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Brazil will unify Latin America and become a latin world power, bringing happiness and festive culture worldwide

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>brazilian """""""culture"""""""
better stick to your tango, matías

tango is ded

You guys created this

samba too.

lol no, every single BR can sing a BR samba song and it's in every bar when I went to Rio, to the point it's still popular as fuck. I mean carnaval/funk/MPB wouldnt even exist if this was true. Meanwhile here, rock has taken over most of our pop songs in the 80/90s. Tango is ded for real. Is a thing that belongs to dance schools and orchestras and not really the radio

what a tragic time to live in

>lol no, every single BR can sing a BR samba song and it's in every bar when I went to Rio, to the point it's still popular as fuck.
What you're thinking about is called Pagode

Do Brazilians like bananas?

Just post the image already lad

Do Brazilians like bananas in their anuses?

yeah but it still got the basic fundamentals of samba. And everybody at least knows one old samba or bossa nova song, also MPB songs and influence are everywhere because it's easy to sing and got a catchy rhythm, meanwhile Tango is much more elitist and connected to european classical music and meant to be appreciated and not to party with. If anything we need to make tango more acessible for it to survive

nope.
i strongly agree with a good cooperation among ourselves, but union won't happen.

i'm not into pop-music, specially samba.
the problem is they made samba a commercial thing, the nowadays "musics" are utterly shit; if they made a good old samba, i wouldn't mind.

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>we need to make tango more accessible
tango para todos y todas CUANDO

We have no interest in doing such a thing, you better get used to your kind and your kind only. Stay away from our borders, you'll never be brazilian. We don't need the aid of anybody else to develop ourselves.

like if we have sth better to offer, right?
not that, historically speaking, this kind of thing won't have a good outcome.
if Argies, Chiles, etc. want to live among ourselves, i don't see a problem with at all; its their choose.
like Venezuelans come here in order to try sth better, deu their worse situation.

Samba is not dead, it's just reinventing itself to become appreciated under the standards of the new generations.

I was just being purposefully rude. But seriously, we have no interest in doing so, we're much more focused in working on our internal issues and we'll be like that for very long time.

yes we do kek. It is good for us since our exports and culture will get more recognition and a bigger market, and you will get to export latin culture worldwide and expand your influence

>exports and culture
Just as I said, first we need to produce hi-tech products in order to compete with developed countries. We also need to have a high quality culture, nobody is going to buy Anitta's songs via iTunes.

>influence
ATM our influence isn't a really good thing.

are you really that autistic kek?

Normies only listen sertanejo and funk nowadays.

both are literally originally from brazil roots

THE EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN

>Rio
That's why. Samba is pretty much only listened there. Everywhere else no one really cares.

true.
funk is utterly shit, and must be erased from this lands.
sertanejo, the same as samba, have become sth commercial, therefore shit; the old ones are good.

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*the correct name of the song is "Tocando em Frente"

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I missing you, cisplatina

Said no Argentinian ever

I don't think our culture is compatible with Brazil's, Mexicans don't share their women

>be Mexican
>get jealous

I need more of this. NEED.

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It would be the rightful successor of Roman Empire.

Perv
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I know I am BR in BA hue

no.

You guys electing Trump was the best thing ever

Ahhhh uma sentada daquela gostosa, faz um tempo que tu foi hoje tu ta de volta. Eu sei que tu gosta, essa é a hora.

Funk is better than pagode and MPB. If you don't agree you just lost at sarradinha and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

crioullo, pls.
mata-te.

I miss you too but I don´t use that name anymoar

You do realize Brazil is on the verge of a civil war right?

Brazil can barely keep itself united, let alone unify itself with other countries.

Not to mention Brazil is the new world country with the highest number of civil wars, rebellions and secessionist movements.

Cristina - Dilma. United Bolivarian Axis
Our humble progressive leader who did so much to the poor and marginalized people. Too bad they lose to the misogynistic capitalist right wing. We will miss them. :(

ni hao

Why is Brazil so divided? Is it because of whites in the south, natives in the west and blacks in the north?

>Why is Brazil so divided?
It's not, he is just a frustrated, autistic and delusional basement dweller

just some internet autists writing fanfictions, every country has them, same kind of faggots as those nerds getting wet over a global zombie outbreak because they have shitty lives

I'm not the quoted, but I'll explain.

In the US, the states are pretty autonomous, right? I know somethings are strictly federal, but plenty of the laws and other administration stuff can be in charge of each state.

Considering the fact that the landmass of the country is huge, this helps a lot when we're talking about administration. Autonomy of the states.

