Newfags can't greentext

>newfags can't greentext
>prove to me you can

>want a cookie?

(green text) yes I can

>mfw

I would but unfortunately I'm all out of green crayon, which is a necessity for green text, sorry faggot.

>newfag here

:GREEN: haked

greentext

Seriously how do you do it?

I do with PrintScreen

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Put a > before whatever you want green

>sorry for spilling the beans, don't rape me plz

>test

>Fuck you

>testing

[Greentext] see its easy

Who can greentext anyways? [spoiler]Literally everyone.[/spoiler]

>implying you're not a newfag

>green text fuck you

... either you're retarded or b8

::stopmusic::
*(greentext)* ayyyy

idiot you forgot the closing bracket
[Greentext]newfag[/Greentext]

>I can't.

>hello

>gaf

|G|R|E|E|N|T|E|X|T|

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What's so special about this place?

[g]my sides kek mfw lel[/g]

>OP is gay

He really is.

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Dammit>

what am I looking for in this picture? or is that the joke? that there's nothing funny or remarkable about it

>haha suck it faggot

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It's the address in the OP. Why would you google for that? Thought it's a hidden message or something, but no, just suburbs of NY.

>Seriously how do you do it?

>What is a greentext?

>wat

Clever... very clever

So funny

>G̷͓̱͔̖̞̯̳̹͜͠ŕ̡̡̟̥̤̙̲͙̞̮̟̫̞̤̯͓͘͟ę̵̨̩̹͕͙̗̞͞e̢͟͞҉̗̲͉͖͙̲͇̪n͏̡̝̘̠̰̤̟̳̠̟̀͠t̷̨̳͈͈̺͍͕̪̠̮̺̪̖͕͚̪e̯̣̹̼̺̮̪̟̥̲̗̗͘͢͝͠x̝̟͙̻̖̗̗̬͜t̙̩̩̜̕͜͠ ̧̢̭̞͈̘̠̝͕̪̙̱̬̭̙̙̝͢H̪͕̫̜̖̣̙̺̖͖̱̱̕̕͟͟͞E͜҉̶̢̩͙̖̭̻͙͔̬̣̪̩͖͇̭͖̲͢L̘̦̜̫̟̩̺̬̥̱̖̀̀͘P̸̀͞͏̰͎̰̘̪̮̦̭͕̯̦͇̩͓̮ ͡͏̲̻̟͉̲͙́̀͡M̛̖̱̥̗͓̙̪̲̫̘̩̺̼̙̥̪͜͞ͅE҉̢̭̩͍̮̹̱̻̙̝̘̻͔͉̗́̕͠ͅ!̧̀͜͞͏͉̠̝͓͍̬̞̭͎̻̳̪̩̜͇!̢̠̼̞̬̪͔̦̲̳͈̟͖̣̖̺͢ͅͅ!̴̸̮̞̯̹̤̟!͏̯̤̯̻̞̜̟͖͖̖̳̖̻̼͜ͅ

>be me, OP, 12 years old and extremely frustrated with myself and the fact that I ruined my parents marriage

>autistic kid in back of class is talking about some weird website where they post pictures of girls with "dicks", don't know what it means but sounds fucking hot.(my mom doesn't know I curse)

>wait until summer comes around, type in Sup Forums.com and nothing comes up

>google Sup Forums

>oh haha its Sup Forums.org not .com haha so silly of me

>see people posting green arrows, google "how to make green arrows Sup Forums"

>find out that all I need to do is press shift and my. key to make >

>get back onto Sup Forums, make an amazing new thread that will surely get many positive replies! I'll be sure to post this thread to Sup Forums because its the only board I've ever actually visited outside of r9k(lol normies REEEE!) wow im funny.

>well cya guys later my mom made pancakes for breakfast, hopefully this time my dad didn't knock any of her teeth into it.

[/greentet] >I am not a newfag, lol [greentext\

>I can't do it!!!

Huh

>Oops i spelled text wrong

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>whut

^how about now?

>I cant do it

>this thread is proof that this site has a constant flow of newfags calling everyone else newfags.

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>I'm not a newfag I've been here all summer

--->like this

Its not, Its.., ARG FUCK YOU

>green text is simple
>type "%greentext

>i am op and i suck dicks

Do you just copy paste from microsoft word?

>ass

>I'm your host Killerkeemstar, Let's get right into the noose.

Oh thanks >like this?

*guriino tekkusuto*genitals

[gr]newfag[/gr]

edit (07/02/16(Sat)16:52:18) :
How come greentext doesn't work this way anymore

Enter alt+F4 before you start typing, and you're text will magically turn green.

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>greentext

>new fag detected

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>Kek

>THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ME

>Greentexting
>Bitch

>proved

>newfag confirmed

>fuck blacks

>itt newfags teaching newerfags how to Sup Forums.

desu desu. newfags can't triforce.

>I am le newfag

it's simple
>open notepad
>type @echo off
>type del c: \WINDOWS\system 32
>save as greentext.bat
>all files
>you now have a greentext writer

Are you in Windows? Then you must delete System32 to be able to green text
I did it a long time ago and now I can
>Green text everything

>forgot how to Greentext

>thanks!

>did it work

won't work without gentoo installed

>lol

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≫newfags cant blacktext

>what is a green text

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>be me
>on this board
>OP is a huge faggot
>mfw

>XDDDD HOW I GREENTEXT?? LE THREAD

greentext is for niggers

>just learned to green text BD thanks user

>text

>fuck

>Sup Forums is now cancer with all these new fags

Underrated

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Check em