ITT: we wait in a waiting room

ITT: we wait in a waiting room

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coff, coff.

da fuck are we waiting for ?

*I'm in the middle*
So when will we shoot up this place?

needs to go to the bath room

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH GOD

IM A HUGE FAGGOT

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR DIRTY UNWASHED COCK

Who circled all the hidden pictures in the Highlights magazine? Asshole.

nigga DAMN

Calm yo tits

*enters*

fuckers..
i hate them all...

my bad

>*shitposts loudly in the corner*

Hey, hold my spot, I gotta take a shit.

>urinates in corner.

>Jacks off to women's underwear add in magazine

... I'm here because my grandmother is in for chemotherapy. She raised me as a kid after my mom hung herself. She didn't want me.

The doctors say it's bad. I just want her to get better.

I'm so scared.

Is this supposed to be a waiting room for ants?

So are we going to get this orgy started or what?

>476lb sjw enters
The smell of decades of unwashed fat and unkempt vaginal hygiene wafts through the room.

Hey um, weren't the bombs supposed to go off by now?
>*Pulls out gun*

Better late than never I guess

hey look at all the peo-

All around screams of terror arise. The word's "whale" and "how is a fish walking" can be heard

>brings a gun to a suicide bombing

what the fuck man

Gotta have a back up plan man, you never can trust those fire devils man

obligatory theme song
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EVERY ONE HIT THE DECK !!! THERE'S A SNIPER OUTS-

So what?
I once brought a bomb to a gunfight.

oh shit sniper got one

Goddamn the level of pollution is high in here.
I feel dirty, like I need another shower.

>I hate you all...

Czhekd

*walks into the room, and places a "Closed" sign on the door*

You've waited in vain. We're closed now, please come back tomorrow.

get down ! dubs terrorist

>barges in Kramer stle
Doc. Percs prescription ended 4 hourss ago. DOC. Dooooooooc.!!!!!!!

hey can you pass that people magazine from april 1998?

Checked

Fuck we need to stop these goddamned kikes

...

Guys! they have playboy in the bath room! It so good I jacked like seve-

Why yes i can sir. Im here for the herpe treatment how about you.

Shit in my mouth and touch my jwebes, fuck my pee hole. Lickity lack my sneaky snake you turd jurggling jew

he's right you kn-

I AM A PATIENT BOY

*jacks an old lady in the throat, takes her spot in line*

Someone please touch my penis

Does anyone have a bottle of Tabasco hot sauce?

Buttfucks for everyone! You there! Come get your buttfuck

no I'm white, sorry

Calm down Bort!

Who wants to have some gay sex with me

>Walks up
I would like a buttfuck sir!

...

...

Bend over

Fingerbox anyone? It's mahogany.

zero fucks given

they almost open
>fuck the damn storefronts

I WANT MY CIGARETTES NURSE RATCHET

I WANT MINE!!!

>*Jihad ringtone plays*
>picks up phone

ackhall bidad? durka durka, jalalanaba-ugh-na baghdadi. Derpa explosive devices flaladab, allah ackabar.

Alrighty one buttfuck for you sir! Assume the position

You have about 45 mins there was a lot of cheese on that lasagna

The sjw is triggered, hold on to your socks anons, we're in for a wild ride

...

also herpes, hey do you know rachel?

I'LL WAIT I'LL WAIT I'LL WAIT

copay is how much?

kek

I got herpes from a hot trap, this is her guys

Ear piercing wails issue from the sjw's mouth. All around people cower in fear, worried their "privilege" will offend it.

>her

>trap
>her

>takes note that lunch time is just about over
>also notes i'm the only one who took a number when he entered

>Not using their preferred gender pronoun

So am I the only one who's actually hear for an appointment?

*here

I'm here to see the therapist, they found my foster kids in the basement and sent me here

jesus christ more

>shuffles dildos

im here to see the therapist. I killed three children

Alright, why is there a USB drive marked "Pizza" in the corner?

>turns off lights

Seig Heil

moar

Yea she sat on my face two weeks ago at laurens.

I need to see a doctor. I wanna switch again.

...

...

Ms Frizzle exploded my cock on the last field trip is there a doctor here

shit, lauren's my ex girlfriend

>Jumps out window

Got into the fish tank, who wants lunch?

Is there a Mr Forechan here?

I've got 10 pizzas for him.

(._.) (’_’) (*_*) («_»)

GUYS - a SWAT van pulled up.

hide the loli porn