Say anything good about this country

Say anything good about this country.

Literally the best country in the world

Loving the gun laws

best friend forever

America is pussy paradise

They have a strong moral anchoring

this

they have good people

Made into the moon
Forced the world to speak their language

>their language

booty blasted brits incoming

>Forced the world to speak their language
At least their language is easy. I wonder if Germany won WW2, or Russians the Cold War.

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Also they will defend us in case of someone attacks Europe.

They voted trump into office

What's happening in this photo? A strong wind or just binge drinking?

>At least their language is easy. I wonder if Germany won WW2, or Russians the Cold War.
Tbf I think that due to our exposition to english we've become more inclined to think it's an easy language.
I'm not saying english is as hard as krautspeak or vladspeak but I'm quite sure that if we had the same amount of media bombarding us in German or Russian we would say their languages were easier too.

This is a lie France doesn't like the US
Please don't lie

no i won't, fuck their gay ass fat nigger country why would i respect them
They wouldn't exist without France yet they spit on us and disrespect us and the entire world like their country is perfect in every way. They are the curse of this world, the source of degeneracy and globalism. Everything has become shit when they became the first world superpower. How could anyone be proud of this fucking jewish country. Can't wait for those fags to get bankrupt and FUCKING die

yeah read this just fucking die already you fat uncultured cunt

I wish I could

Home of the land and brave of the free

Yeah sure, but we're talking about the country that waited 3 years before helping the UK and France (aka its best allies) in the first fucking world war so keep dreaming

This is pretty much the case. Or that people believe it is because they've learned already.

We put your country back in shape.

Please stop being so hurtful ;_;

As a white male in the 21st century I was able to get full scholarship and immediate employment after graduating with only a bachelors degree, making enough to drive a 2013 lexus to work and own my dream house.

Fucking god bless this empire

It's a capitalist's dream country. Europe is too "socialist" which makes it good for poor people to live comfortably, but bad for rich people because of high taxes. It's the opposite in America. I heard China is even better for capitalists with no consciousness or remorse, but I can't confirm that.

They invest a lot of money into movies, video games, technology, and other things that are meant to increase culture. Despite that, they get beaten in every aspect by the Japanese. Still, the American market is important to create competition for the Japanese. I don't want to get too deep into this, but look at the xbox one for example. They were initially going to make a video game console that constantly spies on you. The Japanese realized this, and made a non-restrictive video console PS4. But this was only accomplished through competition. So the American market is very good for the world economy, but I don't actually like American products.
If that makes sense.

That's about all the good things I can think of right now.

Only pinoy would love to suck this cunt arse

>Despite that, they get beaten in every aspect by the Japanese. Still, the American market is important to create competition for the Japanese.
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The Constitution of the United States of America. Dog bless.

Not anymore
The new president and people want them gone in the country now

this

very cute girls

>hey (general public), want to go to war and save countries overseas? some of which you just immigrated from?
>no? ok

the fuck were we supposed to do, Isolationism is favored at the time

They've got the best strippers as in they take their dancing seriously

Protector of freedom and democracy in the world.

Closest thing to "good guys" in geopolitics barring perhaps EU and some european countries, and the only ones with means of standing up for their principles (although France and UK can at least hold their ground).

>Closest thing to "good guys" in geopolitics

Jesus christ fuck off

Calm down there Jihad.

The 2nd amendment. Pappy van Winkle. BBQ. Freedom of speech. Their nature.

Fully true bro.
There's this weird feeling in the US that Frenchs don't like Americans, but we're your best boos.

World War I was a totally pointless yet typical example of European retardation, glad we avoided most of it

>Closest thing to "good guys" in geopolitics

fucking hell stop watching american movies

There is nothing wrong with what he said.

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Wee wee. Everybody must love the US cause Germany is considered one of out biggest critics with a positive perception of the US.

That just means you are good at spy stuff.

You didn't see the fat ginger at the bagel shop today obviously.

Everything America does since it was founded was for the benefit of corporate interests

t. spooty O'heem

fuck off mick

Did you know America caused a 36 year civil war in Guatamala which killed 200,000 people over banana profits?

shuddup paddy, we were stopping communism

Are you the same guy who whines about EU because of the tax row with Apple? Because if so then fucking lol

rasheed

First country I was hit on by a guy :3 you're very straight forward

t. Umar bin Carbomb ibn Goatfuck

never realized how cringey these country dickriding threads were until now

t. Vladimir Trotsky

Its about to end

they are not ruled by a meme spouting idiot (yet)

now you know how australians feel.

Also
>all the frogs BTFOing the burgers

I guess you could say the french have had the last fry

>lets redistribute unused land to people who dont have any
>lets make a minimum wage greater than 50c possible

THATS GODDAMN COMMUNISM

No I'm not but you faggots can stop trying to jew us

>great ally
>founding fathers were fucking geniuses who created the closest thing to a perfect form of government in existence
>very nice people, albeit fairly naive and unaware of the world
>burgers are unironically one of the world's best foods
>elections are fun as fuck to follow
>share a lot of the same values as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>a naturally artistic people that make great movies, television, and music

Kosciuszko > Jefferson desu

wtf I love v4 now

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lmao wtf

I don't know very much about Kosciuszko besides his military record and that he was a friend of Jefferson's. Was he also a political idealist? Besides constantly campaigning to revive Poland in Europe of course.

literally the GOAT of all time

Idealist indeed, he criticized Jefferson for keeping slaves and regarded Napolen as a tyrant.

Really friendly people. National food is burgers. Actually can be a very nice place to live, it is just so diverse and uncentralized it can seem chaotic.

>seem

That's good, in many ways Jefferson was a hypocritical autist even if he was a genius. Also Napoleon is highly overrated and wanted to make weak satellite states out of central Europe the same as the USSR, he was not a freedom fighter.

I like the marts

and they like to shart

Seth Putnam

Good friends of ours, no matter what faggots on Sup Forums and Sup Forums think.

do you think china or russia would be better?

T-thanks