Tell Sup Forums your family secret. Is your uncle a pedo? Does your grandma have a gambling problem...

Tell Sup Forums your family secret. Is your uncle a pedo? Does your grandma have a gambling problem? Is your dad having an affair? Your brother in jail for murder?

Secrets that the whole family knows about but no one ever talks about it.

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I let my dad fuck my wife

Bump

cuckadoodledoo

post her pics

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Moonman is my uncle and he was born in Linköping Sweden, not somewhere in the USA.

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My cousin and his wife are swingers. We (his cousins) found out by accident. His parents and uncles/aunts don't know but everyone else does.

How?

Here I am with my dick out because I was just watching porn and I see this...

my dad faps to tranny porn

Did you take those fluffy slippers that haven't been moved in 9 years?

Anyway. I'm usually not home. Or if I am he just gets in the bed

My step-daughter and I have a sexual relationship. It's a probably just a phase for her and will likely end after she is finished with college. Maybe I will get lucky and she'll go on to grad school and it will extend out a few more years.

My wife doesn't know, just thinks we're really close. Most of the family, including her sister, seem to have their suspicions based on things they've said but so far haven't accused me directly about it. Also, if they are sure, they haven't tried to convince the wife.

My mom does not approve of my wife who is 11 years older than me. It is really getting to my wife and she will probably leave me. I'm pretty alright with it, I am still young and did not have a college fun phase that I look forward too.

My grandpa raped my mom and her sisters for years while they were growing up and eventually eloped with a 16-year-old student of his never to be heard from again.

Do you approve it? Post more pics, pls.

Nice fucking quads

My dad loves watching my sister getting fucked and she lets him

grandfather raped my aunt when she was a kid

We confirmed that my dads side of the family is a secret bastard line of Richard III, and we have proof that the said bastard was legitimized by Richard III in an attempt to provide an heir to the York dynasty after his sons death.

So that means my Grandfather is the head of house York, meaning it isn't extinct and meaning he should be the king of the United Kingdom.

streuth lads

>I am a fucking FBI confederate whoresickle and make my living payed by taxes from posting secret threads on the not-so-anonymous image board called Sup Forums

an hero, you disgusting fuckwit, an hero

On my mom's side of the family, one aunt and one uncle are only half related. Grandpa died fully believing grandma was loyal.

AMEN Sup ForumsROTHER!!!!

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wow, sir

Not that big of a secret, but my grandma tried to kill herself because of depression by taking pills, but my grandpa found her in time so he took her to the hospital. Anyway, nobody really speaks of it.

IT WAS SAID:
CLOSE THIS FUCKING FBI THREAD!!!

Do I count as a family member? Okay, here it goes:
I'm attracted to little boys. From around their toddler years until the first half of elementary school.
Oh, and ‹I think› I'm God.

Cousin raped me for 7 years. Whole family has drinking problem.

Cousin is lesbian now... Feels really really bad man.

YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCH SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!

>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCH SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!

Nice one mate

All hail the king! We should do a coup d'état so you can have your throne back !

>Richard III must be really fucking proud of you for browsing Sup Forums all day you slag

Oh, my favorite.

>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCH SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
Not even these supposed to be funny replies are worth it upholding those FBI threads. So go fuck yourself.

>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCH SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!!!

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Mother and father used to be heroin junkies. Dad has been clean for 20+ years. Post WoW addict. Alcoholic (no drinks for 20+ years)

Mom has been clean for about a year. She picked it back up after step son died.

Cousin was in prison for 15+ yrs. He's in his late 30s now. Idk why he was in. He owns a tattoo shop now.

I have an incest fetish among other gross and unsettling things.

My family was heavily involved in the IRA

That's funny, my family was heavily involved.in the IRS.

Both my parents and my brother used to beat me up when i was little. Time has passed and i've kind of forgiven them but i still have many scars on my body.

No one outside of us four knows.

My cousins wonder why i'm weird...

Eirin go bragh

Grandpa tried to get rid of the jews back home. Didn't go as planned.

