You are hitting the showers after a tough game with your bros. Which setting do you choose?

You are hitting the showers after a tough game with your bros. Which setting do you choose?

4 to clean all the semen on my face after playing soccer

Wide+center jet. Gotta have max volume over the max area.

>not having a BBC as your shower head aggressively spraying semen

5

anything else is gay

my dark skinned friends

exquisite post

4ever

>not playing with the zozzle nozzle to test out all the different settings and their effects on your body, mind and prostate
ISHYGDDT

anything other than 1 is incorrect

you niggas need to reevaluate your hygienic habits

I never really thought about it, but I think I go 5 or 1 if given the choice.

1 is the limp dick version of 5. Do you enjoy limp dicks?

why on earth would anyone not pick 5 when given all the options?

Wide+jet is best choice

Do all high school athletes really shower together? Seems pretty unnecessary

Sometimes I switch to the higher pressure mode if my back itches

You didn't? Totally nohomo since all the semen washes off before you go dry off and head to math class.

>not using an extendable shower head for easier access to the anus area to clean any anal leakage

It's like you guys have never had male sport bonding time in the showers

no, they wait in line

what do you think you fucking aspie

1 because i'm not a fruity footballer.

we weren't allowed to shower in my high school

A few years before I got there they sealed off the shower room because there were too many people doing drugs in there during lunch

HAHA TIME FOR BRO JOBS

the one with the most pressure of course
i guess 5? or 2?

1 seems too vanilla
3 seems pointless
4 seems too faggy

4

Shit feels good hitting your body after a hard days work.

Argentinians can't handle pressure

it's sad because it's true

4 is only good for washing your butthole, nothing more

did you ever play sports in high school?

we measured our dicks all the time , sometimes the teacher would help us by taking out a tape measure , just lay our dicks on the measure and he'd hold it in place

every month we measure to see if we grew

anyone that got hard was instantly gay but it was just bantz

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in 4 years of playing football, I only showered once and that was after a 4AM practice before classes

1 + 4 for the anus

setting #4 with a handheld showerhead is the GOAT for butt hygiene