ITT we poorly describe video games in green text for others to try and guess. I'll go first with an easy one

ITT we poorly describe video games in green text for others to try and guess. I'll go first with an easy one.

>big ass monsters
>have a dumb horse
>sword shows you the path

>article if clothing
>balls
>acid trip sim

minecraft

Sorry.
>big ass statues of monsters

>come to land with nothing
>raise army
>conquer

Civ series?

nah, good guess though

Mout and blade

Shadow of the colossus, ez pz

>sea creature children
>goo everywhere
>super soakers

bingo

>zombies
>shitty brits
>boom boom pow

>Drink
>Find girl
>fucking birds
>hijinks ensue

ZombieU?

splatoon?

gg

You are win.

Super Mario Sunshine

>generic bad guy
>lots of humor
>gotta save the world

nope

>shot in head
>get involved in war between two factions

Fallout NV?

>Fantasy world.
>Giant rat teabags everyone.

This could be so many games, but LoZ series?

yep

Fallout vegas

nope, try again

>incest
>pew pew pew
>big bear in the big grey ship

Bioshock Infitnite

literally any rpg

>chicken man
>Phone rings
>kill

>Loli
>Drill
>Get back the stolen gem

>mercenary in Afghanistan
>find out you're not really you
>you're just a decoy
>unfinished

Sonic Heroes

>rolls
>vape king skeletor
>rage

Spec OPs the line?

Six Days In Fallujah

Hotline Miami

nah

You like hurting people. Don't you?

>be weird child outcast
>talk to trees
>"helper" is annoying af
>be nice to chiggans or die

>start as nothing
>gain army
>get fucked by coastal raiders

legend of zelda

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

LoZ

Mount and Blade

>Frustration
>Frustration
>Frustration
>Kill some bosses 'n' shit

Star wars

>chosen one
>big dragon
>secretly crazy evil king
>random monsters

Nobody ever gets this

Dank Souls

Dark Souls(any of them)

>you can shoot electricity
>everyone hates you

Yep

Yes

Infamous

FNAF

Shit game btw

u right

Infamous 2

Infamous

Fuckin' Pokemon?

No lol

Correct

lol nah fam. I'm not about that.

minecraft

Dragon quest?

>farmer
>can't grow weed
>so fucked

Stardew valley

>be monster
>hunt monster

nah

wrong

>dat boi
>go fast
>do some flips

minecraft

Nope

donald trump explosive wars 2k16

>space flight
>trial and error
>lols ensue

minecraft

wrong

Battletoads

>this little shit takes a dump on your vacation
>takes your woman
>lawfags make you clean his shit up or get fucked in prison

>crossdressing
>mommy issues
>bear wearing a marshmallow

Skyward Sword? Whatever faggot zelda where he used his sword like a divining rod?

>green dude
>aliens
>god's own anti sonovabitch machine.

GTA San Andreas

ape on top now

fair play, gg

Kerbal

no lol

nope

fuck you

mine craft?

gnope

yep

>plane crash
>gene modification
>hunt creepy little girls

Evolve

Halo 2

fuk u 2 sxy bb

Nope.

correct

>Watch some guy get killed
>Kill shit
>A dragon? Why not?

>Fucked up girls
>get it in
>ptsd

Bioshock