I really wanna watch my wife suck another guys cock but 2 afraid to tell her pic directly related

Actually my uncle is a pedo. My mom's cousin was a teacher/school counselor in a northeastern state. He had parties for boys at his house for years and was notorious for buying underwear for boys and taking them on trips. He is now sitting in jail (federal I believe). No trolling.

samefag

My wife's brothers made her give them blow jobs after school growing up. She was in middle school and they were in high school. Not even the parents know. She told me and I asked details. I think about it every now and then.

one of my dads 8 sisters is a child from an affair that his mother had.
me and my sister fooled around and played doctor up until i was about 12
i lost my virginity to her friend at about the same age and the reason she was sexualy active is because her brother used to rape her.

Is it bad I jerked to this happening a few times??

NO FUVKING WAY DUDE I AM MOONMAN

Thought that you posted the whole fucking lame thing but you actually did modify it to have something original (or at least something I haven't seen before). Thanks user, but you know the chore for bumping this FBI thread:
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCH SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!!!

Ur mom ever tell u details about it? Ages?

How old is she?

Does she have a hairy pussy?

How did it start?

Parents are swingers, but raised me as ulta-conservative protestants. Mother was also abusive.

After a couple of months in psychoanalysis, I have undone some of the damage and switched my cuckold fantasies (which was guilt towards my mother for failing her standards and thinking it was my father who was forcing her) to dominating women in bed (a change for which I am insanely proud).

youtube.com/watch?v=_wA5NmQESx8

Ur mom ever play with u?

How'd u find out they were swingers?

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My cousin is a secret transvestite

my step dad left my mum alone outside of a bar in the middle of nowhere for 8 hours, she had no phone with her and they didn't let women in so all she could do is wait

Does the fbi really make these threads though?

Geez I really I to do this again, don't I?
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCHES SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCHES SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCHES SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCHES SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
>>YOU FUCKWHORE MOUTHBITCHES SHOULD CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THIS FBI THREAD DIE!!!!
DO IT!

full house checked

Nah, she didn't, though her "punishments" (i.e. psychotic episodes - the result of her fantasy of a perfect son/white knight not materializing) were almost like sexual domination.

She had taken away my cellphone, so I retaliated and found all sorts of proof.

My family has a plantation that used to have over 100 black slaves. Nowadays we just use mexicans, Cheaper and complain less.

A good portion of them. All these fucking retards linked to not only their static IP just need a little reminder that this fucking shitboard hasa long become fed infested. Every halfway decent oldfaq and ppl who like to keep their privacy private while shitposting or discussing more serious matters wandered off to baphomet years ago exactly because of that. You might wanna think of this situation especially on Sup Forums or when telling your "secrets" in an open traceable place like this.

Was she attractive?

How many guys did she end up fucking?

Grandpa fucked the maid when he was younger
She got paided good money so she kept her mouth shut
Also got fired from her job

Full house again. This is now a get thread. And I don't even care about this fucking dubz-trip shit, so go suck a monkey dick. So you like DUBZ? Welcome to gambling addiction bitches...

Nah, just your typical WASP housewife.

Don't have a number, user.

Then roll away monica (or whatever black people say to each other)

Thoughts on this?

You cant prove anything feds..come at me bro

Also I lost my wallet the other day and three cops cars came to drop it off...thoughts??

Taboos are fun, but I base my domination over women on consent. I want them to want what I'm doing to them.

Also, siblings are way too close genetically.

i´am anonymous

Dude that was married to my aunt. DUI on a riding lawnmower...

If the feds are really making these threads, there's something inherently fucked up in the people who work for the federal government.

As in, mentally fucked up. I suspect some perverse voyeur fetish? Or a need to remind themselves they are normal and/or in control over the population, by witnessing the problems in the upbringing of civilians?

>Cops thinking.
I think I said I before but... gough fuck yourself fuck you mongoloid bitchwhores burn in your own shit I'm off. Beating this thing into every fucking asshole every day is not worth it, so I won't even start with it. And every day new fagbustards would join and spew the same shit all over again so fuck you.

