Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

I can pilot a full sized pineapple in and out of my anus without scraping the walls.

I have to lose TWENTY MORE POUNDS! OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!

I suggest you reserve that type of behavior for the holodeck.

Ah yes, everyone seems to be obsessed with weight loss these days. Might I suggest a ration deficit and you volunteer for more away missions?

My GPU just killed my PCIe slot!

haaaaalp

Your computer is old and obsolete.

I got a cork stuck in my dick and when I tried to cum my dick banana peeled like a gun in Looney Toons.

>captcha related

Bitch, I aint talking to you and don't talk about my computer.

Stupid computerized bitch.

Lie face-up on the table there. We'll need to operate.

My heart has grown three times in size.

I'm reading text in people's voices.

I can't go peepee and I really need to.

Everything alright in here?

That's definitely an emergency. We'll work on you right away.

You on the other hand can wait.

Kidney punch.

Alright doc, but are you sure I need these clamps on my nipples?

WE'RE FINE, RIKER! GO AWAY!!

One step at a time, ensign.

My penis is big and I have a big dick.

He wont help me so I can go peepee

No need to resort to hostilities, Doctor.

I shoot you a big cum

Klingon batalath and a cardassian penis stuck in me butthole. Went all deep space 9 in my wormhole 7of 9 times

Bitte nennen Sie die Art des medizinischen Notfalls

Shut the fuck up Roker.

Removes mobile emitter*

Fuuuuuuck awwwwf...

jk, picardo is love picardo is life.

I still need to pee.

I heard about your service on the Enterprise. This is not the Enterprise.

...talk to B'Elanna.

Seems our universal translator is offline.

Ensign, we're *in* the sickbay.

Hahaha why is the guy from Green Room wearing a wet suit?

If you touch me, you will regret it.

Baby I will bang the Borg right out of you

I just wanted to say hi to the second best crew.

C'mon doc, you need to de-banana my donger. So I can fap with my schlonger.

My peepee hurts from needing to pee so bad.

Need some help? I see we have a full sickbay.

>second best
Something you want to say, Riker? First officer to first officer?

If you rush me, I'll just take longer to do it.

Get a job Jekota

Tom, you're needed on the Bridge.

I have one, and it doesn't involve allowing Captain Janeway to be assimilated by the Borg.

I just realized that I am the hacker known as fourchan

Numeric assignments do not qualify greatness of one crew over another. At this point, it would be logical to cite your respective accomplishments to support your...flawed conjecture.

You mad bro?

This is great OP

DOC IM OUTA WEED, RIGHT ME SCRIPT I NEED IT TO TREAT MY BORD-EM

Security team, intruder alert.

I heard you were a poor first officer.

No, are you?

I am the ow in the word now

There's no smoking on this ship.

Security to Captain Janeway. We are isolating the intruder now.

shit is weed still illegal........... i can drink though right

Jax gave me trill aids

Good. Stun them and escort them to the brig.

Yes, but Romulan Ale is outlawed.

Inertial dampeners online...it's...it's a...COFFEE nebula?

>got an alien STD
I know the feel, Mr. Worf.

No. Wanna get drunk and do porn on the holodeck?

Let's avoid it.
>not falling for THAT again.

>get drunk and--
whoa, WHOA! Is that a crack at my Native American heritage?

fuck yeah

*farting yamok sauce and fine kanar

HAH, Gaaaay!!

I'm gonna need you to leave.

Well I'm going to bed. Good night you beautiful bastards.
Computer, lights off.

...

You realize this is still the sickbay, Riker...

Stop flirting, KLINGON.

I wasn't flirting...

I've got to go chips and latinum stuck in my lobes

I did the cum now

*sigh*
What are you doing now, Quark?

That nebula gave me cancer-dot-wave.

That was...insufficient.

Did y'all know she died... I never knew

I got my dick stuck in a bottle of kanar and I smell the stank of bajoran asscrack

That's why I told you to AVOID it.

I do more again

Yeah, I knew. I knew all along.

Raping Bajorans again, eh? My Sisko, you people are the worst.

To self: "Uppity half-breed..."

yeah my bad hes just really fuckin stoned from all the weed we picked up from planet snoop

You 'avin a giggle, m8?

Just got done shitting pickled green grubs in the link motherfucker

...

That'sthejoke.jpg

We have fuck nao?

Yaaas. We have fuck now

these are honestly the best threads

He played a better Mr. Woolsy...

Only if my dad can join

MOOGIE

MOOOOGIEEE

This outlandish behavior will not be tolerated on my ship.

Cadet Nog, do you not have other pertinent matters to attend to?

ayy lmao

Why, myself and all of the members of federation space with my new sitcom

...

>Might I suggest a ration deficit

How about you just beam it off into space

Can I make fuck?

Nobody cares Chipotle

I'm busy on feranginar fingering my nagus

That hat isn't fooling anyone worf.

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