Are you ready for Kevin Smith's next masterpiece?

Are you ready for Kevin Smith's next masterpiece?

DUDE CANADA LMAO

>tfw you'll never be a fat loser who made two good movies 30 years ago and just coast through the rest of your life making shit that literally zero people want to see

What is with his weird Canada boner

Mallrats and Dogma?

>ywn have made enough money that you don't have to worry about money anymore and can make dumb flicks with family and friends forever

Pulp Fiction and 5th Element

>tagline's literally just "Eh?"

Minor kek.

Though, I feel like they could play with the whole Supernatural Clerks thing a bit more. From what I understand it's not really used well.

There was some /tg/ campaign or something that used that premise, I think. Thought I could write a decent short out of it.

Kevin Smith is appropriating my canadian culture. Who can I complain to about this?

are those the girls from tusk?

Yep. Part of Smith's "True North" trilogy.

The next movie he's making is called Moose Jaws, which he describes as "Jaws with a Moose."

W
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Y

I thought he was gonna quit making movies.

how is he getting budgets for shit like this?

As a a Canadian I wish he would just fuck off. He is embarrassing us with his shitty Canadian trilogy.

He's from the US, why is he so obsessed with us?

What the fuck?

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back and Slackers?

kevin smith fuckoff syrupaboo

I pretty much want to see any movie Kevin Smith makes, you bitter faggot

the best part of not hating people for their success is watching people hate people for their success. he won like 20 years ago and they still arent over it.

be happy that there's at least someone out there who cares about your country.

are you fucking retarded?

You don't even have a county to be enbarassed about, someone else already did