Who's the most famous person you've fucked, Sup Forums

Who's the most famous person you've fucked, Sup Forums

famous person? dude i just wanna have sex with a girl man wtf

A YouTuber with 100k

Who

I haven't fucked anyone, let alone a famous person

I met Mick Foley once. But I didn't Fuck him

I legit fucked meg white.

Speaking of wrestlers, I got a blowjob from Sasha Banks when she was on the indies.

>fuck famous people
>browse Sup Forums
Pick one

Everyone has so your not very special user

I lolled xD so hard
I think first woman u loved or fucked often is the most important isn't it?

Sure you did

The only people who Fuck rats are ecw

Coincidentally, Ava Devine, years ago.
$1,700 for a little over an hour... I thought she was going to fuck my cock right off of me. Best pussy ever.

And that was mainly New Jack

SkinFreak he's a cs YouTuber he almost has 300k now haven't checked his channel in ages. He's closet gay

I fucked a chick a while back that did extras work in movies. She tried showing me the scenes she was in ans said it was a start to breaking into the movie scene. I knew it was all bs so I said I would support her. Best blowy ever. No idea what she is doing now.

Probably blowing other dudes trying to make into "movies".

>Implying anyone here has even had sex let alone with a famous person.

Some weab youtube who's become irrelevant now, we skyped a lot back in the day and eventually I flew down to see her.

I like to Fuck women I never had.

When I was workin at ticketmaster I fucked 4 of the girls there. That place only hired good lookin girls. It was great

The EU.

Met her by going to one of those audition agencies. They are flooded with chicks that are completely broke and are looking for a guy with a job. Just tell them you have a career but are looking to branch out and get some screen time maybe.

They pretty much fuck you on the spot.

Damn, that much?

What made her so good?

ayy

Bullshit

I haven't fucked anyone famous

glory, glory, what a helluva way to die

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Kek at anyone who believes shit postmen here

>shit postmen here
>postmen

>what made her so good

Probably the fact that crazy fucking is literally her job and she's been doing it for 20+ years? Not hard to figure out bro.

green text story??

I've fucked a few porn stars while in california, pretty much all porn stars are high end prostitutes,
Much like body builders.

>tfw no longer live in the states
>see new QT talent on facial abuse and can't pay her $300 for an hour long blow job

i had ass sex with Putin. he moaned like a little girl

Heh. My b. Point still stands

>went to Sup Forums, hookin' up with my friends
>saw this thread about fukkin famous persons
>decided to make up a story about someone i fancy
>profit

This is true. It's not hard at all to fuck porn stars. As long as you can afford >$500 an hour.

Hayley Williams from that shitty band Paramore
Went to the same highschool.

I fucked a now well-known italian youtuber. Her name is lasabrigamer. She was a model before her youtube career and i met her through a common friend

No fucking way

Same here...met her on the Warped Tour...at the time I played in a regionally successful skate punk band.

Non ci credo manco se posti la foto

I fucked myself once

Just going to say,
A slutty alternative rock teenager, in Nashville TN.
Before she is famous.

Not that hard to believe, since I was there at the bands first shows and hung out with that group at Rocket Town and a few bars we could get into under 21.

Man I usually don't respond this fast, but fuck this is hilarious.
You're not the first user to instantly respond after I post that and I always believe you guys.

She is a major slut.

Foto non ne ho ma posso assicurarti che è vero. Una volta frequentavo gli ambienti della moda di Milano e Roma e mi è capitato spesso di incrociare persone più o meno famose. Lei ovviamente all'epoca non lo era ed è stata "facilmente avvicinabile"

I'd give anything to fuck Ava Devine...she's the best pornstar I've ever seen.

a lot of horny girls will suck dicks in your city 4changirlz.jimdo.com

A friend of mine fucked her too. He is from Collinsville and met her when she was a young slut in Meridian

wow, noice

Truth.

I've yet to meet a female vocalist in the business that is not a complete slut.

A lot of eskimo brothers in here.

How did you book her?

Fairly well known artist from my city. She makes sculptures and shit. Also a personal trainer with a fucking divine body.

Is this you user?

Agent Scully. In the late 90s.

Still fap to the memory once in a while

I'm a girl man, come have sex with my boipussi

Yep m8

Ti concedo il beneficio del dubbio bro

This has made my day.
Thanks for the laugh Anons.

