Were you ever given handjob by your mom for a good-night sleep?

Were you ever given handjob by your mom for a good-night sleep?

no, have you?

No. But a long time ago my older sister used to come in my room at night when she thought i was sleeping and rub my dick. Weird shit was probably molested but never gave a fuck about it

No, but your mom blowed me for a good night sleep

Ba dum tss

Yes, up until I was 13

did you guys know babies can get erections

So up until you started cumming?

Yes

how did it feel?

No because my family isn't a bunch of demented animals.

You say that like it's a bad thing

sex is healthy

Like salty milk and coins.

Amazing. Especially that I felt that I'm making my dad a cuck

How old were you?

Mudslime spotted

Adult Sansa?

no but this milf can give me one

What did she wear?

Every time I think Sup Forums can't get any worse, it pulls out all the stops and goes for it. What the actual fuck, either your mom was wanking you off for real, or you want to ask about it cuz some weird fap fetish. FFS, I'm off to lie down.

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No but i was woken up on christmas by my alcholic aunt with a bj, then fucked her. I was 17 at the time.

Somwhen i was 16 and my first gf dumped me, i cried for a week. Mom tried to confort me, didnt help. She asked what she could do. Told her nothing. She opened up about her first bf etc etc. Told her that i d8djt know what to do, id never get sex again etc etc. She told me i would be patient. I told her i really missed how gf would sometimes give me hand jobs and bj when i was sleeping. Later that night i woke up to mom giving me a hj, i blew my load the second i realized what was going on. Took her by surprise because it hit her in the face and mouth. She just laughed and licked her lips. She asked ifnit made me feel better. She said she knows being horny doent helt getting over a girl so wanted to relive my needs. That was the first time of many. I got more stories if anyone cares.

She almost always looked like this. She never got completely naked

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SUMMER BREEZE

Hnng
Do you think she'd look good in lingerie or a bikini giving you a handy?

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Yez continue

No but she does kinda look like her...

Sorry mate, blowing your wad on your sisters keks, fine. Beating off to traps then insisting it's not total faggotry, fine. But seriously, getting put to sleep by your mom giving you a hand shandy? Fuck sake you want a good night's kip, drink some fucking warm milk.

made me hard

Took you for another user with horny aunt looking like this

Same here. My sister used to kiss me and make me play with her hairy cunt.
But I don't even give a shit. Was really young so fuck it. Not like you can change it.

I figured as much but this would be my first time telling this story

No, but the woman next door (40is with great tits) when I was in 7th grade till HS would pose in the window opposite mine and model lingerie while I watched and jacked off. She would blow me a kiss after I came and then close the blinds.

One year for Christmas, I left a gift wrapped dildo on her doorstep. After that she'd also setup a chair with her legs spread on the arms and masturbate while I jacked off.

Most mornings her and my mom would be sitting having coffee, and when I came down we'd act like nothing ever happened.

The closest thing to finding out was my mom mentioned that I should be careful with the blinds because she mentioned something about "your son has a big dick for his age".

No, but I do spy cam her and give myself hand jobs.

I would also titfuck my sister who had DDs by 14 when i was 16. She'd occasionally blow me as well.

Milk won't get rid of the sexual tension which prevented us from sleeping back in the day, user

Dude tell them stories

user?

lets see your moms spycam shots.

mfw no mom jobs

Sony, there are other ways. When i was 14 I couldn't turn over in bed because of my permanent boner, but I can honestly say I never once said 'mam, you got a mo, and could you bring the hand lotion...'

I did wank on my sisters best friends toothbrush a couple of times though...

K
>be 16
>obessed with girls
>think about sex 24/7
>too much of a sperg to go be social.
>not actually fat or ugly just mentally shy
>jerking it one day
>sis comes in
>OMG what are you doing
>cover up with sheet
>i thought i was home alone
>whyisntsheleaving.mp3
>umm user...can i see it again...
>what?
>well ive never seen one and i know you wont tell anyone
>um sure.
>i dont really care about showing my dick
>still hard from fap session
>all she says is wow and stares
>well now you need to leave i need to finish
>go ahead i already know what your doing in here now
>well why dont you help me?

Nah man, but after dad left us she made it a routine to watch me 'bate.
Don't really know how she convinces me that it was a must it was just our "thing" she always left a damp spot on my chair, smelled like her...its something I guess

Next morning, wake up to her hj again. She sees im awke and stops as she says dont want to hit my face again user, i know it grosses you out. I asked her why she thinks that, she said my reaction. I told her its not that, i was confused to what was happening. She said well you can do what you want user. She sat on bed and wztched me. I started to jerk, i came on my stomach and chest. Mom just looked at me. She then got up and left room. Imcleaned up, took shower came downstairs. Saw mom in a tight tank and panties. She never wore just panties, instant boner. She looked at me and was like again user? You really are the energizer bunny. Come here, i followed her. Before i help you, you neee to help me. I told her i didnt expect her to.... she dropped her panties, bare vagina oh shit, couldnt finish my sentance. She said lickmuntil intell you to stop. I went to town, licking her slit, tasting her juices. She pushed my face into her snatch, i could feel her pulsating, i kept licking. I must have done it for 20 minutes, she told me to stop, she needed my cock in her mouth. She pushed me on the bed and started to suck my cock. I didnt last long, i told her i was comjng. She stopped sucking and jerked me onto her face. She them licked the cum off her face and asked me if i like. I replied yes. We cleaned up

>I never did anything fucked up and disgusting

>except those times I did

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Op is a fat fuck living in his moms basement
He's a freeloader and dosen't pay rent

Op is a faggot and loves the cock
Op is a faggot and loves the cock

He lurks Sup Forums only 2, maybe 3 hours a day
He loves the cock but insists he's not gay

Op is a faggot and loves the cock
Op is a faggot and loves the cock

Op would liek to be raped by a horde of guys

Yet he insists that he is only bi...

