What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

I fucked a duck. Literally

I threw a cat out the window of a truck going 80mph because it kept meowing in my apartment.

Killed my girlfriend in about 2 months by trying to have children. Fertility meds produced reproductive cancer, metastasized.

Story

9/11

Blimey

acted inappropriate with my younger sister

Briefly Choked a homeless man who wouldn't stop asking for change

Alright, so I lived on a farm as a child and all was fun and stuff. not really living on a farm sucks. We had ducks though. One time, a duck was hurt so we had to bring it inside. Bloody wing I think. I just did what seemed naturally when my mom left me alone to go get groceries

I collected the cum of a horse from a nearby stable and drank it.

How was it?

>be 18
>Britfag
>working in uncle's pub
>really small village
>cycling home at like 2am
>see dude laying in the road
>wtf
>get closer, see he's kind of whimpering
>his legs and hips seem mangled even in the dark
>even closer, see his face and clothes are covered in blood
>he sees me looking at him
>eye contact
>he kinda says "help me"
>NOPE
>freak out, socially awkward anyway
>cycle off as fast as I can
>next day news report on body found in road from hit and run
>father of 2, his fiance pregnant with #3
>guy died because i was too pussy to help
>nobody will ever know

Warm, thick, and salty. Leaves a bad taste like cum smell.

And I thought fucking a duck was messed up

Let my bf play with the lil girl I babysat.

I have a scat fetish, i'm not proud of it and i'm afraid someone will discover about it. From time (monthly or so) to time I get REALLY horny for it and when i'm alone at my house i get inside the shower, shit on my hand and masturbate while doing stuff with my shit, like smear it on me, on my feet and fuck it with my dick. One time i even actually put it in my mouth (i never came so hard and felt such pleasure i'm my life).

Of course afterwards i get really disgusted about it, i feel very ashamed, i clean myself and the shower stall and feel bad about it during the rest of the day.

The real sad part is i'm only 18 and i'm actually beautiful and have no problem about scoring girls, and i also have friends and a social life, i don't know how i became so fucked up.

Killed a man once

You piece of shit

thats really fucked up

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Your on Sup Forums and you ask how your so fucked up, really

Not like it isnt lmfao

Haha I can relate. It is perfectly normal. You should feel good about it.

Every time i hear that whistle blowin', i hang my head and cry

How so

I advice an immediate hero

PAEDOPHILE ALERT!!!!!!

Big fucking deal, get a girl who loves shit and there you have it - lifes good? Have fun fam happy life

When I was in the fourth grade my cousin convinced me of having sex with her. I did not even know what sex was at the time, this was a year before they taught us about sex ed and such in the school I attended. She was in the fifth grade (when they taught it so that is why she might have done it). The following year I learned what had happened and did not think much of it since I was so young. Now I am 18 she is 20 and it sort of haunts me that she did that.

It is, but leaving a man to die is more fucked up than duck fucking

when my parents were out, i used to get naked in front of my sis

Um where do you see ages

sorry forgot to hit reply

answer here

>brexit leave level: MASTER

Legend...
(Wait for it)
...dary!

Didn't it taste bad? I understand that it gives you pleasure, but still, it seems like you'd gag after putting your own shit in your mouth.

>go to friend's bday party while I'm home from uni
>drink 10-14 shots
>wanna have sex with bday girl
>bday girl and her friends while drunk decide to watch Frozen instead
>fuck this I'm out
>was supposed to drive to uni next day
>drive to uni that night after popping 30mg XR addy while still shitfaced
>uni is 3 hours away from home
>pull over 8 times to take a piss on the side of the road on my way up

I shouldn't have made it to uni safe. I'm a PoS.

>get a girl who loves shit
Easy huh?

When I am with my friends I always sayI finish every Final Fantasy game.

FFVII I played only until start of disc 3

the only one I finished was FFIV

The only times I feel any emotions at all is when I drink nearly lethal amounts of alcohol.

Natural kid stuff.

well, I have a good one for you.
I am a married mother of two, and I work as a advocate worker for women at risk, such as homeless drug addicts and escorts, and street level sex workers.
Its common for these women to get savior complex with me, and some of them will admit they have crushes on me, and every now and then I will have sexual affairs with one of the more attractive looking women and share them sexually with my husband
I have only had this backfire when I was no longer intrested and she tried to blackmail me, so of course no one believed the whore and decided she was just trying to get attention.

>playing ff7 95% of the way through and stopping wut

Actually, if you put it and don't chew it and move around and stuff you can't taste it so much, and i was almost cumming so i wasn't going to stop for anything on the world.

Are you Irish?

got to see her naked too but still feel bad about it tho

How to get diseases 101 featuring this fucking user

Now this is podracing.

Scottish

Idfk but yeh given the choice between letting a father of 3 bleed to death and fucking a paralyzed duck I might whip out my dick to be a lad

It was so long ago and I didn't know if was more to it, I just remember that you're walking on snow or something and I give up.

no I'm not

Thanks, I almost missed it

That's hot AF.

>great glacier
nigga that's like the first part of disc 2

is strangulation a sexual fetish for you now? were you killing the cats to hurt your mother or them?

My mom was a drunk and would constantly rehouse all these stray cats (there was 16 at our home at one point) and I used to get all my anger out on them. Strangled at least 5 or 6 cats when I was growing up. They would claw and put up a real fight but they run out of breath pretty quickly. Bashed in the brains of one as well. I probably stopped when I was around 14.

