These two are literally about to take over Europe and bitch slap both Madrid and Barca. EPL will assert its dominace

These two are literally about to take over Europe and bitch slap both Madrid and Barca. EPL will assert its dominace

I cant wait

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it's been like 6 years since either made a CL final

> washed up managers
> washed up players
> LOL LET'S THROW MONEY AT OUR PROBLEMS

yeah nah

stop m8

>Pep couldn't do shit with a Bayern that had won the CL with Heynckes.
>Mourinho lost total control of Chelsea and seems to have had bad relations with his players ever since Madrid

Nah m8

Money fixes all problems

United will finish 5th again

screenshot this

The best South American players prefer La Liga by and large, they even prefer Italy and Germany than the EPL.

Fak off yeah?

Money talks , and plenty of south american players will sell their soul for money

>implying

I cant wait.

The players are coming, shit loads of money and world class management

Lots of keks will be had if the two of them fail miserably, specially mouyes

It's a win/win situation for EPL aficionados imo

Mou didnt do that at chelsea which has a jew mafia owner with unlimited money. What makes you think he can do it at United?

...

Will they bring in World Class players?

I want them to outbid Madrid

United has even more money, its time to go big player fishing

The problem is british style football is archaic. You can try to implement tiki taka all you want but sooner or later you will stoop to hoofing it up top because the smaller clubs force you to play that style.

Football is dead.

#FootballIsDead #YODO

>the BPL
>BPL
>#ItBegins

please end my life right now

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Sounds like the internet was as interest as the 100 people that bothered to show up

now they're shit at it (hoofball) too honestly

>clubs: shit at CL
>NT: lost to iceland, who, you cant make this shit up, learnt hoofball from englel and beat them at their own game

what about the angry italian man? Isn't he in the EPLel too?

>EPL will assert its dominace
Simeone>>>>>>>>>Mourinho
Guardiola is trash,he even got outsmarted by Ancelotti

England aren't shit at hoofball at all they just have lots of foreign managers who refuse to let them play to their strengths and impose hipster possession football.

Martinez, Pellegrini, Wenger - even fucking Swansea insist on a possession game. Rodgers insisted on a possession game until he was sacked. Martinez had the best results of his Everton career when he was in the shit with 4 or 5 consecutive defeats and let Everton play more direct. He'd smash a team like Southampton 3-0 away and then immediately return to his shit pass-pass-pass-pass-pass ball and lose another four or five games.

Hodgson was the same; England dominated possession in all of their games but did what with it? Nothing.

Leicester are the quintessential English football team and when a manager takes over the national team who isn't a fucking retard they might actually win a few games.

Hows the holiday going Nigel?

English football style is obsolete. German football style is just superior in every way

Zlatan Ballon d'Or next year

FUCK MODERN FOOTBALL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mourinho is a busted flush, everyone's seen all his cards already. The last year at Chelsea showed all of Mourinho's weaknesses.

He gave in to player power - he gave Chelsea a ridiculously long break after winning the title and they all took months to get anywhere near fit enough. By that time they were nearly in the relegation zone.

He became the focus of all the attention. Firing Eva was laughable. Any other manager would have put out a statement apologizing etc but he lets it drag on well until the next season after all involved have left their jobs. Mourinho's first act as United manager was to attend a court case about a farcical case of unfair dismissal from his former club.

He doesn't sign players, his agent Mendes does. At Real Madrid whilst Mourinho was there Mendes had his own office. Literally insane why a club lets any agent get his tentacles into his club like that but United have just handed over the club chequebook to Jorge Mendes, who will make 5-10% of most of their inflated transfer fees (both sales and purchases!)

This will clearly be Mourinho's last serious club job, his failure in Spain and England and behavior in Italy rules him out of the big three leagues. I would guess he may go to Turkey/MLS/China for semi-retirement. His career will be looked back as a stunning example of how to make millions of pounds through playing Sam Allardyce football and having a manipulative agent.

This is what Roy Hodgson's tactics preparation looks like (from his time at Liverpool)

Most of the England players spend their careers with world class managers with a team of scouts and tactical coaches. They use a team of people to produce detailed opposition information before every game and the array of information is condensed and simplified and personalised for each player so they know their exact role.

