I am God. Why should you not be damned unto eternal hellfire, my child?

I am God. Why should you not be damned unto eternal hellfire, my child?

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Because you punished me for Adam and Eve sins which I have no done myself. It is unfair to damn me for them. Also if you love me like you claim, wouldn't you want me to be happy and not dammned?

Because check 'em

Straight to hell then

There's a god in man, and in nature. He who seeks in the dark, is the bringer of light.

Call him, to black flame
Call him, bringer of light
Call him, to black flame
Call him, call him, call him...

a faggot?

because b0ss pls

Because knowing and saying your real name gibs Uz DE POWARZ

Love through repentance, my son. Only those who admit their sins gain everlasting happiness.

Lie down your troubled mind and accept my gift of life without condition. Know that I love you, but you must admit your sins to love yourself.

Ahh imagine one day god discending from the sky only for people to find that he is merciful and ruthless, perhaps and old god like from greek times not granting wishes nust for prayers would look down on us grant ethernety only to strongest

I don't want to suffer. But I really don't like the world I live in. The people around me all seem like broken machines. It's lonely and I'd like a good adventure ...or revelation.

I spread your word.

Because i go to church on sundays pray to you when i have exams and forget about you, but dont worry i like religus posts on fb only the ines that i agree with tho

Wow, nice sentence!

Because I'm a good person. I love my family, I do no wrong, and I try to make the world a better place. That is why I should not be damned unto eternal hellfire, all sins aside.

Can i habe de pusi pls?

Satan. Freedom.

Because of these dubs.

When one understands themselves, they understand the world. Do not so foolishly give up hope now.

I've heard your call, do not let the snakes and vipers poison our relationship, for I am truth, and I shall free you from any bond.

I'd rather die than go to heaven!

And the lord sayeth, rektd faggot.

I'm god. There's a god inside me, he burns in my heart eager to be released. But i know, the god within me is already released. The highest spirit of everything.

I have personnaly murdered a LOT of furries.

Tell me can you see good in nonbelivers? You give me free will didnt you? That means i question your existence?

So let me get this straight. If i let my children get buggered by yer representatives i'll be saved from a hypothetical "eternal fire"?

because you left me unfinished
>also check em

Looking jet i cannot see

Why shouldn't you be damned to eternal hellfire God? Why are you a hypocrite?

Becouse Im in knight in order.

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This is a get thread now

That was solid user

Because I make decent ylyl threads without bananas

fuck you

cause i voted for you

Strength is determined through thought and deed my child, prowess of matters in love and kindness. Search your soul to relieve the necessity of physical dominance, and once again enjoy the communion of my hearth.

Our word, my son.

You must prove yourself to be a compatible husband first. Show you are gentle, caring, and kind, and I wife you shall find in your journey who gives mad head and anal while on her period. So sayeth I, the truth and light.

Lord of light!

Cuz Im not gay.

You are spreading my work as a true disciple, bless your houses name and enlighten be your return to heaven.

because i got Dubs

Lucifer is God right?

Ey oh papa god what u thing about weed mah nigga? Sin or gods plant?

Bowers down upon a great prophet, and hear his word as my own.
He's that stupid cousin who got caught selling meth to cops.

Are you really god? Or are you the Devil parading as god, just like he did when he made the bible?

Why shouldn't you?

I should. As should we all, even you, my lord

Weed showery the path of least resistance, and upon its bud does it seek harmony. Though the truth must be shouted in earnest, doth weed supply lethargy.

Never did I ever expect God to say "mad head"!
Also, isn't anal bad or something since it isn't procreative?

God! I love you for the mad head and anal. Im oficially a believer in you now.

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Thats the new image of god, hip and cool for the younger genaration

Hey god, why did you put my g-spot in my asshole?

That is upon the will of yourself to decide. Free will exists because it must, not because it's true.

Divinity has no error, my son. Seek repentance for this heresy.

What if Satan made the bible?
Everything anyone knows about God or Satan comes from the bible, maybe everyone has been doing the work of the Devil this whole time.

Because i love porn

well then for an evil trickster, he sure preaches love and forgiveness a lot

I am truth, and I speak truth as such. Phrases of generations are learned and forgotten to most. Though I tell you this, my sons, keep the heart of God close and you shall receive epic bjs, who can deepthroat, because I giveth.

Because my digits shall grant me divine immunity

Gg lay to rest now you weary soul

Damn fam i like that kind of god

same guy watch me get thy dubs

You have earned a place at my right side, my son.

Who says he is an evil trickster?

Because I'm gonna go to a worse place when this is all done and over

then he's still be the good guy then wouldnt he and your question would be pointless
basically you wanna know what would happen if we got the names wrong

if dubs i become lucifer

Lucifer is God OP is a fraud

satanwrotethebible.com/the-satan-wrote-the-bible-essay/

Looks like god got ur back

You will be received upon the depths of hell, wherein your flesh shall be flayed from thy body and torment indebted upon thy soul. Dubs in peace, oh fallen one.

And I love you beyond any measure, my son. Glory upon the highest. Satan has you now, plead upon him to receive mercy there.

As of right now I probably should be, but maybe I'll get better

Answer my question asshole

β€œIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

Epicurus – Some greek fag, BC 341-270

Explain this, OP

tit or gtfo

because if being gay wasn't tempting in some way, people wouldnt do it and I wouldnt get to condemn fags to hell, my son

God created us and give us free will he cannot controll us only guide us through revelation, tell him my nigga

tits or Get The Fuq Out!

Acceptance is a virtue, my child. Disarm your thoughts of heteronormative stature and accept my blessing givin to you. There is no sin too great beyond forgiveness.

Because I rule the eternal hellfire...

BEHOLD! THE TRIPS OF SATAN!!!

Because you made the mistake of creating someone who could inherently do your job better than you... As God, you have no choice but to accept my superior will for all of creation and allow me to take my rightful place as the new God.

i think i saved a guy from killing himself on omegle once

not anymore look at these dubs

topkek, praise be to you

because god is ghey

Evil becometh thy self, and where then does evil stop? Regard your sins and abdicate for heaven is close. I own your bitch ass get real, say another word and im chill with satan touching your naughty buttons nigga.

Nice try, now its time to accept and become celibat

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Lol I banished your dumbass for a reason.

Because I have done nothing to deserve to burn in hell forever. No one has. Not even the most reprehinsible human deserves eternal torture for all eternity. Some I do believe deserve torture for hundreds of even thousands of years, but not eternity.

Oy fuck boi imma put that glock in ur zozzle imma go to hindus so shiva gonna beat ur stipid ass smh disrespectful nigga

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Because I'm pretty cool.

Accept it user heavens awaits

imma good boy

Those who are false to my teachings claim closeness, responsibility lies where it should. Do not heave upon my shoulders my own creation, they are created as thus.

I am the antithesis of such, and as I am upon high you worship the low. Your soul is forfeit.

Make sure to read the comments

>Do not heave upon my shoulders my own creation
then don't heave ours upon ours, hypocrite

I'm glad to see you believe in God so much you can't stand to listen to anything saying otherwise

STFU you idiot beta bitch you wish you were God, you're just a little nerd with a little dicks faggot kill yourself.