>I am a married mother
Tits or gtfo

I got all of my friends (excluding myself) addicted to hardcore drugs because I wanted to see how they would react.
If you're curious, they all fought with each other and separated.
They were all really dumb and had little going for them in the future anyways.

I had sex with my cousin and niece.
>inb4 pedo

My niece is like a month younger than I am and I'm 22.
I'm a pretty normal guy otherwise.

Fucked my ex on a golf course

LOL

I used to buy frogs by stealing a little bit of my mom's money at a time. I used to take them out and bind their legs together with string and press both of my fingers on their ends and slowly go up, making them writhe and their organs shoot out of their mouths but tbh this is pretty normal.

After my fiance' and her attractive cousin got back from yoga, they both changed to go to the beach and i was left alone in the house. When I realized that her cousin left her used, sweaty panties within my reach, I took them and masturbated to the smell of her.

There you go, I gave up after the start of disc 2.

it was so long ago, I can't believe I never finished it.

I had started FFVIII and FFIX and I can't go too far they feel so boring and outdated now

Pasta

Fuck your life if thats the worst youve done jesus christ

I burned a house down.

I kept my cat locked up in a small bathroom on purpose for a whole moth and then strangled it to death.

>but tbh this is pretty normal

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out but the worst thing I ever done I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other and I never felt so bad in my entire life.

i cum in my house mates lube nearly ever day when she go's to work.
Her boyfriend is a messy loud mouth douche. I think it's kinda funny that he's fucking her with my cum.

I walked into the men's room at Costco and found an obviously confused and disoriented man trying, unsuccessfully, to get his pants down right in the middle of the restroom rather than in the stall. He was fumbling with them and not making any headway in his efforts. There were a few other men in there as well and you could tell they were wrestling with the idea of helping but uncomfortable with the idea and not really sure of what to do. I announced that I am a nurse and would take care of it from there. I assisted the man into a stall, got his pants down for him and got him on the pot. When I left the stall, I left the bathroom as well, knowing there was no way this guy had gotten there unaccompanied. I found an old lady waiting outside, obviously distressed. I asked if her husband was the confused gentleman and, of course, she replied yes. I told her what I was doing, that all was in control and well and asked his name. I then went back in.

He took a while to finish and I know everyone who entered to find me waiting in there, doing nothing but just standing there must have thought I was a nut job... But when he was done, I went back into the stall to find that he had made quite the mess of things. I had suspected as much given the smell that was emanating into the surrounding vicinity. I got a few wet paper towels and cleaned him up, got his pants back up and fastened and finished up at the sink, washing his hands with him. Then I took him back out to his waiting wife.

I made my purchase and left, telling my wife and kids waiting in the car that I'd had great trouble finding what I was looking for and the lines had been unbearably long. I got a few nasty looks (and a comment or two...) but it was worth it as I also stripped the nice gold watch from his wrist and $80 from his wallet. I later sold the watch for $400.

A man walk pass me and I though he looked ugly so I whispered "Fucking uglyass motherfucker" to myself. I've changed since then but I might become what I used to if I start looking at porn again.

Probably stole tons of weed and Alcohol from my roommates at university

He most likely thought it was just a homeless dude and didn't care.

It's fucked up but that's how people are.

What's this from?

The Goonies.

You fucking monster

There is plenty of moths outside.

shit nigger calm down

I have a tickle fetish and tickle torture is what turns me on the most. That's about all I can think of.

Just reposting a deleted post for great justice.

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My mom was a drunk and would constantly rehouse all these stray cats (there was 16 at our home at one point) and I used to get all my anger out on them. Strangled at least 5 or 6 cats when I was growing up. They would claw and put up a real fight but they run out of breath pretty quickly. Bashed in the brains of one as well. I probably stopped when I was around 14.

Same here, i am a 8-8.5/10, i have a gf, friends and social life, but i like furry. Idk, it jus arouses me more than any other thing, and im not proud of it.

>Have dalmatian female doggo
>Every morning I find this stupid fucking looking small doggo in my yard fucking MY dog
>Literally kick him out every fucking day
>One day come home at night
>See little shit climbing my fence
>10 times bigger than him
>fuckinginsanity.png
>wait for him to drop inside my house
>You gonna learn today
> grab dog from frontal legs
>Cousin kicks him in the balls with the force of a thousands hells
>We take turns castrating the dog repeatedly
>Basically and almost literally crucify him over trash can
>Give him crown of thorns (reallly)
>get airsoft guns
>empty 4 clips of fury upon his unsuspecting almost unrecognizable
Testicles
>Let him go
>Next morning
>Hey how you doing
>turn around confused
>Doggo is in my fucking yard again

Probably he was already about to die when he asked you for help, even if you called for emergency he most probably would have died anyway.
Don't think too much about it, it's not like you killed him.

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Its OUR time.. down here

i master b8ed to my sisters porn pics that her ex sent me

Ill acknowledge your reference, mate. Good one

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I was at a co-workers house party and fucked his girl upstairs without him or her knowing

Were you inspired by that black dog story?

Go cry about it pussy

Wut

The fuck is that? Sounds interesting
I was about 8 ahah I guess our main inspiration was the bible, ironically.
We recreated the crucifiction

Id gladly rip your jaw out and shit down your bleeding throat til you suffocated only to magically revive you and rape you with coarse sandpaper on a power drill you fucking gimp

ITT: normies

>We recreated the crucifiction
Dont think that was how it happened

Ahaha chill out mane. I'm not a monster anymore. I'll be the first to admit it was a mistake made when I was about 8. Nothing I can do about it now