What's his superpower?

What's his superpower?

being blind

Heightened Smell, Touch, Hearing & Taste.

Making yo bitch wet

being blind

Spiderstrenth and laser vision.

But hes not blind

being a hypocrite

he strong and doesn't afraid of anything

Haha jokes on him, my girlfriend told me its normal for her not to get wet

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He has more power than war machine, Falcon, the dude from Africa, Hawkeye, Black Widow combained.

The power to survive career killing bombs and piss his women off when he surpasses their careers.

Super hearing, radar vision, martial arts and parkour.

does he smell feces every time someone in his building shits? he smelled night nurse way before she got to his door.

he's blind but he can actually see

pretending to be blind

Why doesn't the actor at least TRY to seem blind? He looks people straight in the eyes all the fucking time

Like a sewage worker or a garbage man, you become, if you'll excuse the pun, blind to it.

he's blind

>blind to smelling peoples assholes all day

literally worse than being blind.

I dont care what abilities he got if he got stuck with smellovision

imagine knowing how many fat fucks and their nasty assholes were in each room. To point of being able to smell what they ate because of said asshole.

ngl i love the smell of ass i always eat out my girls ass, and every single girl i was with before her.

i'd be masturbating 24/7

How does he know when to stop wiping?

According to an image on Sup Forums which showed how Matt Murdock sees the average street in Hell's Kitchen, he smells feces all the time. They had big fart clouds coming out of everyone's ass.

blindfold yourself the next time you take a big greasy shit

you just know

He licks the paper after wiping.

you pig americans look at your shit?

he's playing a character who plays a blind fucker

His superpower is he's a blind guy that can see

>What's his superpower?

Even though he is blind, he always knows when to stop wiping.

super hearing

>being a hypocrite
So, he's Marvel's Batman?

He hears real good an sheet user, why ask?

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