Loner/b/ros, what do you do when you feel like being social or getting your dick wet?
I 99% of the time am very happy being on my own. but its the weekend, I have it all to myself, my house is in good order, I've money in the bank and nothing on my to do list. Its a holiday weekend in US, I don't work til Tuesday. I also have no friends or girls. I also have a burning desire to do something other than sit inside jerking off all weekend
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Shoot guns, drink beer, and fire off fireworks.
I'll proceed by telling you what I see as my "options"
>Download tinder and try to get a girl that wants to hang out tonight/tomorrow/whatever.
I don't think this is a great option, because most people I think on tinder probably talk to someone for a few days before hanging out
>Go to the bar by myself and drink and socialize with people I see that I may know or talk to strangers. I am comfortable going out by myself and drinking and talking to poeple at the bar but I don't love the option
>Go to the stripclub. This is a terrible option for me, I always spend too much like 300 bucks and then go home and jerk off. Alcohol in a club is way over priced, and paying for dances is irresistible for me when I'm there.
I dont just wanna be a scumbag going to a bar by myself and getting a load on or blowing money at a stripclub. Anyt other decent suggestions for a loner. Thanks
watching the video now
Am I the only one who thinks women can't be funny?
i got completely baited by the pic, and don't really know what this thread is all about
But can you post more pics?
sure, I dont have much on this computer but I'll share what I can find
>>Go to the bar by myself and drink and socialize with people I see that I may know or talk to strangers. I am comfortable going out by myself and drinking and talking to poeple at the bar but I don't love the option
Really even if i'm alone, I'd never try this. I can't build up the courage. For that matter your better of than me and most people I guess
I love her
Thanks OP, is that the same chick?
Now i've gotten invested in your thread. I'm fairly curious I'm in the same boat as you are
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Fap until I stop caring.
Thanks but its not that impressive. Once you get a drink or two in you its easy to stop caring what people might think. Just comment about something on the tv outloud to yourself or if someones talking about something interesting to their friend sitting at the bar (news/hobbies) whatever, if you are interested in it just make an offhanded comment. If people actually wanna talk (which they often do) they'll engage you after you do one of those things. Or just talk to the bartender about news or whatever if its a bar that isnt too loud.
Yeah normally I end up either going to the bar by myself or gaming/jerking off. But I have a whole weekend and I'm actually in the mood to socialize which normally I'm not. I'll probably just end up walking to the bar.
that was my whole week
Buy a fuckin hooker m8. Less than you'll spend at the strip club and maybe she'll have some coke or something. Have a good time
Most of the hookers in my area are black and thats a turn off. If I knew a good one I'd do it definitely
Still dude, is it like a local bar? Because I really can't see myself going to my local bar in my little city where everyone knows eachother. It just seems like not a thing to do, let alone for a long time. I'd be in and out in 10 minutes and make it look like I was waiting for someone/ had some time to kill. Seems like I'm antisocial as fuck
Ths Sup Forumsro is right... I havent fucked one myself, but theres been a ton of threads about them lately. After reading em, I seriously think I would if I was hard up for pussy or whatever.
Not the op but isn't that kinda sad, buying an hour of time, at most for some sex. And that's it?
I think so too, but I (and probably you) get pussy on the regular.
I remember when i was young and would go maybe a year without fucking, and it drove me goddamn insane...
So I started to think, how would it feel if you had to go YEARS between pussy. Or a decade. Or youre in you twenties and still havent even fucked???
I think I'd drop $150 to get a nut.
I'm the same as you user, the older I get the less interest I have in people. I work in retail too which doesn't help.
Depends how much you value your money/time.
more of this chick?
That's what I thought the first time too, I was really nervous about walking in by myself like people would be judging it or assessing my situation. But I said to myself "Nothing wrong with a guy grabbing a beer afterwork". First time I went I sat in silence drank a couple beers and left. After that I was much more comforatable with it. If I feel uncomfortable sometimes I'll go to a bar that serves food, because everyones gotta eat, right? It's not always interesting. But sometimes it is.
Where would I look? Backpages? Literally all look like fake profiles or they're super trashy black chicks that I wouldnt let in my house even to get laid.
