughts?
good luck getting a visa to live there, nigger
Why don't they go to africa if they hate whites??
Pajeet and his 12 kids don't seem to have a problem
Just left an absolutely rancid /brit/ in the toilet
More cheese, Gromit?
hovering around 4 and 5 atm
hard to tell with holidays on
>no NYE plans
all kuwaitis should be killed
EVERY DAY WITHOUT A GF IS A DAY CLOSER TO WIZARDRY
going to spend /nye/ on Sup Forums listening to some loser play some songs on r/a/dio and cry while spamming the thread with how terrible my life is
looking forward to it tbqh
Going to try nofap January
Hope I succeed
never seen this one before
don't want to do anything for new years but I'm already anxious with the thought of people asking "so what did you do for new years" as small talk
might just lie
gonna ask out the girl that's a safe bet and gf her until I get bored of her
then hopefully gfing her will make some other qtier girl realise she likes me so I can gf her too
>watching Simpsonswave videos
>not nofap 2017
casual
reached new levels of self hatred lads
didn't know it was possible haha
"spent it with me mates big stevey, davey, deano, alex and muhammad. we gots proper wasted like haha went to the club after to pull some birds was dench m8 wbu*
Oh my goodness gracious, janny just issued me a warning!
being a half-norman or "failed normie" is infinitely more difficult than being a sub-normal
at least you lot have your fucking anime clubs and computer games
itv.com
>Man convicted of bacon attack on mosque dies in jail
>A 35-year-old man who was serving a 12 month sentence for a bacon attack on a mosque in Bristol has died in custody.
>Kevin Crehan, who was from Knowle in Bristol, was jailed in July. He was convicted along with three others of committing a racially aggravated public order offence.
>In January 2016 they shouted racial abuse at a member of the Jamia Mosque on Green Street in Totterdown in Bristol while rashers of bacon were placed on the door handles and a St George’s flag was tied to the fence.
you could say...... you have been warned
poor diddums
feel a bit shit lads x
>publicly displaying paperback books on the shelf
Being a wizard has it's benefits
cheer up x
t. normie who got rejected once by stacey and is depressed
fuck off you will never be full autistic abnormality on this very plane
perfect
wonder if mommy will believe me
Scrooge did absolutely NOTHING wrong at all, Dickens is a fucking rorke
>waaah capitalism is bad, debts shouldn't be paid it's the spirit of the holiday season :)
remember when janny worked christmas eve and christmas day hahahaha
I was a little too devious in my posting, perchance?
Whats the point of having a gf besides of sex?
the great debate
Fucking hell lads they have remade Jungle Book in live action
want to go to asia so people will take photos of me for being tall and having fair hair
there is none, sex is the only reason
tights
leggings
maybe your mephistophelian nature is the culprit
sex
good post
poor post
teggings
pics?
tights with a short skirt
poor gromit :(
tights
anyone who says otherwise doesnt leave the house
outstanding post
T H I S
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who cares
women should be kept in slave camps
>hairy legs
it's a good feel
I must sample the boipucci before I die
Not gay, just want to know how it compares
t.bender
>im not gay but i want to shag a blokes arse
hmmm
eeeeeeeeeeesti yes
gf is in a pusst mood because her bf is with his wife
tights and if you disagree you should be sterilised
>who cares
>women should be kept in slave camps
t.cuck
/thaigf/ coming along pretty nicely I think
>little fem cum slut who only wants to serve cock with his tight smooth boybutt
>bloke
had some guys ask me and a mate for a photo with them in South Korea because we were wearing sunglasses so they thought we looked like celebrities.
pictures please
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38369742
Quite literally doxxable information 2bh
when will hiro give us back our (you)'s
why does the do this
yaassssssssss we are queens!!!
crop and rotate it