TV Licensing

>user, open up. We've been made aware you haven't been paying your TV license

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BIG

Everyone pays a little so we can have advert free radio and TV, it's really not that complicated, but enjoy your memeing anyway

>nail a piece of bacon to the door
>cops can't get in
Life in the UK isn't so bad

They can't do shit desu

>being forced to pay for something you're not necessarily using
Can't spell cuck without a U and a K.

>user, you have terminal illness. Pay an extortionate amount or die

Fucking Americans

I didn't ask for these feels.

If you don't watch live TV you literally don't have to pay, use your noggin mate

BBC > all other broadcasters

british TV has to be the worst fucking TV in the world

>SIR, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE ILLEGAL KINDER EGGS AND FORESKINS WITHIN THIS BUILDING.

>SURRENDER NOW OR WE WILL PUT YOU DOWN.

>age of subscription services
>one company decides its still ok to spam your house with threats

I don't own a TV they have been told, they still harass you

I don't even have an Arial or satellite on my house

When it comes to comedy, Americans can't touch us, Curb Your Enthusiasm aside.

Most British comedies are self depricative, nuanced, subtle and deadpan. Most American comedies are just FART SEX JOKES FART DUDE WEED LMAO HAHA SEX JOKES

Did anyone else think the thumbnail was Naruto?

Don't forget the part where the government skims off the top.

It makes me sick that people defend an organisation of paedos who literally send hired thugs to your doorstep if you don't pay up, all because "muh Great British television". I fucking hate living here. I wish I'd been born some place half decent.

please tell me this isnt real

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>Whites Need Not Apply: BBC Advertises ‘Black, Asian, Or Minority’-Only Positions byVIRGINIA HALE, 7 May 2016

>A range of British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) television departments, programmes, and radio stations are currently offering highly desirable, paid internships, but white people are prohibited from applying.

>Creative Access – an organisation, registered as a charity, which offers placements at “many of the UK’s top media organisations” – has listed a number of BBC placements on its website, demanding applicants are only from“Black, Asian and non-white minority ethnic backgrounds”.

>The website’s list of opportunities shows that all but fourof the positions currently available are for jobs at the publicly-funded BBC, and Creative Access is funded by the British tax payer despite its charitystatus.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How is this allowed?

>tfw kino police comes to my shack to test my knowledge about asian seafood flicks

>blatent racism is ok as long as it's against whites
UKucks never cease to amaze me.

friendly reminder those faggots won't do jackshit as long as you're recording them and ask for their name(you're in your right of recording them, if thy're in your property)

>racism is okay as long as whites are the victims

>mfw it's real
breitbart.com/london/2016/05/07/whites-need-not-apply-bbc-advertises-black-asian-minority-positions/

>breitbart

They're using a charity organization to circumvent the discrimination laws

In England is it legal for people to come onto your property without a warrant?

Aren't the conservatives in power in Bongistan? They must be huge cucks to let stuff like that happen.

Of course, otherwise you're a racist/homophobe/sexist

>not ditto.jpg

>racism is when you judge/discriminate or deny entry/job based on the persons skincolor
>exept if they are white lol
so black shaming with be a thing in 200 years then?

Don't make it any less true.

>Media cannot reflect society, if society is not reflected in the media

>Creative Access is looking for talented young people from Black, Asian and non-white minority ethnic backgrounds to fill paid internship places at many of the UK’s top media organisations.
>non-white
>non-white
>non-white
>non-white
>non-white

creativeaccess.org.uk/

>replacing the white presidential line with a kenyan

ignorant question, does jews count as non white? even if they are?

>being forced to pay for tv
>being forced to pay for propaganda
Hah!

>even if they are
No matter how you try to twist and turn your words choosen one, you won't get me to say that jews are or will ever be white

Jews are white when they are successful and non-white when they are oppressed.

>advert free television from about 2 channels
>nothing good on said channels
>can't opt for tv without those channels

gj bonglords

Why do whites allow themselves to be cucked?

You could say they are really cucks??????

>bobbies come round for weekly butter knife inspection
>forget to shut off TV
>get caught marathoning Eastenders without a license for watching pre-recorded television

>he doesn't like 3 hour documentaries about moss

hol up, is u sayin they be cUK payin fo that BBC
daamn

>be me
>couldn't afford the new prices for the utensil license
>use hands to eat food now
>hand is greasy, accidentally drop plate
>breaks into pieces
>ohfug
>Helicopter blares outside, lights flood the house
>Armoured troopers break in through the door, wrestle me to the ground
>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF HOMEMADE "POINTY HEAD, NOW YOU'RE DEAD".
>Get sentenced to 5 years of sissy duty at the local Mosque.
>Lol at least I'm not American.