ITT: We tell the story of the first time we got high

ITT: We tell the story of the first time we got high.
>Be me
>6 years old
>I'm at my aunt's house, she was helping my grandmother do her taxes or some shit
>My cousin was there, ten years older than me
>While my aunt was in her office, he snuck in through the back door
>In his hands was a trippy ass flower vase and a bag of basil
>I remember asking something along the lines of "Hey, (white kid name of your choice), what are you gonna do with that?"
>he gets this shit eating grin on his face
>"Well user, I'm practicing my wizardry"
>Holyshit.zip
>Just watched LOTR for the first time, fucking obsessed with magic
>"Wow! Can I try, too?"
cont.

Cont.

>he nods, and leads me up to his shit excuse for a bedroom
>Closes the blinds like he's about to interrogate an al-Quaeda member
>Sits down on the crusty ass carpet, and i do the same
>He stuffs the basil in what I assumed to be the water spot of the vase, proceeding to light it with one of those shitty lighters that have the unnecessary designs on them
>He inhales, and the sound of gurgling begins
>Holy shit
>The potion has begun boiling
2/?

High rn
Don't stop

bump for interest

>As he takes his mouth away smoke billows out of the vase
>At this point I'm trying not to piss myself in excitement
"Are you turning into a dragon?!"
>He just kind of looks back at me, with that weird ass grin
>Doesn't answer
>It must be because the potion is changing his human lungs into the fire-breathing pouches of a mythical Wyvern
>I was six, the most advanced thing I had seen was Open Season on the Game Boy Advance
3/?

CONT. Bump also

>I'm still watching intently
>He just kind of crawls over to a bag of stale chips next to a pile of dirty clothes
>He takes a handful of rock hard Doritos, and stuffs them in his mouth
>He then proceeds to curl up in the fetal position
>He doesn't even eat half the Doritos still in his mouth
>Now I'm looking at this magical cauldron of wonders
>Now's my chance to ascend to the higher council of wizards
4/?

cont pls

Cont

> Open season GBA
> I was 6
Op is like 15 mods ban him

Let him finish first

>Be 18
>International student in US university
>End up going back to some dude's apartment with a group of friends
>Smoked a lot of shisha at home
>Guy takes out a volcano
>Take deep ass heavy breaths thinking this is the same as smoking a hookah pipe
>As most my friends are leaving, the guy says I should stick around a little longer
>I'm completely unsure what the fuck is going on at this point
>Eventually leave around 3am, cops are circling, I don't know my way home
>IDEA!
>Pull up the default compass iPhone app
>Follow my compass east to the main road on campus

Two months later I ended up in this dude's fraternity.
>

Bumping with my own story

>Be me
>Be straight edge
>Be good friends with two kids
>Organize day of poker games with Friend 1 & Friend 2 + some other kids
>At other friends house playing poker
>Friend 1 pulls out a joint
>We all decide to smoke it together
>Friend 1 brought lighter with no fuel
>No other lighters cuz the kid whose house we're at has a mom who doesn't trust him for shit and keeps the lighters locked away, mostly due to seeing Friend 1 try to pop a piece of popcorn on a spoon with a lighter. Convinced he's a druggie
>Find some really thin paper
>Wad it into lighter, get a few sparks
>We run to sliding glass door to go outside so no smell indoors
>Other friend holding lit paper slams into glass door face first and extinguishes it
>No more fire, no weed that day
>With Friends 1 & 2 again
>At this one girl's Halloween party
>Super not cool with us doing anything
>Sneak out
>Friends 1& 2 smoke but I didn't because they did it while a cop drove past and I was pissing on a fence
>Ran, be too sketched out to keep going
>Third time's the charm
>At Friend 1's house
>No parents for hours on hours
>Apparently Friend 2's brother is a dealer
>WHAT.jpeg
>Rolls in with 13 inch bong
>Decides to waste me with so many fat rips
>Good day

>I stare at it hesitantly, of course still looking over at my incapacitated mage cousin
>He's mumbling gibberish, completely out of it
>I get up on my knees and put my lips around the vase
>Inhale suddenly, shaking from excitement
>nowyoufuckedup.jpg
>I cough so hard I think I'm going to puke
>My tiny child lungs are filled with the fires smoldering from the orc forges deep under Isengard
>My transformation has begun
5/?

>My transformation has begun

Kys let op finish faggot

Bumping for the final form of wizardfag

>At least I thought so
>Pass the fuck out out from a mix of coughing and the devil's lettuce in my system
>Wake up some time later, it's dark outside
>I stumble over my cousin and his pool of orange drool to unlock the door
>Hear the unmistakable screeching of my aunt yelling for me downstairs
>When I eventually make my way down, she's already loaded with a fuck ton of questions
"user, where have you been?! Why the hell do you smell so bad?!"
>She begins to walk towards me, trying to get me to take a bath
>I am now contemplating why I'm taking this abuse from a mere mortal
>I stand tall
>like, 4'
>I charge at her full force with my arms out, what I think to be a fierce dragon's roar
>In reality I am basically doing the Naruto run whilst letting out an autistic screech, all whilst still half high
6/7

your cousin is fucked

>I trip over her designer carpet
>something like "It's Five O'clock Somewhere!" on it or some shit
>Land chin-first onto the ground
>hit the floor so hard I crack my barely-developed front teeth
>She drags my ass to the bathroom, a monument of the ending age of witchcraft and wizardry
>The final Druid has been slain
>Never watched LOTR again
>Skyrim gives me PTSD
>Still brush my teeth with Sensodyne

Someone cap this

I'm working off of vague memories here

>Just moved into campus,
>Cutie redhead knocks on the door, needs a cola bottle and a bucket
>I ask what for and she invites me to puff
>Not sure what do
>Cutie redhead tells me how to gravity bong
>Push down on bottle of smoke with lips
>Suddenly massive pressure shoots smoke into my lungs and stomach
>30 minutes of coughing and vomiting in the bush outside
> 2 hours of rolling on the floor
>walk to the local pizza place
>everyone laughing but i put on my cool
>enter pizza place
>"hello i would like to order"-- LOLOLOL
>everyone collapses on floor laughing their asses off
>somehow make it home with food, nobody knows how

I believe you OP. Such beautiful and descriptive language isn't taught until at least college

gravity bong its pretty awesome for the first time
good one mah nigga

>be me 16
>Friend asks I want to get high
>Yolo
>He goes and gets it, mid
>We roll it on my skateboard
>Go on edge of woods
>Smoke it, not really feel anything until walking back up to street
>Halfway up the yard I yell holy shit
>It hit me like a ton of bricks
>Say "holy shit man, I feel it"
>Goof off for god knows how long
>Go into his house
>Try not to act stupid
>Eat
>Pretty sure they know
>Go into his room
>Chill
>Starts to wear off
>Go home
>Moms asleep so I'm fine
>Go to bed