I would think after youre done youd kinda feel uncomfortable when they leave. I'm really more looking for companionship than to just be fucked which you dont really go to a stripper for that, but at the same time I want it to be just for a weeknd, I definitely dont want a girlfriend . So where does that leave me?
Thats why I end up liking strip clubs but like I said, I spend an obscene amount of money. Last time I went I met these dudes that were real cool to me and they ended up giving me some coke and we went to a bar afterwards together to try to pick up chicks lol. But I probably blew 500 bucks that night for entertainment. I have money in the bank but only because I like budgeting and being smart. I dont wanna blow a few hundred just because I'm lonely
The sad thing is I don't, so maybe I'll change my mind on that one. But was thinking more in the direction of OP, he has multiple days to kill not just a few hours with a hooker
sorry man, was a random grab from Sup Forums/biz awhile ago. try reverse image search to look for more?
Dude get a dog maybe? Good for companionship, keeps you fit (to a point) when you take them out and you can meet people at these dog parks. It's more of a long term kinda deal obviously but something to mull over.
Dude, you need a hobby. Golf is what I do. I'm just like you. Happily single, money, and too much time on my hands. Golf is what has kept me "sane". I do have many friends that I could be with, I just don't give a shit anymore.
I fucking dig blondes light eyes, that's all
oshit are you me?
seriously, i'm listening to music, doing laundry, picking up my apt, trying to get pumped but i have nowhere to go or anyone to see. 95% of the time, i can't be bothered to do much of anything social, but tonight, i wish i could. i just don't know what to do with myself.
thought about going to bars alone and trying to pick up someone, but that seems like such a desperate, depressing thing to do.
anyone in Austin, TX?
I've considered it, but decided not to get pets. I work full time and live alone. I think having a pet that needs companionship, like a dog, is pretty selfish when you work fulltime. I used to see a girl that had two dogs, and had two jobs and literally was only home for 10 minutes at a time besides sleep and they were big dogs. I kinda dumped her based on soley that. Like your dogs day is being locked up in your apartment, being late out for ten minutes twice a day, and then you come home and go to bed at 3 AM (bartender). What a shitty life for a dog.
Yeah, probably sage advice
running out of pics of blondes
I dont generally try to pick up girls as a goal when I go, cuz I dont go to like 'club' type busy bars. I live in a medium town, not like a city, nor rural, kinda in between. But I'm totally on the same level as you, listening to music and just wishin i had somethin to do and people to do it with
Welp, if you're anything like me, you probably don't give a shit about going out, but still want to feel interested in something after work hours.
I used to be suuuuuper into lifting weights. God I loved that shit. Best 3 years of my life. Then I got in a huge car accident and my body is wrecked. 3 years later I've tried to get into lifting again but I'm severely limited. So I end up on my computer, watching videos, reading articles, looking for the next big thing I can get into with some passion.
Gaming is meh, just not as interested as I used to be. Still fun, but only for like 1hr at a time then it gets boring. What I've really been into lately is the US Election. So I've been reading heavily into history, declassified ops, world news, etc etc. That's what keeps me occupied now
Seriously, start a thread about advice for getting a hooker. Backpage was talked about, but they were saying some other places Id never heard of.
I wasnt interested so I dont remember the sites, but they seemed legit.
All of them I saw got a ton of replies.
I'm used to being alone, watching movies, some youtube vids, gaming now and again. Uni is over and I literally have nothing to do. Or rather noone to do stuff with
Yeah I've been thinking about getting into fitness. I've been on a stock market kick lately and its been pretty time consuming but I've done well. I think going to a gym regularly would make me mentally feel much better as well. I dont ever break a sweat anymore despite having a physical job
yeah I'm browsing backpage now lol. I just dont know if I love the idea though. Getting laid would be nice, but its really more of a social void than sexual. Though a good blowjob would be nice.
I feel this
I hate public gyms, do yourself a favor, buy a barbell and a few sets of 45s and slowly build up your own garage gym. Thats what I do and its awesome. Blast music, privacy, its chill
Are there actually other options than gaming?
i think i might just go to a show at a bar i've never been to. the bands aren't really my style, but meh. there will be hipster chicks everywhere.
that or a strip club, but idk. honestly, a lot of times when i go to strip clubs i wind up spending way too much money trying to cum in my pants from a dance. then, if i manage to, i feel awful about myself.... so yeah, maybe not the best idea.
