>How old is everybody in here? 22 >How much do you bet per week? 0 >Are you fat or skinny? Skinny >What else do you guys do besides betting? Shitpost here >Are you a virgin? Fortunately not
Aiden James
The shelf-stacking homosexual who tried to force himself as a meme?
Nicholas Lopez
Need o1.5 in Colorado
Evan Mitchell
20. About 1k Decent build. Gym 3 times a week. Shagging. See above.
Adrian Cox
ffs
Henry Peterson
I'm just trying to know more about the people of /bet/... ;_;
Jackson Morales
T. Hass
Hudson Lee
24 ~$25,000 Skinny Study, get drunk, have sex See above
Benjamin King
B I N G O I N G O
Anthony Fisher
nth for pay me since I gave a FREE tip
Offended you think I would even possibly have such a disgraceful bio.
20 5-10k skinny nothing pmsl no
Nicholas Murphy
You forgot to mention genuine cuck.
Ethan Collins
>How old is everybody in here? Do you want a mean or median? >How much do you bet per week? 1000 NOK >Are you fat or skinny? Don't subscribe to traditional body-shaming labels kthnxbyeeeeeee >What else do you guys do besides betting? >implying >Are you a virgin? No
Cameron Ross
25, £500 a week, built, hovering between constipation and diarrhea, no.
Daniel Brown
How fucked am I?
Charles Stewart
>20 >About 500 >Neither. Gym 3 times a week. I'm a beast. >Shagging. Play tennis. Read. >Implying
Alexander Hernandez
42 500 Euros Built Study Jewish scriptures No, I'm married.
Blake Cox
Was he?
Cooper Clark
...
Dylan Sanchez
>No-one's a virgin >Everyone's 'built'
Jace Jones
I very much hope you're >meme and this isn't true Love that image. Jezza Clarkson is a leg.
Aaron Harris
Kept going back to his bird who was cheating on him
Brody Reed
>all these fatties saying built
pmsl
Austin Garcia
>he fell for the marriage meme WEW E W
Chase Gray
Makes sense. Not sure why he tripped
Thomas Brown
What in particular about it troubles you?
It's part of becoming a man.
Jaxson Jones
Will Berdych hold on to win ?_?
ffs
Connor Fisher
who else waiting for america to hit evens?
25 ~10k in the last week fat lift,work,drink,fuck no
Jaxon Murphy
>42 Bit old for Sup Forums? >married V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money.
Robert Ortiz
I'm sure the wife's kids are proud of you
Caleb Cruz
This Albania's new proxy?
Jordan Rivera
Anyone use Unibet? What's the fastest way to get my money out? Got £500 I need to withdraw and need it by Friday evening
Jonathan Gonzalez
Getting married is -EV yo
Justin Nelson
>Bit old for Sup Forums? I don't think age limits can be put on vibrant communities such as Sup Forums.
>V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money. And yet it's very important to produce good and strong offspring to carry on your genes.
Since my wife and I both share our kids, I'm sure she is.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, cheap Turk.
Kevin Hughes
big night out planned?
absolute #LAD ;)
Caleb Smith
Talking a lot of sense here to be honest. Could use a father figure around these parts. Thanks Dad
Logan Powell
I've got enough fatherly love to share around these parts.
Nathaniel Ross
>punt a player in the balls >no card
Oooook Orlando, that's cool
Adam Cook
>Fell for the offspring meme When she leaves you for some 20 year old fuck boy, you'll see the error. All she offers is "love" and a vagina
Parker Phillips
>I've never been in a stable relationship >i browse /r9k/ >I'm ugly >I believe in the friendzone
Learning a lot about you lid
Ethan Morgan
We've been together for 22 years now, I'm sure we'll be able to double that.
Camden Campbell
Nothing I've said translates into that but nice deflecting. AWALT.
>42 >still browses Sup Forums Learning a lot about you lid
Owen Martin
>different flag
It must be the same person! Jesus you're dumb.
Grayson White
I had to google your "AWALT" acronym and I have to disappoint you. My wife isn't like any other and she's a devout Jewish woman who won't cheat. Sorry that you've been corrupted by modern society, but good women are still out there.
