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Harry potter edition

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don't wanna live in 2017

*kills you*

*casts a spell that makes you all think i'm attractive*

Stop hating niggers

REAL NEW

going to pay in my christmas money at the bank
still dunno what to get lol
750 quid :P hehe :P x

looks like quick draw IS about

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Business idea: Set up an underground, organised crime network that consists entirely of /brit/ posters.

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PS4 bruv

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>mum wants me to get a job
>only jobs I can get are mcdonalds or warehouse work

ah yes very impressive

I despise people who post these images.

should have worked harder at school, drongo

and for some reason you think you're too good for these jobs?

*decks you*

Would you let this guy teach your kids?

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already have one but i never even play it. There's nothing that I desperately want, it's a weird feeling.

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pick warehouse

just got an email to congratulate me on being rejected by a supermarket for the 5th time

do warehouse work, it's not too bad and you will get physically in shape. Or go be an apprentice in a trade

Get a nice watch or something

Ahh yes I have no skills and nothing of worth to offer an employer but I am worth FAR more than what they want me to do.

if he passed me on the street I would wait till he had passed me and then launch my fist into the back of his head

he looks like a danger

is that raw chicken?

That sounds rather nice

than you'd get charged with assault and go to jail

who wins then?

fucking hell alan rickman has died

I did but I was burnt out and bored by the end of my a levels
what part of my post implies that?
very impressive
those 12 hour shifts look very daunting
are you sure it's a good idea?

Think this "YouTube gaming" design should be the default 2bh

(((Wendell)))

are you an idiot?

get a nice tailored suit and accessories

What job would you rather prefer, la? Duke of Edinburgh is already taken last time I checked

no mate it's a car

>surrounded by Asian masters
>doesn't know what sashimi is

*walks up to you*

*chats*

Why won’t birds poop on me? I don’t understand. I’ve taken all the necessary precautions. Painted bulls eyes on my head. Written letters to the head stork. I’ve even got the desire and passion. What’s the deal, birds?

Why won’t you poop on me, birds? Its not like it will hurt you. Its not like you’ll get in trouble. Just aim for the target (me) and squeeze one out. It doesn’t even have to be a great poop by any standards. Just do it.

Why won’t birds poop on me. I don’t understand. Am I not worthy? You poop on everyone else. Am I so unfortunate, I cannot be pooped on by any winged animal? I just want some good luck. Why do I feel like I never have any good luck? I just want to be happy.

Why won’t birds poop on me? You shit on everything else. You poop on my car. You poop on statues in the park. You even pooped on my little sister. Just give me a shot. Just give me a try.

Please poop on me, birds. I’m begging you now. I just want to feel good about myself. Help me feel good about myself. I want to feel special. Please help me feel special. Just poop on me.

google pixel or oneplus 3 lads? is chinkshit a meme?

you won't have to deal with clients in a warehouse and you'll exercise

NOT a fan of this slam poetry competition

*walks out*

*poops on you*

maybe?
i stear clear of anything more fancy than bread and potato

>tfw no Swedish sisters to take me to their house

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>go on /soc/
>it's a bastion of degeneracy

ah yes the so called "human race"

pixel is the better phone but double the price
oneplus is surprisingly good desu

Watched every single Harry Potter film over the past 2 days? Fuck me, Harry is an insufferable twat. Thank fuck Ron was such a ledge or shit never would've got done.

>Tim Byrne is not longer popular on /brit/
Outrageous after everything he has given to all of you

i'm 19 and I basically know everything about life at this point, it's actually embarrassing when older people talk down to me and try to offer advice because I already know better

he's boring now

no more shit going on in his life

I hated both Ron and Harry 2bh
Hated Harry mostly of Radcliffe's awful acting

I wish aisha would record a christmas message for us

cornetto

thoughts on our Janitor?

Woah woah woah. Why would you ever hate Ron? He's an absolute lad.

>Shagging your best mate's sister

Would have chinned the cunt if I was Ron

What if your best mate was the only alternative to your sister getting BLACKED?

christmas was almost a week ago lad and I'm pretty sure aisha has forgotten us completely

time to move on and accept that rosie is the only girl for /brit/ in 2017

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or worse, MUGGLED

> *petrificus totalus*
> *appears behind them'
> 'hmmm yes, looks like something else other than spells will emerge from my wand today'

tfw ur mum fancies u

never understood this attitude. rather my BIL be a best mate then someone i hate

Nah he was an insufferable little twat

*slow inhale*
rrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ahh yes, the 3rd and last day off work and all i've done is wank and sleep

Name one time Ron was insufferable that wasn't a consequence of the horcrux locket.

Protip: "All the time" isn't a valid answer here.

foggy out

Is interesting that Harry Potter was writter by an autistic middle aged woman touching herself?

If there's nothing you desperately want hang on to your money you'll be glad you didn't spend it on something you didn't even want when you're skint further down the line

Maisie is a SLAG

*informs local law enforcement*

Goblet of fire

manchester piccadilly at 7.30 pm SHARP tomorrow lads

what's happening?????/

Do you think prozzies in Harry Potter use polyjuice potion to transform into celebrities? Makes you think...

just saw a paki girl on tinder called ribena.

That time he thought his best mate was lying to his face and STILL went out of his way to help him in the first task? That time?

Mong.

Did the Queen die then lads?

I want a Paki gf who will have sex with me

that's what the benefits system is for lad

nah mate it's 10pm outside rock city nottingham

>hating based Ron

>Polyjuice into Hermione
>Take nudes
>Tell Hermione you'll distribute her nudes if she doesn't shag you
>Free wench
Wizards must get up to the absolute KINKIEST shit. Even the fucking furries can get catered to.

/brit meetup

abara cadba

just saw a black girl on tinder named Tesco Everyday Value Double Strength Orange Squash No Added Sugar

alright, kinda hesitant about only internal memory

*frazzles*

Tim will have a severe psychotic break in 2017 and it will go down in /brit/ history.

Lads, is it gay if your mate drinks Polyjuice and becomes Bellatrix LeStrange and then you shag him?

>Went out of his way

You mean Barrie Crouch jr did

Please don't post my profile

Thanks

i've never gone anywhere near 64gb on mine but depends if you store all your music locally i guess

tinder date tonight
thoughts?

MACHINES

he's minging. dont do it.