The big strip club regret from me is coming home the next day and saying damnnn I just spent a couple hundred bucks to blow a load when I could have just jerked off. The show thing sounds interesting but its hard to actually talk to people at a show depending on the environment. noise. and when its over people empty out pretty quick
Why not do anything about it, but whine instead about it for the upcoming days on Sup Forums in feels threads?
Looking for some advice here Sup Forumsros. I'm working a electrician apprenticeship in a fairly large city down south, and am having trouble finding female companionship. I work with mostly men, and don't go to a traditional college campus with sororities and stuff. I'm also not 21 yet so walking into a bar and grabbing a few glasses of liquid confidence is off the table. Any advice for a young working class American?
vote bernie.
Not the only one, same reason why I think the current Ghostbusters is going to be shit.
tinder...
I was in a similar situation, lonely and depressed. But I went on Tinder and after a week or so of talking I hooked up with a good looking girl and she is my GF now and I haven't felt depressed in a while. Im just wary of when and if we break up, if ill go back to my old self...
cuck
No
Where in US? When I found myself in a slump and wanting guaranteed pussy, I went to a "country" bar that was set up like a club. If you have access to one, follow these instructions:
Do not pregame drink
Wait until after 11 to arrive, have a drink and observe surroundings. Be a bro, don't spaghetti.
With a keen eye, you will notice a chubby girl with hot friends and no date.
Make casual talk to one of her hotter friends but glance at chubber once in a while.
Friends will set you up w chubber and you can have your way w her.
>chubby puss>no puss
If you want to throw a party or have people over just mass text every one and post on facebook. "drinking games and having people over tonight"
about 2 hours before you have people over, go to a bar and socialize. Buy a round of shots for a group and get to know them. Tell them casually when they bring up parties we could have people at my place. Tell them address, they will bring more people. Then those people plus the people who might come from ur texts and u got a night. One girl will get sloppy drunk and will want to crash. Offer some basketball shorts and a bed.
>cuck
lol
trump supporters are
A M E R I C U C K S
letting all the brown folk crawl over your country
Please mr little hands make me great again!
cuz im a little cuck
an A M E R I C U C K
lol I hate fat chicks dude I'm not really desperate for pussy though there is a country line dancing bar near me
>life is a movie
Fuck a fatty and get on with it. Fat bitches are way better then beating off. Fuck what your friends say
Get a fake ID. Goddamn young folk lack initiative. Have some confidence and walk in like you own the place, give the doorman a 20$ or something. Be creative
If only I got the courage to walk up to whoever user
cover up bern, your cunt is showing
I said chubby, not fat. But you can reverse the game and chat up the chubber, that will cause one of her hotter single friends to compete. Women aren't different in sexual matters from men. Just not as smart in the art of con. I could go on and on but the bottom line is your confidence and perception
Lol waste of money for most of the bars in Atlanta. This isn't downtown Athens. I've considered buying one just for grabbing booze from local package stores though.
hair piece what?
ITS FUCKING GLORIOUS YOU STRETCHED OUT VAGINA
I bought from package store when I was 17. Was nervous as hell but kept it together. Was not even carded although I had a "real" fake ID. Belonged to someone else but we looked kinda similar. Only presented it once and that was for beer at 7 11. Also, I'm not ATL but am southeast
i think you meant trump has a face like a stretched out vagina m8
Found an imgur album with her name and some pics. Enjoy.
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no way, thanks m8
Check my dub dubs
John Belushi thought so
oh thought it was the chick from OP's pic
and then he died
coincidence?
WALL JUST GOT 10 FEEL TALLER
Be bi and try to hook up with some closeted co-workers.
>WALL JUST GOT 10 FEEL TALLER
>FEEL
those little hands dont type so good lol
A M E R I C U CK
who gonna make you great again bb?
you wanna watch while i make america great again?
you can peak from the closet while i make america great again with my great big socialist hands
Do you have a car you like driving?
I'll go drive around for 2-3 hours sometimes.
I just grab some energy drinks and cruise listening to music I like trying to see somewhere I've never been before.
