Hey Sup Forums I got some leave and I'm bored as fuck. As a fucking boot anything

Hey Sup Forums I got some leave and I'm bored as fuck. As a fucking boot anything

How about you take your dime store ass and go fuck yourself?

Marines are a faggot cult and you're a fucking leg. Why didn't you join the airborne faggot?

but now I've got someone else to do it for me
I honestly don't know. Not really a big fan of the army tho

Someone is mad they can't get pussy just from wearing their blues.

You gotta jump out of planes to get attention, huh?

STFU SKI I'm telling SSgt that you're a faggot.

Boyfriend?

Nobody cares.

POE-LEECE THAT MOOSTACHE PRIVATE

You can't violate my safe space, we have rules for that now

Someone's a little mad they need blues to get pussy. Jumping out of planes is a whole lot better than being a part of the shittiest funded branch in the military.

First Sergeant

Because the Army is gay.

The Army is pretty gay. Even their sleeve roll is somehow gay

You need money to be good. We just have raw fucking retard strength. There's a reason men go into battle first, so you delicate little girls can jump down with your pillow fluffs and hold the position while we proceed to engage the enemy with fire and maneuver.

I'd jump out of a plane if I was an army fag too, don't feel bad. Don't pull the cord next time.

Spoken like a true leg.

>sleeve roll
Unless regulations have changed within the last 2 years, we weren't allowed to even roll sleeves. Even when it's 102 fucking degrees outside, and 115 degrees when you're on the motorpool blacktop cleaning out your connexes while roasting like a pair of nuts over a fire.

Unfortunately they literally just changed it. All the pogs complained about being too hot enough and it's up to commanders discretion now.

Army rega changed within the last month ish, they're doing sleeve rolling now

They just recently started rolling sleeves.
I'm pretty sure they're just testing it for now.

I'm just glad I'm not in the Army anymore, that was a pretty shit life.
>commanders discretion
lol we'd had still be roasting out there if it were up to my commander.

Meanwhile I'm in the airforce, straight CHILLIN
Y'all retards are grinding for no reason
I don't care what you say, in the end the airforce isn't getting complete shit jobs like you brainless downies

Which MCRD? Your punk ass better say SD.

(Fellow) boot spotted. Who gives a shit where you went to boot?
Anyways
>PI

Fuck man, how is it there? I always heard that it sucks worse than SD.

...

Marine fucked your girl huh

lol it's actually flat. But it gets humid as fuck and the sand fleas ain't no joke. Otherwise it's swampy. Honestly I'd take it over the hills of SD

What's your MOS?

How long have you been in?

Any good boot camp stories, or just stupid shit you or your buddies have done while fucking around?

0651 data network specialist. So glorified sysadmin, but at my rank it's basically help desk. I'm fresh outta comms school and waiting to head over to Oki or I'd tell stories. I gotta run to the store, If the thread's alive when I'm back I'll actually talk some

Oh and been in about 10 months.
>the bootiest