Op is a faggot and loves the cock
Op is a faggot and loves the cock

thats truly awful. some pixelated black and white tits with no face or context. garbage.

go take a nap you fucking 12 yr old

>drink some fucking warm milk

...from mommy's breasts, yes. That's the best milk.

>grab her hand and put it on my cock
>show her how to move it
>shitty hand job but its not my hand so still good
>get her going faster
>tell her dont stop no matter what
>cum on her hand/my stomach.
>she cleans up and leaves
>week later
>go in her room at night
>user can you help me?
>help you what?
> i want to have an orgasm
>show her what i saw in porn
>she's rubbing her clit hard
>im sitting behind her massaging her breasts
>she cums
>roll her over and whip out dick
>wrap her tits around my cock and fuck them till i cum
We did it several times that year until eventually she started feeling bad because it was wrong and i had to beg/wear her down to do things.
Eventually mom and dad caught us in the shower. Played it off that we would just shower together so we could sleep in on school days.
She told them everything though and they separated us for a while. Then we went back to normal. Today she is convinced i "raped" her and ruined her innocence.

>proof that rape does not ruin lives

Never said I wasn't a filthy bastard, just that my old mum never did the 5 knuckle shuffle.

This shit aint that bad, lurk more

are you kidding me? that's normal

cornick

Each time my dad was out for work or pub at night, my mom would let me sleep with her, I remember laying in bed hurrying her up to join me as she was sitting in her nightgown by toilette combing her hair; when she finally came to sleep, I hugged my face into her cleavage and put my feet under her nightgown to feel her tights, and then press my developing boner against her belly. I was too young to cum then, but it felt good anyway.

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ITT Virgins passing their wet dreams off as stories.

The difference between being a newfag and an oldfag:

A newfag sees this kind of shit, and needs to post about it because they think they're smarter than everyone else.

An oldfag sees this kind of shit, and just closes the window and goes to another thread.

Yeah. About their fucking MOTHERS. And I thought the trap love was degenerate.

When I jerk off to mom porn I never think about my own mom.

Nothing wrong with a spot of milfy magic. Bit of a difference to getting your actual mum to polish your helmet to aid a relaxing nights kip.

So are you the former then, since you essentially did the same to me? Difference is, you're just butthurt because you beat off to mommy.

not my mom, but a mom.

A you man was once caught beating off in his basement by his father. The father said, "Son, it's about time you've gotten yourself a wife."

"Right you are," said the son, "who's wife shall I get?"

Moar stories?

Heh that made me chuckle

My mom use to let me fuck her before I slept.

Week later, wake up to head. Feelsgoodman.jpg. moms nude, i rub her slit. She is wet. She stops suckimg climbs on top. Fuck, slides my cick into her, she pumps a few times, cant hold it, i tell her im cumming, she quickly gets off, and thrusts my cock to the back of her throat, i cum harder then i ever have. She them cleans me off and say my turn user. She ckimbs back on and starts fucking mynsensative cock. She is riding me hard, she cums. She gets off and starts throat fucking me again. Im about to cum again and she jacks me onto her face. She then take my phone and takes a selfie and goes to clean up.

Post that selfie plz

Well immglad at least one person enjoys this, but i cant post a face pics, hope you ujderstand bro

I enjoy it also but is there any pics of your mom that we can see?

Let me see what i have. I have some cum on tits, her pussy, me fucking pussy, etc

Could you please post them ones

My mom made me sleep her before we fucked.

you can prob. still fuck her if you havent you pussy

Did you ever read Stephen King books and repeat shit in them on the internet?

Moved away. Her husband was military, and got stationed somewhere else. He was mostly overseas before that.

I wish my mom in law would give me one..

Those would be awesome. Plz share and more stories if you have any

that sucks almost

Moved when I was a senior, just before I turned 18.

Oh well...

I just bust out laughing. Home from work, feet up to chill out. Grab my phone to check what goin on on Sup Forums, first thing I see... "Were you ever given handjob by your mom for a good-night sleep?"
Man, I love this fucking place!! Well done user.

ive seen some hot women with retarted man childs i wonder how they deal with their boners

fg8

Gonna go fuck my wife now. Enjoy your Cheetos and hand lotion in your Mom's basement faggit.

Damn, got any more pics?

Hey now!

Lets not be dissing the Cheetos...

gona go fuck your wife thinking its your mom

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Pics of your wife

Nah. She only shares her little Asian fuck hole with other chicks she grooms for me online. Sorry Sup Forumsro

You're right. My bad.

NP. Except when you get Cheetos in the lotion. Then that sucks.

Rips up your dick while you fap, and turns it orange.

Hate when that happens. Third time this week...

I could see that. Kinda like raping an Oompa Loompa.

That is fucking sweet, I'd plough that like a corn field. The milfs ugly though.