I murdered an inmate. I am a prison guard

uncle is a pedo
it came out in a huge mess and broke my family in half. everyone is still ignoring the fact that he is a pedo.

When I was 8, I rolled a small boulder off a cliff in Utah.
Struck a little girl on the head, about 80 feet below.
Head came apart like a pumpkin. Brains.
Family never spoke about it again, except one, I was on vacation throwing rocks into a river and people were around.
My dad said "remember what happened the last time your were throwing rocks?"
Still sends chills down my spine.

your cousin was severely abused bro, thats why she did it to you.

Whatever. Just don't directly admit to anything prosecutable. We all have LOTS of secrets.

i love when some completely black and white horrible thing happens and members of family still defend the subhuman scum to the point of ruining any sort of healing process forever.

seriously people no one in any family is special for just being in that family, theyre just fucking assholes like everybody else.

My wife and family came home early, caught me getting my ass pounded and me sucking off my friends at the same time. No one talks about it though

vanessa maldonad

He just keeps shitposting sir.

lol you should see how fucking bitter everyone is.

>be my teenage grandfather
>have older brother
>very good relations between them
>brother was also a pilot
>one day, brother is about to fly with his small plane
>my grandfather joined
>have to manually push the front rotor to start it up
>he pushes it and trips
>falls into the rotor head first
>blood and brains fly all over the place
>my grandfather witnessed it
>becomes severely depressed, he lost his brother and best friend
>war happens
>he flees to my current country, starts working as mechanic
>becomes alcoholic, still depressed as fuck
>meets my grandmother, still depressed
>gets three kids with her, oldest being my mother
>not long afterwards he starts torturing them mentally and physically, likely due to his trauma and depression
>makes my mother take care of her younger sisters from age 12
>mom meets my dad
>gets a kid, me
>mom and dad separates
>mom becomes semi-mentally ill (unstable, maybe?)
>gets new husband and new kid, my half-brother
>mom subjects us both to mild mental and physical torture (my dad knows this and supports me) although my brother developed severe social anxiety and is very indifferent towards many things.
>mom and new husband separates
>I'm 18, currently living with my mom and my brother

And here I am. It's a shame what happened to my grandfather's brother, it probably started all this. I need to be for my brother what my father is for me.

Thank you for reading.

Thats what you think..

I knew the raptor fences should have had a power fallback but decided to save the generator money.

Well I couldnt stop, we kept going

the 2nd question escalated quickly

My cousins was molested by my grandmas new husband. he was like 7 at the time his sister was 5. when my cousin was like 16 he molested my sister who was 10. when he was about 23 he molested me when i was 5.

ive only told my sister and she told me what happened to him. when it came out about what happened to him and his sister with my grandmas husband she refused to believe him apparently. I wasnt even born when all that went down.

see him at family things and hate his guts but pretend nothing happened. i dont know why.

My aunt is a tweaker, my dead grandma was a prostitute, my parents are alcoholics, my sister is crazy and I'm a borderline psychopath.

basically my situation also. except dont know what started it.

you dont neet to be anything, that is what you are choosing to be.

my choice is abandon my family and try to make a new living for myself. if i find success i will come back and try to help them any way i can. but im putting myself first as its the only thing that calms my existential anxiety.

Your family actually seems cool..
Oh thats just user being a faggot..nothin new I guess.

WHERE IS SHE TELL ME WHERE IS SHE

I am a good honest man living with a good honest family nothing to see here move along.

>based on things they've said
like what? tell us user, this is interesting. also how old are you?

and you didnt fucked their shit up?

My dad is gay and blames my mom for it (she had cervical cancer and couldn't fuck for a long time due to complications). He fucked around with an obese guy that was one of my brother's high school friends (he wasn't obese back then, now he's a neckbeard). My parents are still together, but they sleep in separate bedrooms and are not intimate.