Getting drunk on cheap whiskey so this fucking thread is gonna happen again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Getting drunk on cheap whiskey so this fucking thread is gonna happen again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

What kind of whiskey? Also, why are you still alive?

Why not hire an escort? Cmon man you got the $$

>What kind of whiskey?

Suntory Royal something. Got it cheap on the airport in Tokyo this spring.

>Also, why are you still alive?

Better to fade away than to burn out.

Virginity is merely a symptom of my general social retiredness, having sex in itself will not change that. Also, I have to keep my money together since I am unemployed since a month.

Kill yourself.

What's your favorite cartoon?

What was your favorite subject in university?

What's your job?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Also, how ugly are you?

get a prostitute

would you fuck a fat chick?

>a 33 year old kissless virgin
lol almost spit up my drink when I read that, both me and gf are laughing right now. thanks op

A hundred

I won the male beauty pageant in my hometown when I was 20. Haven't changed a lot but grew a beard so I guess I looked a bit older than I actually am.

>Also, how ugly are you?

asking the important question
come on op

>What's your favorite cartoon?

Does Archer count?

>What was your favorite subject in university?

Molecular oncology.

>What's your job?

Unemployed.

Fat chicks are for suicidal people. I'm just a virgin

You wouldn't know because you haven't had sex m8. I think that if you fucked someone you'd probably get a confidence boost and feel better about your sad life.

Are you desperate to lose your virginity? Or are you contempt with it?

Sure, Archer's great.

Why you unemployed though?

>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Around three fiddy.

>Also, how ugly are you?

Not ugly. Just autistic.

Your girlfriend should post nudes.

I'm looking fine.

I've turned down your mom enough times to not feel desperate about my virginity.

This is probably suicidal/psycho level of virginity

Because my contract ran out and I didn't find a new job yet. Been looking for around half a year. Had the stupid idea of wanting to go into industry.

>no pic
>kissless virgin
>"not ugly"

ok honey

have you already set a point of series of events in your head that will finally trigger the impulse to kill yourself? If yes - what are they? If no - why not?

Well I've been out of a job for some time as well due to company moving their headquarters to another city but gonna start working again in the middle of August.

Hope things work out for you.

I was with you until
>ok honey
>honey
What the fuck is wrong with you user?

Why not OP? After 33 years shouldn't you be bored of being socially retarded?

Yes I'm going to execute myself in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised

Can you not afford bleach?

And yes, I've posted this pic before. Fuck off.

Because I got dubs for the 3rd time in my life when I turned 33 and in the end isn't getting dubs all that matters?

you're such a faggot. of course, after spending all these years by himself, never having any contact to women or even other people in general he'll just go fuck a hooker and all his problems will be solved.

did you miss every social cue growing up or just ones on the internet?

Do you have any friends?

nah I'm not a cuck, she just thought that sounded insane, of course it's probably not true but then weirder things have happened.

surely not in the playground? Think of the children

you dont look too bad though go get a tan so people can stare at you for more than 3 seconds without going blind fix the scraggly beard and fuck some chick at a party or something

If you won beauty contest, how come there was never a girl who forced you to talk ?? My first and last Gf was 3 Years ago and i was 19 years old then, but atleast im not a kissless virgin. fkn move ur lazy ass ! There where Girls who werent bitches who showed interest in you !

Why are you a virgin?
Are you ugly, unable to talk to women? Don't you have any self-confidence?

scrawny fivehead/10
did your hometown only have flabby inbreds to choose from or did they vote you out of pity?

Do you have a neck beard?

Oh oh! Have you reached the point of loneliness that you've stopped bathing regularly?

Are you a wizard?

Just dumb fucking ones on the internet, that's not even a social cue. that's just you being a faggot. Honey.

>>or fuck some chick at a party
herp derp, I wonder why OP hasn't thought of that yet?

Why do you talk like Bogs from Shawshank?

>Honey.

!!! look at you! congrats! you understand now!

What advice do you have to someone that is basically you but 14 years younger?

No.

I only get red in the sun. And I'm a now religiously clean shaven.

Unable to talk to people without sound like having an extra chromosome.


Home city that is.

No and no.

Kill yourself.

I'll take that as a compliment, let me ask you something. Did anybody here get to you yet? Cause I can be your friend.

What do you do in your free time? What are your interests?

Mainly sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading, vidya, furiously masturbating, shitposting.

get chemically neutered and go and live in an all male commune where all you do all day is make dream-catchers as talk about what a lucky escape you had

well, time to buy a rock hammer

Sex is the greatest confidence boost their is

Kys cocksucker

When you get it on your own instead of paying for it. Just as winning an Olympic gold medal is a bigger confidence booster than buying one on ebay.

i mean i guess if your self worth depends on whether or not your genitals function

don't know why you made this thread op, you don't seem down about it

how many magic spells do you know?

So you probably have a nice body.

I know how to summon tendies from mummie

My body is quite okay. Used to be better in my 20s.

see now i wanna hear how you talk
bc i don't think it could be so bad that it would deter women from you

>No friends
>Virgin

Holy shit. Is everyday painful to you? Or have you become numb to it over time?

Google Jordan Schlanky.

Life is pretty okay. Even though I may starve to death soon.

?
U mean Jordan Sclansky? From Conan?

Have you never met someone with autism, they are strange people to be around? You'd know it immediately.

the guy on conan?
idgi he doesn't talk weird

i mean, besides super low-functioning ones i suppose i haven't
now i'm curious

Yes. That's basically me. And it's not how he talks as far as intonation etc. is involved, it's what he talks.

I'm 33 and I am neither kissless nor a virgin. honestly you should get over that complex. kissing and sex are overrated. I haven't had sex in years, nor do I particularly want to. all women nowadays seem like is subhumans that just want to feed their egos.

that isn't saying men are any better.

oh! gotcha. i was looking for like, speech issues

so you're just really frank?

Do you talk about coffee? Or riding around on your Vespa? You may suffer from social anxiety. I used to have that and can help you if you want.