In Brazil there's no such thing, at least not on that level. We're a federation, pretty much like Russia, and our country is big and diverse. Our GDP is something around 2 trillion, but we're far from being rich.
If southeast Brazil + south could stay away from the rest of the country, we could be developed, I'm not joking.

São Paulo is rich as fugg, but more than 90% of our taxes are distributed to every other state, including the useless ones.

Shitty education + trillion dollar corruption + "jeitinho brasileiro" also helps.

We're not divided, we're just diverse. We're too big and incompetent to administrate everything.

Brasil é violento demais. Vocês precisam é de tratar disso urgentemente.

Puta que pariu, me esqueci deste detalhe. Violência é o PIOR de tudo.

Obrigado por me lembrar. Aumentar o salário dos policiais, dobrar o número deles e legalizar a maconha vai ajudar muito eu acredito.

Às vezes sinto que o Brasil precisava de uma ditadura bem violenta.

T-thanks

Oh really? Tell us what "unify" Brazilians then.

Yes. It's already been foretold in the Warhammer 40 000. You will cal yourself Hy-Brazil.

Mexicans aren't cucks.

We had one before.

stop posting kuruminha

she's coal burning slut

No thanks

>Tupi is Brazil's lingua franca for centuries
>Marquês do Pombal shows up
>Tupi gets bullied to near extinction and loses all relevancy forever
>Brazilians cucked out of their own language


Kuruminha BTFO

I don't think anybody really knows or care about this.

You need a good one, not a meme 'lets make samba great again' one.

Are there civilized natives to be found anywhere? Ones that live in amongst normal people? I want to fuck a native chick

never

Well argentina is a native amerindian nation but I don't know if argentines can be considered civilized so idk.

Probably in Peru or Mexico

Just go to an indian reserve and pick your whore you fucking autist

how can a shitskin be a coalburner?

LEAVE BRAZILIANS ALONE!!

Yes.

There's a bunch of natives here in the south and they're worse than muslim niggers. They live in shitty wooden houses in their reservations and attack farmers to try to take the land. Very few of them are sociable but you can't trust them. And the girls are ugly.

That's way better then a muslim nigger

At least natives keep to themselves

Isn't the South white though?

NO FUCK OFF

>tfw born 400 years too late to colonize Brazil and have a native wife

feels bad man

This

/dumb

feels fucking bad.

forty natives wives*
Ftfy

believe in yourself , you can still do it

fucking bacalhau pricks, you fucked all the cute natives and left us with half-portuguese mongrels. Devolva nosso ouro desgraçado fucking die towel seller

>muh ouro

Does that includes Mexico?

>You do realize Brazil is on the verge of a civil war right?

shit, crioullo.
in order to be in a brink of civil war, do you realize we one big group with a lot of weapons to fight the gov't?
do we have such group? no! so stop exaggerating, we are far from that.
although, i hope we had sth like that.

well at a distant future probably yeah. but south america is the priority now

>Tango is ded for real. Is a thing that belongs to dance schools and orchestras

there is absolutely nothing wrong with this

t. tango dancer

>tango city is dead

more bananas in your anus?

às vezes, tbm acho.
estamos em uma situação mto ruim, e não há quem olhe por nós; apenas ratos engravatados que representam seus próprios desejos luxosos.
por mim, empalava um a um.
se surgisse um movimento com representatividade para tal; uniria-me à esse grupo sem qualquer remorso.

portuguese is my language.
most of us nowadays, even tough our mixed ancestry, we aren't connected with this language; although there is no problem learning and preserving the Tupi language.

Concidering I'm 6'1 blonde nordic type, how likely am I to get argentine women? they like it?

O quão conhecida é a língua geral atualmente no Brasil?

bem pouco, já tem uma gramática e um dicionário da língua, e um grande especialista na USP, mas só umas tribos na amazônia falam hoje

i don't know mate, are you intereted in pic related?

otherwise I wouldn't recommend you stepping foot in here.

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She is like 60 years old

Ao menos ainda há tribos falando.

Sim, a língua é interessantissima, principalmente porque há textos históricos muito importantes escritos nela, inclusive a carta do Diogo Camarão que foi um líder indigena catequizado que lutou contra os holandeses junto com os portugueses. Acho que todo Brasileiro devia aprender por causa da história por trás do começo do Brasil e da colonização portuguesa

*Antonio Felipe Camarão

basically this .
no one cares about this language, although i wish to learn it.
people are into English, Spanish, sometimes French or German.

compra o livro do Navarro de tupi. É bem didático e tem bastante exercícios. Você encontra por 30-40 reais

Conheces a língua? Agora fiquei curioso por saber como é.

Vou ver isso. Obrigado argentirmão