Which country has the most embarrassing history?

Which country has the most embarrassing history?

Australia, definitely

We're literally a French ploy against the Dutch.

Spain. Probably the only country that ever went from being a global hegemon to being confused with its former colonies.

JUST

This famous paiting portrays the moment D. Pedro I shouted "independence or death" at the margin of the Ipiranga river when he received a letter from his father asking him to go back to Portugal during a delicate moment between Brazil and Portugal. (or something like that)

The actual story is that he took a shit in the river because his intestines were fucked and signed some document.

korea

Australia definitely

United States desu

Georgia

We, no debate.

We're a French ploy against commies and Russia.

Italy.

Thats actually pretty funny

>exist for just 155 years
>win 2 world wars

>The actual story is that he took a shit in the river because his intestines were fucked and signed some document.

Most of actual battles involved generals shitting diarrhea in the woods while the regular soldiers had to hold it in.

>wins

We fought more then you did ,brother

We haven't went to war for over 200 years so.. us probably.

that is a good thing

>not believing in anything hard enough to fight for it
>good

>believing

Embarassing shameful: Ireland

Embarassing humorous: Australia

Scotland

uk is pretty much the same dont worry

>Which country has the most embarrassing history?
AMA

Philippines desu

>>wins 2 world wars

In a parallel world where Axis won?

fight me, sissy

Poland

Australia

>rabbit victory
>218 casualties