Character goes to bed

>Character goes to bed
>Doesn't struggle with an ichy anus all night

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At least post different things you dumb frogposter.

You gotta wipe your ass properly homie

>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan

I love ich in my anus. I put mosquitoes down the back of my pants every night so it itches like your sisters crotch in the morning.

>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan
How's the third world treating you?

I get icthy balls.

>character goes to school
>there's no penis inspection day

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>character wipes ass
>doesn't inspect each and every wipe before finishing

>character is in his late 20s
>isn't still a virgin

>character doesn't rinse his asshole with water after every single shit and then wipes with toilet paper and then wetwipe
>doesn't wipe his dick after every piss

This is completely unrealistic as no human would be this disgusting.

Penis Inspection day??? What fucked up place are you from?

We had that. It was pretty professional though.No monkey business.

where are you from? What do they inspect on your penis?

they make you turn your head and cough

Not that user but I had it too in NE US, it's proven statistically healthier

What the fuck

Wtf even happened here?

Penis inspection day is a meme

user from the deep south here.

We had it too. Used to laugh at the fat kids who couldn't even see their dick for their stomach

iirc they make sure you're not missing a testicle.

user from Spain here, we had a penis inspection one day when I was around 9 or 10
Turns out I had fimosis and only knew thanks to that.

>read this in Paulies voice
Fucking pepe

someone hasn't cleaned their room in a while

Is that rat poop or pesky insects?

That's fucked up. They shouldn't make your take off you're underwear until privately with the medical examiner.

but then again
>the deep south

did anyone else secretly kind of enjoy penis inspection day?

>character takes a shit
>does not carefully inspect the bowl before flushing.

ew no, weirdo

lebbit is so gullible

this lol

>character walks into the mens room
>floor isn't covered in piss
>toilets aren't left unflushed and full of shit
it's like directors don't even care about realism these days

Looks like a guy died alone and no one found him for a while.

So basically the future of 90% of Sup Forums?

>movie features bright sunny day at 70 degrees
>people are outside laughing, smiling and holding hands, instead of huddled behind a computer in a dark room, reeling from a hangover and the stench of old sweat

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Maggots

>Character goes to wash hands after taking a mondo shit
>has hands

why the fuck isnt his index and pinky finger out you pleb

>character is home alone
>doesn't pee in the sink

I wanna know this story

I do this because my bathroom is outside and ever since the grays came I don't go out when the sun is down

>character sits down to watch tv
>doesn't immediately stick his hand down his pants and start playing with his balls

Used to live in the South, then moved to New England. Penis inspection in both areas, but we had to fill out more paperword and apply for penis inspection permits in NE. In the South, you just whip your dick out and they eye ball it. smhtbh

>character doesnt rub balls and smell his hand before playing with his nuts

>character shits in a toilet
>doesn't shit in the street

DROPPED

>character goes to the bathroom
>doesn't take their laptop into the bathroom with them to continue shitposting

literally me rn lol

>character goes to cinema
>there's no no-singles policy
>he doesn't freshen up in the cinema showers
>he only tips the ticket-ripper $50

>character goes to the bathroom to take a shit
>doesn't eat a DQ blizzard while sitting on the toilet

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!

me 20 minutes ago

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madonne

This meme is getting 2deep4me

people disgust me

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>American character goes to the cinema
>seats aren't ripped apart and smeared with shit
>floor isn't covered by a 5 inch layer of popcorn and rotting food
>people of color aren't monkeying around

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>antagonist is in a phone call
>something goes wrong
>I'll call you back

wrong meme you dip

Now I wanna see a Louis Theroux doc on hoarding.

That's not hording you cucumber, that's being a disgusting human being. I can't think of any animal that would live like that.

>"you absolutely cannot cum inside!"
>cums inside

this legit made me gag

>character is riding the subway
>doesn't jack off into some random ladies purse while she isn't looking

>Character posts on Sup Forums
>Doesn't like Baneposting

>character is riding the subway
>doesn't detonate a bomb

>character goes outside for a smoke
>he doesn't immediately dissolve

I'm fucking about to throw up in this library where I browse Sup Forums

>character browses Sup Forums at the library
>doesn't make women nearby uncomfortable by staring relentlessly while touching himself

>character takes a shit
>doesn't struggle with sitting down the rest of the day
>doesn't wince in excruciating pain

>character gets dubs
>he doesn't check 'em

LOL

>daylight hours
>frogposts frogposts frogposts frogposts
>vampire hours
>not a frogpost to be seen in the entire catalog

It's literally only normalfags who post facebookfrog.

>Character is sitting down in the couch
>he doesn't puts his finger on the side of his crotch and then smells it

>frogposter can't dub
>but I can

>character takes a shit
>doesn't die of hemorrhage
Do Hollywood directors live in la la land?

I'm from Norway and we had penis and scrotum inspection twice during primary school.

>character goes to bed
>doesn't need to masturbate to go to sleep

I slept over at a friend's house a few months ago and couldn't go to sleep for hours, hard to masturbate when you're sharing a bed with someone.

>being an americuck

>Character is alone in his house
>He sits in silence like a maniac without turning the TV on just so there can be some background noise
WHAT THE FUG

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>character is alone in his house browsing the internet
>he doesn't look back at the door every once in a while

this is not even realistic

Buddy, go the pharmacy, get some PinX.
You'll thank me for it.

>sharing the same bed with your friend
Well, you could have asked him for buttsekcs

>implying it was a him
>implying she didn't firmly tell me not to touch her
>implying she wasn't super reluctant to share a bed, but she didn't have a choice.

>implying she didn't firmly tell me not to touch her

>character is walking behind a hot chick wearing yoga pants
>doesn't walk an extra 4 blocks past where he's going just so he can keep staring at her ass

MOST of the time your anus is itchy it's because there's tiny bits of feces there. So wipe better than shower. I can never get perfection without showering, so I time my defecations before my shower.

>he doesn't carry a squirt gun at all times so he can shower his brown hole at any moment

dirty 2bh

This is old as fuck

Get a load of this guy, what kind of backwater shithole town doesn't have penis inspection days at school.

Or it's pinworms.

or hemorrhoids

Those are possibilities but MUCH less likely.

If I shit, but then don't shower for a day my anus sometimes gets itchy. Showering fixes that.

>but she didn't have a choice.
elaborate

Only two beds in the house, I was supposed to sleep in the other one with my friend but she hooked up with a guy that night and thus I had to sleep in the other bed, I was drunk as all hell and my car was at her place and no way was I cabbing back to my place to sleep then taking a cab back to her's to grab my car as that would be over $100. This was back in my college days when I actually went out and had female friends.