/heem/: captain america edition

Upcoming events:

7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez - [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: News:

>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more

>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup

>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 1
youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Other urls found in this thread:

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first for that canadian ronda rousey fan getting BTFO

"that canadian ronda rousey fan"

lmao

Sorry this thread was first

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what thread

How about zero hype edition? I don't see any hype for 200 outside of the hardcore.
how badly will it bomb?

Schaub is God

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It certainly doesn't seem to have the appeal to casuals that 100 or even 196 did
It might still sell decent, but nothing stupendous

Did you watch Schaub-Arlovski? Should it actually have been scored in Schaub's favor?

absolutely

jones and brock are getting heemed

screencap this post

The 202 press conference will get more views than the 200 main card

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mctappy is going to turn into the next chael sonnen
not a draw because he's an amazing fighter, but just because he talks a lot

Did OP get offended that I used a picture of him for my thread so he spammed this shit thread everywhere?
>but muh op
REAL
REAL
REAL
REAL

you have quickly become one of the worst posters in the history of heem

>Conor McGregor isn't an amazing fighter

You stupid fucks belong in asp desu

>They also wanted to make Ronda vs Holly 2 immediately too.
Actually, Dana, who is becoming increasingly demented, wanted Holly to wait until December, possibly January ('17) before fighting again, in order to rematch Ronda.

I wonder if it's the salty mandrama children trying to sabotage our general for getting them banished to /asp/

lesnar vs mir
gsp vs alves
hendo vs bisping
fitch vs thiago
akiyama vs belcher

dc vs jon
bork vs hunto
tate vs who
frankie vs aldo
cain vs mr rousey

no need to be triggered

Maybe Ronda plans to return when Holly is 40 years old or so, that's her strategy

>he hasn't already filtered Bulgaria

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webm spammers can we get some Randy Couture webm's please

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I really expect her to come back in December. She'll face whoever wins on Saturday. Miesha has already stated that she won't take another fight earlier than December.

On a similar note - how would you guys feel if they made Rockhold/Bisping 2 in the next 2-3 months?

Free Fights part 5
Other lists: pastebin.com/0DuVP5j4

Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k

Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
youtube.com/watch?v=ugC5IjV3oRM

Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
youtube.com/watch?v=7_3ias5Xf5c

Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
youtube.com/watch?v=2cqMoREkzAQ

Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw

Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
youtube.com/watch?v=4EdjjYPcNmM

Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
youtube.com/watch?v=2ar0FWIXA2E

Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
youtube.com/watch?v=fYThRk3nd6I

Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2ZGvrXEc8

Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
youtube.com/watch?v=LpB8nTu-jMU

Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
youtube.com/watch?v=hXKdfsLL2MA

Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
youtube.com/watch?v=JUsDpBaTQPM

Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
youtube.com/watch?v=C823qI3wR2I

Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrb7EJO77s

Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
youtube.com/watch?v=oqsCSAmeisA

Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
youtube.com/watch?v=1c1woIkeSMo

Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
youtube.com/watch?v=-bWbad4hBo4

>I don't rate Bellator

>I don't see any hype
Sometimes I wonder if you people even have friends

they fucked up not doing it july 4th weekend

gives people a great excuse to watch the fights since so many parties and stuff are going on already

Datsik was a legend
Imagine seeing him in the UFC fighting Travis Browne or something

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Any immediate rematch with no controversy and where the first fight was a finish and/or a domination is shit.

Someone on the UG pulled some data that the vast majority of the immediate rematches end with the same winner.

Will this babby grow up to be the best p4p fighter in the history of MMA?

I've heard about that, but I was never able to find the data for myself. Did anyone screencap it and post the data here?

thank you OP

>Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm

>tune in
>see this
>wat do

>kickboxing
Can we stop pretending this shit is anywhere near as entertaining as MMA? It's fucking awful.