Then come international break time, they leave all that behind and sit down to listen to Roy Hodgson and his fucking felt tip pen whiteboard tactical masterclass and instructions like "crosses - get across defenders" and "Glen (Johnson) and Paul (Konchesky) get forward"

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>Manure
>Europe

Maybe in Sevillawinslol

>pep getting pulis'd

Its gona be amazing!! Every manager will want that scalp so bad

Chelsea squad was boycotting Mou because they weren't enjoying their football anymore.

>i support a league

They were enjoying winning with him though. The problem was probably more about his personality. And after they stopped winning they lost the desire to put up with him too. But you know what, Fergie was a cunt to his players too, he just had unlimited power at MU. He just kicked everyone who didn't want to work out, but Mou couldn't kick out half of the team (a bit silly that Roman didn't let him despite giving him a 5 year huge contract).

I read alot that players didnt even enjoy winning at the end of the season those 1-0's there was also a rumor going on that was saying that after Oscar and Fabregas were boycotting that Hazard either joined them or was actually suck for those months, then Costa got scolded and jumped on the band wagon since they were in like 15th place. Also did hear about the players grumbling that Mou is too harsh on them. I think they're pussies if thats the case and Roman should have let him off the players to rebuild.

Fergie was a cunt but i think he was also a genius. I do believe though he was always favored by the refs. Im pretty glad Mou got booted though and Chelsea didnt make Europe. Now we can see if the club has the stones to survive and return to glory or if they will implode and become the next Villa.

>mou
>pep

they are just a poor mans klopp 2bh

HOOF-HOOF
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE PULIS

>5-0 Madridcaust
>Tito finger-in-eye-caust

I hope something like this happens again for old times sake.

>american opinion

You forgot your leaf

>Implying based Conte isn't going to win the EPL by the widest margin in history

Lube up your assholes for the 3-5-2 England, he's coming in raw.

>mfw Conte cucks both of these frauds.

>It Begins
so?

If it's inferior then why would it force the opposition to change their style to deal with it?

>le sub Zaza to take the penalty mastermind

Mourinho is a busted flush, everyone's seen all his cards already. The last year at Chelsea showed all of Mourinho's weaknesses.

He gave in to player power - he gave Chelsea a ridiculously long break after winning the title and they all took months to get anywhere near fit enough. By that time they were nearly in the relegation zone.

He became the focus of all the attention. Firing Eva was laughable. Any other manager would have put out a statement apologizing etc but he lets it drag on well until the next season after all involved have left their jobs. Mourinho's first act as United manager was to attend a court case about a farcical case of unfair dismissal from his former club.

He doesn't sign players, his agent Mendes does. At Real Madrid whilst Mourinho was there Mendes had his own office. Literally insane why a club lets any agent get his tentacles into his club like that but United have just handed over the club chequebook to Jorge Mendes, who will make 5-10% of most of their inflated transfer fees (both sales and purchases!)

This will clearly be Mourinho's last serious club job, his failure in Spain and England and behavior in Italy rules him out of the big three leagues. I would guess he may go to Turkey/MLS/China for semi-retirement. His career will be looked back as a stunning example of how to make millions of pounds through playing Sam Allardyce football and having a manipulative agent.

this year the eplel is going to be a great watch

This.

Pep is going to have a terrible first season. Mourinho might be marginally better, but Conte and Klopp will be the stars this year.

1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Spurs
5. Everton
6. Man Utd
7. West Ham
8. Leicester
9. Man City
10. Southampton

Wait until the transfer window ends he hasn't even signed a defender yet

>Lube up your assholes for the 3-5-2 England
Two words for you:
LVG
Brodgers

Both times, it took about 10 games for teams to work out how to beat it, then the losses started.

>the city of Machester

is that Man City's new club crest?

looks boring af

>press conference via twitter
where did you go pep

This. And it will be because of the coaches and not the players: Mourinho, Guardiola, Klopp, Conte
Good stuff

>money fixes bone cancer
>money fixes blood cancer

'no'

Money is a lubricant to solving problems, nothing more, nothing less.

>3-5-2 beating the might of Pulisball and Ranieriball

TOP FUCKING LOL.

>mention incurable disease to demonstrate money can't solve most problems
good job m8

He fucking said ALL PROBLEMS. CANCER IS A PROBLEM. YOU CANNOT CURE CANCER WITH MONEY. THEREFORE MONEY CANNOT SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS.

But hey, let's go with a football analogy one since I blew you the fuck out. Liverpool have spent £600m+ in the last 10 years, and won one League Cup for that amount. Guess money doesn't solve problems, huh?