Pro: you'll get a better sense of direction around where you live, and get a better feel for your car
Con: wanderlust may consume you, gas costs, sometimes shit in strange bathrooms
build something cool -- I bought a laser cutter and am making all sorts of stuff this weekend.
that sounds fuckin cool user
you'll be swinging from the rope when this is all over commie fuck
doesnt beat the lonliness do?
you need to play the portfolio game.
Get 1 more person to go out with you, doesn't matter who, someone from work. (youre not going to be with them)
the objective of the game is to meet at least 1 person. This is your key to their social network, and slowly you creep in, repeat this every weekend for 1 month, that's 8 days, preferably different clubs (at least 4) this allows for a bigger size pool.
And in this month, its guarantee, youll go from a beta cunt, so a sick alpha cunt with a booming social cirle.
TL;DR : Go out for 1 month straight, meet 1 person per day, 8 weekends days= 8 people + their social circle, buy some shots, spit your game, boom you set, pussy, invites, "friends" etc.
and there it is: the inevitable threat of violence from some small handed small minded fuck on the internet
please get out of my AMERICA
I am making it great again and you are just shitting the place up.
I always end up at the same friends party with the same or similar trashy no-lifers working at entry levels jobs in their mid twenties. I have my own business but i feel luke they secretly hate me for it since im the only one to have done something with my self. So i get looks from their gfs but in the end i go home alone because i dont fuck my friends dates/gfs .
At first i had this holier than thou attitude but i realise now they really are trash and i dont know why i keep going back.
How do i make friends from upper society?
give me 5000 and a blow job and i will tell you
Funny thing is i could give you 5000 and be okay. But they can barely feed themselves . they prefer having weed then having food/their own place. I just dont get it man.
go back to venezuela then tell me how well socialism is working out
Depends if you really like it. The novelty of new locations can distract you, and eventually you want to go home.
The key is to always be moving away from home until you want to go back.
Then by the time you get near home you're crashing off your stimulants and all you want is to open the door and walk into someplace that smells familiar.
I should mention that when I do this its usually at night and I typically stay away from urban areas.
I want to find the darkest most wooded country roads and the sleepiest towns, the ones where every window is dark by midnight.
If you're somewhere where you can see people you might still feel lonely, especially if you see people socializing.
Its about the act of moving away from what's bothering you, in this case other people.
It also gives you time to reflect on your life.
I like to think of it as a vision quest or walkabout for suburban kids.
>third world shithole
>example of potential greatness of america
man, corrupt faggots are everywhere duh.
your free market wont stop them and your dictator wont stop em
fuck trump and lets make america really great together.
real talk though Trump is great. Clinton is corrupt. Simple choice
Smoke weed and explore your options. You already have the intentions right.
Sooo....pretty much run from your problems and not face them.
The opposite advice of Lion King, but whatever.
Amazing body
Nah, Simba never meant to go back when he ran.
I second this. I don't know where I'd be if it weren't for guns and dirtbikes.
thats a good one!
nice thread overall
Golf.
No BS you will find higher class friends there. It doesn't matter if you suck at it, just be a bro and not too eager. You'll get set up with the hot daughter of a CEO or owner or semi large company. Write that down
mah nigga! Austin fag? Go to a bar broski, stay for a while and sip; meet a few people. It's only deppressing if you paint it that way brutha. A block is not ugly unless you deem it so, the mind has incredibly crazy powers. Stay positive & meet that chic Sup Forumsro
cmon
i know two types of trump supporters:
rich guys who laugh at his con job and say fuck it
and poor people who lap up the idiocy
which are you?
You can also download Hinge or Bumble.
If you're not scumbag, maybe you'll find someone that likes you.
Thanks mani avoided golf cause i suck at it but shit sounds like a great idea. How do i not seem eager ? Because to be honest o am quite eager but i dont want to come off as such.
I usually wake my wife up brutally with a couple of slaps and put my hand on her throat as i force myself deep inside his unexpected dry pussy and rape her until I cum just like any other sensible man.
honestly depends...what city do you live in?
lol david duke having anything relevant to say
lol voltaire
hey you can criticize anyone just dont be a racist faggot about it.
FREEDOM: making america great
>his unexpected dry pussy