Sup Sup Forums I am 25 and I FUCKING FINALLY got my own apartment (600 square feet with one bedroom, small balcony)

Sup Sup Forums I am 25 and I FUCKING FINALLY got my own apartment (600 square feet with one bedroom, small balcony)

What is the first thing I should do? I mean, anything is possible. Give me ideas

trips or 69 decides

Shit on the bedroom floor

dont do fast food or drugs on the premesis and keep it clean

Move back in with your parents and never post on Sup Forums again

I'm going to bed everyone roll for me if I dont get the get of the got

What a waste of dubs

Roll

u mean 60 sqm right? not 600

Kek

Roll

Take a shit off of your balcony.

You should probably double check the itinerary against the quality of the furnishings and contact your landlord about any discrepancies.

First thing I ate was a pizza and smoked from a bong. sorry. i bought a vacuum cleaner though

nice dubs now fuck off back to bed with your stupid advice

Jump from the balcony

sqf not sqm aka not 60 but 600

partaayyy

Go to bar
Talk to girls
Drink beer
"U waana go back to my place/drink more"
Fuck brain out

Fuck you queer ile lurk in my sleep, kys with your shitty thread

Reroll

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WASTE

Take a shit off the balcony, record it, post it on Sup Forums

hahaha well then in that case more bongs and pizza

>trips or 69

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS THREAD

Another waste

...

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set up a craiglist add for a fat orgy at your house. you wont

lmao giving dating advice on Sup Forums

On neighbor.
and rr

reroll

Roam around naked, shit in shower freely and step on it to wash it down. Drink and smoke pot, get wimen over dere and strip their clothes off, the usual son.

really?
RR

Order prostitutes and post them on Sup Forums :^)

Alright... the chances...
RR

rolling

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the first thing I did was to find any object the previous owner left behind and inserted into my ass. luckily for me, a thin white vase was forgotten. i threw it away later

Don't buy anything expensive, save for a house you poor FUCK.

do a barrel roll lol

Neckbeard detected
Lol """"dating""""

Op moved out of his mothers house..

Rolley

OP is the hero Sup Forums deserves

Boys... he actually did it

laughed way too hard at this

Rolling

the fuck u call it then? "opposite sex meeting" lol you the fag fam

Rererolling

Drink a glass of water.

>lol you the fag fam
>fag fam

Wag wan mon?

roll

If more dubs OP kills self in new apt.

Jump off the balcony

I call it trying to get laid. Taking a drunk girl home
Lol we're"""""""" dating""""""""" ;p

ReeeeeeeeeROLL

Holy shit

>Lol we're"""""""" dating""""""""" ;p

Yo tbh fam, this ain't the Facebook, please don't talk like that

kek

trips checked

Is summer over yet... Jesus Christ help us all.
Go outside. Before you know it you'll have spent your whole summer on the pc. Don't let the days go by, listerine