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not long to sort out those NYE plans edition

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essex

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ESH

I am notoriously bad at judging how much aftershave to put on

about to have a shot of tequila

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shit edition damo

remember when jontron was funny?

yeah

just had a shot of tequila

pls janny dont heem this thread

never used aftershave in my life

then again i can't grow a beard

last ones on page 6 i think we're safe

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she looks like elizabeth from bioshock

daets

What are da gweat British werking clarse gonna say when all the foreigners they hate aren't actually kicked out after Brexit?

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dpd spy cam bear

The UK is going to turn into some sort of Somalia type shit with no rule of law

rate my fancy dress

It's back, lads.

Now I have a reason to leave the house.

everyone FUCK OFF

Why, are they gonna go feral on their estates?

yeah

meh

I miss the mcchicken premiere

lets all pretend to be cute girls

where to?
how long for?
why?

I've been wanking over felicity since she was in the archers, all you casuals jumping on board because you saw her in a Star Wars film need to FUCK OFF

Ironically Brexit'll probably increase non-EU immigration which would piss the people who voted for it due to immigration even more

do you have the grand mac over there yet?

>tfw no ballet dancing gf

leigh-on-sea

No but we have Burger King's Big Mac copy.

do you have the quarter pounder with cheese over there yet?

great stuff but the extensive team of marketers there

Do these people think there's going to be some kind of mass deportation of people or something?

What's done can't be undone.

KENT MENTIONED

yes

it's the best fast food sandwich

wait no

that's the mcchicken

you must be mean south essex

>pretend
y-yeah, o-ok

We call it a 0.1133981 kilo with cheese flavoured food slice here

if I order a quarter pounder in america will it really not come with cheese?

>quarter pounder with cheese

20 mcnugget sharebox desu

>watching the dam buster's
>Main character keeps saying nigger
This is very problematic....
*Sends complaint to itv*

Yeah, second best thing McDonald's does after the Big Tasty.

>those people who ask for modifications to their orders at mcdonalds

biggest cunts

16:38 on a sunday?

ahh yes, time to shoop coworkers into amateur porn images

I ask to have gherkins taken off my burger :)

more like a 20 nugget shartbox

Dunno, in the pub certainly the vocal Brexiters seemed to support some BNP/NF mass deportation

Don't support mass unskilled immigration in the first place but it's stupid to blame them for the shit state of the country atm.

t. burger flipper

>he doesn't like gherkins
are you six years old?

post em

just you wait til we return to heptarchy mate
shan't be laughing then

found the pleb


found the McWageSlave

struggling to keep my eyes open

don't rate pickles or onions and hate touching slimey food

No I'm 18 why

go to bed x

LONDON

i prefer the gherkins personally to the rest of the burger

Fucken Aussie sailing around the world with his beautiful girlfriend..

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You're stealing my dream, Mr Australian!

nicked ballbag with the electric trimmers

gherkins are GOAT

>achieve /gf2016/
>break up 3 weeks later

my sweat should be an aftershave, honestly, smells fucking lush when I've spent a hour just sweating it out

I ask for only gherkins

grim

>he doesn't ask for extra gherkins on his burger

ughhh need to leave my house by like half 11 tomorrow to get a train

No they're not they're disgusting rotten bits of cucumber

completely wrong

why not just call it a half-pounder?

you're a pleb with no taste for mcdonalds fine culinary arts

brits will think it costs 50p

that implies one burger aka patty pattie

>100% Aussie beef

mcdonalds is a great place to work

because it's not a half pounder is it
it's two quarter pounders

duh

do people really not like that accent on the chick?

essential reading for Sup Forums to rid itself of the anime menace

british posters welcome to dilute the anime scourge in /eire/

beat me to it

not a fan of this "norovirus gimmick"

business idea: begin a career as a software developer and work my way up the corporate ladder until i'm a senior developer / team leader and am making $200k a year, then after i retire visit eastern europe and bring back a 2nd world waifu

thoughts on this strategy?

keep that shithole out of /brit/ tae

>Called a quarter pounder
>doesn't cost 25 pence

erm...lads?

eshayzz

Autism.

absolutely shannot

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this time tomorrow i'll be sniffing lives off a dirty kitchen table

abusing vicadin made me into a skelly pretty shit

going to see the gf in a bit

debating whether to spend nye with her or on /brit/

Business idea: shit *around* the toilet so the dog finally knows what's going in there

Literally just back from Prague and actually depressed that I'll never have a Czech mail order bride. Went to a strip club for the first time and it was the most depressing experience in my life, and even just walking about and seeing absolutely beautiful girls everywhere was a bit of a downer.

It's not even that cheap over there anymore.

I liked her since 2012

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