Like the punk bro, I played in a lot of bands when I was younger.
Made out at the very least with a lot of girls who got somewhat famous, but man that was like 11 years ago.
Just an average dude now.

I fucked Sasha Grey, shit was cash

Chris never just comes in and introduces himself right off the bat. He always leads them into thinking that he's an officer so that they feel inclined to spill the beans. The cameramen don't come in until the very end of the interview, by which time the predators already know that the jig is up.

Gwen Stefani. We were at a party together and I summoned every bit of mack I had. After a lot of drinks she wanted to crash but I was in town visiting at the house the party was thrown at and the only spare room was where I was sleeping. I played it hella cool and said well just come on to bed with me then and stood up with my hand out. I will never forget how hot my face got when she took my hand and went with me. We went in there and it just happened. It was amazing. No condom. Blew on her belly. I had previously jacked off thinking about her and doing that very thing. It still feels like I a dream. She was great. A little loud but man, she was a monster.

Post highschool yearbook pic of that bitch

>Ava Devine

enjoy your AIDS

And when was this?

I heard my girlfriend cheated on me so I put a camera our room to see if it was true. Turns out, it was. So I uploaded the video online and it got a decent amount of views. I guess that counts.

2000 - 2001

To this day I can not fucking believe it worked. Seriously.

>rcktwn

The only people you've ever fucked are other boys scene fag

Your mom xD

Is it summer already?

Yes it is.

It's July you peepee breath.

How old are you?

Sure it feels hot in here. Must be summer

If I jack myself off does it still count?

I blew moot behind a dumpster at a convention back in '09.

Fucked Brittany from Tipsy Bartender a few times
awesome in bed, pretty much the best girl I ever had
I'm hoping to get it on with her again some time

I'm the son of a famous 70's actor. Does this count?

Say your name.

37. I was visiting my sister who still lived there. She went to opposing schools and they were both in cheer so came to know each other from parties and what not.

Reckful's Ex girlfriend, Blue

Keyboard player from Hawkwind's daughter.

Selena Gomez, believe me or not. Doesnt change that it happened.

Sir Jimmy Savile when I was 9.

Ke$ha. She was performing in London when I lived there before she got really big. I knew the area and where she would likely be afterwards and went with the intent to find and fuck her. Her body was a bit dissapointing but she's as dirty as she looks

I want to believe this because it sounds beautiful

Wahey quads. PS it wasn't rape

>highschool was 11 years ago
>expecting me to know where that shit is

Scene boys look like 14 year old girls

Tabby Ridiman. While she was dating my buddy Cameron Henderson and was pregnant with that Tony guys child. I lived in KY and she would hang with me and my friends a lot, one night we hung out solo and it just happened.

Not very good tbh, and she got in a hot tub while pregnant lol.

Yes and I fucked boxxy.

Nigga please

I want to pork Kesha too :(

Not really famous but I got a handjob from Lia Marie Johnson at a beach party sort of thing in 2014. Only for 2 minutes before we almost got caught. I'd say she's easy but I was talking to her for hours and we were both drunk as shit. Call it bullshit if you want I don't care.

dude fack thats great

It really did happen man. I opened the bedroom door for her and closed it behind me. As soon as the door shut she took off her shirt. It was a black Van Halen tee shirt. I was rock hard in an instant. She turned around as she took off her bra. Her little tittes are even smaller than you think but the nips are like, a really light pink and perky as hell so it was all the way ok with me. I walked towards her and without saying anything started kissing her while touching her boobs. I ran my hands down her belly and started unbuttoning her shorts. She pushed me away a little and I really thought I blew it. I was so nervous. But all she did was take off my shirt then start kissing me more. I droped my pants and you could see a ton of pre cum on my boxers. She took off her shorts (no panties) and laid down on the bed. I ate her pussy for a little while but she quickly pulled me to her and grabbed my dick and put it in. I thought for a moment "dude she might get around a lot you just caught something" but it wasn't enough to stop me. She was really loud and moaned a lot to the point that it was a little distracting.

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her twitter acc was suspended
>why?

>One porn star
>One miss [state] candidate
>One lawyer who has been on tv
>One newscaster
>Two small-time politicians
>One up and coming CEO
>Two models
>A small-time actress

Anyone who fucked around in college probably fucked a few people who went on to become famous or semi-famous.

used to fuck this girl who was runner up in a miss Malta beauty contest

Shes a freak too

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was she fat?