Get in here guise, poorly described games pt. II

Get in here guise, poorly described games pt. II.

>Third game in the series, only one you need to play
>blood and gore
>diverse combat
>fucking huge all around
>guy you play as is daddy as fuck
>fire, shield, calm, slow down, force push

You start. Eventually someone wins.

>Be dude
>dude has to rescue magical purple balls
>dude spends most of the game chasing edfy magician fag that stirs up shit.

Fable 3?

>Shitty movie parodies
>Bricks

>pale ass bitch tells you you're fucking fat
>relatable protaganist

The Witcher?

portal

What
I vaguely know what youre talking about maybe?
nah
stumped
not sure

Nope.

Ding

I havent been able to stop playing

lol

Hint:
>Nintendo exclusive

God of War 3??

portal 2

>be mouse
>trap cats with blocks
>cats turn into cheese
>eat cheese

Impossible mode

Aww you used my picture too :')

Really nigga, are you even trying?

love that game
that and chips challenge

Ily user

Lego ?

Bioshock?

testing
>does this work

>or is this better

see

...

>have two main Pokemon
>loli follows you around
>Celebi

>Get multiple weapons and supports
>Number 10
>Best friend dies

>6 main characters
>shoot ayy lmaos
>only 1 main character is alive at the end

>Weird haircuts
>Everybody's a criminal
>Finger point

gta

Yep.

Throwing in the towel, nobody's gonna get it.

It's WiiFit.

Runescape?

>You are in runaterra
>You are a champion
>You entre the league of the legends to avoid wars
>You are in the league of the legends against other Champios
>Win if you destroy enemy nexus
>FUCKING DUMB GAME NEVER ENDS CUZ IS A STUPID MOBA
>hint: is not heros of the storm

smite

No
Nope

DOTA 2

>Big ass city
>Henchmen pour in from all sides
>Ninja chicks and Dominatrix's appear
>Cops sometimes roll up and AT4 bad dudes
>Entire level devoted to an elevator
>"Wanna be my right hand man?"

>be a bear and bird named banjo/ kazooie
>collect musical notes
>defeat a witch
>explore different worlds
>banjo kazooie

dota

StarFox Adventures

Tooi adn vanjoo

Crash Bandicoot.

Sonic Adventure 2

eat everything
find a sword, stop eating
kill a vampire on the moon

>be Super Mario
>on Nintendo 64

>half american half chinese cop
>get revenge on russian guy/korean guy
>snoop dogg

Kirby)?

mmmm... Mario Kart?

Mario Kart 64

Sleeping dogs?

call of duty

True crime streets of la?

>scream at lizards

close

Skyrim

You guys are my heroes. Yes.

yes

yeah even that was too obvious

>kidnap little girls
>kill girls
>shoot ppl
>die

Those trips though

>skateboarding
>more fun to jump off cliffs

Bioshock

Hatred? idk about the little girls part

Thanks babe ;)

>soccer/football
>cars

>EA GAMES (Challange everything)
>Racing game
>Glory from 2000-2005

yep

No problem qt3.14 ;)

any shit sports game
Burnout?

League of Starships

>drive cars
>weapons on cars
>op ufo after completion
>lla kcolnu

Need for Speed?

Cool Taipei, Taiwan picture.

>Lose your girlfriend
>Lose your shit
>Kill russians

Hotline Miami?

>RIMBUK

>only game in franchise to have vehicles in multiplayer
>"recon plane"

>distant future apocalypse
>99.9% women dead
>convert enemies with electricity
>nuke deployed

>hat
>apprentice in shorts

That was from Criterion, before EA fucked it by buying them and killing them

Especifically Underground, but yea

DEAD SPACE

>cyka blyat

Need for speed

Rocket league

Underground was the best racing game ever, followed only by NFS: Hot Pursuit.

nope

>low wage worker
>cameras
>bear
>pewdiepie
>Five Nights at Freddy's
>also yellow bird
>scary

Rocket League?

Csgo

csgo

Vigilante 8

LISA?

>most underrated shooter on original xbox
>delves into a deeper and darker part of the Star wars universe
>actually pretty fucking creepy at some parts but could also be tough and make you feel like a badass
>easily control your squad
>FUCK YOU YODA

Custom design 4 u

yez

Call of Duty: World at War

Nope

Amnesia?

YES!

Gg