Noah Hall
kek clicked the wrong post
Leo Morales
Good luck buddy. You're a decent guy anyway. Nice to have you around.
Cameron Brooks
Thanks, appreciated.
Charles Ross
Need Dallas to score one more goal in order to break even tonight
Gabriel Hernandez
>waiting for america de cali to hit evens >finally does, go to stake >drunk, suicidal ex calls >pick up the phone, they immediately score
just fuck me senpai
Gabriel Richardson
I need Colorado to score.
Jordan Hill
>still talking to an ex pmsl for what reason.
Grayson Ward
oh thank god, now if the Colorado game can get just 2 goals I'll be up
Jason Anderson
Need both of these desu.
Tyler Baker
Same, predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA. Dallas is doing its job so far, confident about LA, just Colorado needs to get its act together to be honest.
Levi Price
What kind of autist doesn't answer the phone when someone calls them?
Nathaniel Brown
post Dallas slip
Blake Perez
>predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA Exactly what I did. I'm a slave for them accas.
Andrew Morris
Need the score lines to remain the same or I will be so DAC today
Juan Scott
If I don't know anyone from the city calling me I sure as fuck don't answer. Especially if it's from Connecticut. I'm kinda avoiding someone from there
Matthew King
wtb
Blake Brown
Colorado once they hit @3. Late winner for them
Ryder Gutierrez
Lets play a game of guess the trip
Nathaniel Garcia
Also got some small bets on Ladbrokes for over 2.5 on this game and Dallas winning; so even with my previous loss I should be up about £50 odd quid.
If the Colorado game can get 2 goals in it, I'll be up £600
Landon Adams
Some cunt I don't care about. I already know I won, no need to reply.
Jordan Ross
fuck did you did out in Connecticut?
Ryder Jones
>this bankroll management
PMSL
Jonathan Morales
This, it's getting boring now
Henry Wilson
lel, I don't even know where I would have posted that
Ryan Scott
Never been to Connecticut, however, someone from there has been looking for me for at least 2 years
William Brooks
If Colorado doesn't win tonight, this bagel will get thrown out of a window.
Isaac Rogers
what'd you do?
Charles Cruz
You fucking people betting £500 just like that. £20 is a big bet for me. Fucking rich fucks.
Elijah Brooks
NEED Colorado goal like I need AIR.
Angel Ortiz
Would rather not say. Also, what the fuck is this shit?
Thomas Taylor
>They didn't get on the Jamaica Tallawahs when they were @1.875
Chase Cook
We all started at the bottom and now we're here.
Adam Phillips
What's wrong with it? That was 20% of my entire bankroll.
I started off with £50, you can to and slowly build yourself up.
Bentley Cooper
Teach me how pelase.
Evan Diaz
More proof that women are -ve
Austin Jones
The kind that doesn't talk to his ex, like a fucking faggot
Hunter Long
I personally started off with simple overs bets. Find a games that have low odds for goals and then create accumulators.
Or follow tipsters
John Rogers
Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters. Come up with your own strategy. We've all fallen, but it's how we get back up again that matters.
Isaac Edwards
>follow tipsters >Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters
Hudson Morales
Probably should have qualified that by saying "Follower tipsters, but do your own research on games before you bet as well"
Jonathan Cook
DALLAS CORNER! Thank you allah!
Grayson Hughes
Can't stop! Won't stop!
Jaxson Edwards
I've lost hope for Colorado.
Ayden Flores
Eid Mubarak to all my British friends in here. Hope you had a nice fast.
Owen Fisher
>staking 400 fucking pounds on corners This is the shit i'm talking about. How can you possible make money like that. You're just as likely to lose.
Thomas Kelly
Maybe 400 pounds to him is 4 bucks?
Blake Bell
Not if you're watching the game, Dallas have been attacking for the past 30 minutes and the last corner for Orlando was 30 minutes ago.
If there's no corner, money back so it's a safe bet. My entire bank roll is currently £4,000 spread over Unibet, Ladbrokes and Skybet so whilst £400 may seem like a lot; it's something that I can afford to lose.
Not to mention I lost £700 on my overs today so may have gone a little cray trying to maker it back
Lincoln Hernandez
learn to research the markets and manage your bankroll etc. You only lose if you're betting stupidly.