>tune into Zigano-Pena
>explosive bunda malfunction in round 2
what do

I wonder what the UFC would even do if like the ass of their shorts just exploded open

they'd have to stop the fight and fix the gear, but... would they do that?

Why do you think it's bad? It's a decent display of standup skills at a higher level than you would find in the UFC.

I think it's kind of naive to lump all finishes together.
Plus, if your lumping all the data together, I might imagine that a lot of those immediate rematches would be in low level promotions, where there's a dearth of fighters (therefore they're more likely to make immediate rematches, just because their fighters have fewer available opponents).

heems are heems my friend

>explosive bunda malfunction
>the fight is stopped and declared a no contest
>the next fight is delayed while they clean the shit out of the ring
>yfw

in that Damm fight linked above Cat axe kicks her directly below the belt (where a nutshot would be)

what's the rule on that with females

>fighters clinching just means the action pauses
>a fighter gets knocked down and lol you got til ten to get back up buddy, hope you can walk! (more action pausing)
>the average kickboxer would instantly get taken down and subbed in a MMA fight
The shit sucks

I think it's still illegal
Cunt punts can still do damage to a woman, they have weaker pelvic bones than men iirc

Let's post fighters who are just not quite good enough to ever be considered elite.

I'll start: Ryan Bader

DELET TIHS

Donald Cerrone

Michael Johnson

The Diaz Brothers

STAHP

>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
why can't habeeb do this too

>when /heem/ thought """""K-1"""""" Bader would actually drag Rumble into deep waters and submit him

diego sanchez

Well nobody expected him to dive for a leg from halfway across the octagon.

pre-june edition: michael bisping

lel

Immediately after the match began

Mark Hunt

+2 Internets to you if you can successfully guess who this is (hint: you will never get it).

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Cat Zingano

Can't find it now, shouldve saved.

I guess I'm just jaded with the rematch heavy matchmaking, even if many of those didn't happen because of injuries, shit has gotten ridiculous, someone take Joe Silva's crack pipe away from him.

He would have if he wasn't scared. I didn't know he was such a wimp. He should have been cut for that.

Alexa Davis

a pre-kid pre-rousey depression Cat Zigano

(You)
>I guess I'm just jaded with the rematch heavy matchmaking
Yeah, I'm with you. Rematches really can, and do, waste a lot of time. I didn't mean to poke holes in your data (which has not actually been posted).
+4 Interweb

An extra in an early 2000s rap video

is /heem/ the premier mma meme making community?

The entire LW roster pre 2012 (with the exception of Frankie)

Who is that man?

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heem is the cream of the meme making scene

Rafael Dos Anjos 2.0
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Tony Ferguson

Who comes out on top, familia?

qt zingano still qt to me

Hell no. Pic related. The type of meme mining "gold" /meem/ produces.

T bh i think Ferguson beats Glassynomedov.
I don't know who wins between Ferguson and Dos Anjos

I thought PC was normally meant to be the best one in these pictures but Goldberg is the worst commentator on that list

I feel like I could doost everyone here in under a minute. I could go through the entire /heem/ roster in under 3 weeks flat, what? 25 of you here now in this thread? Let's cut all the shenanigans, weigh me in tonight and I cut through all of you in under a month.

Brian Stann reporting in

dude, go fuck yourself

is heem listening to the ufc unfiltered podcast?

the chemistry between norton and serra is better than i expected from two random guys just thrown together

i'll keep listening

>Cat Zingano is still wearing Affliction gear on her UFC profile pic

come on lol

Rogan is a PC guy really.

>Goldberg
>worst
>not best

I asked Goldberg fans why he's a good commentator once and all they had to say was "the memes".

cowboy somehow. rda will lose, cowboy will become champ

no I'm not because Jim Norton sucks lol

>cowboy somehow.

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to be honest as cheesy as he is, he's very good at that corny radio personality type shit

Whatever happened to that big hullaballoo around a potential UFC sale? That story really fizzled out didn't it