Sup Sup Forums I am 25 and I FUCKING FINALLY got my own apartment (600 square feet with one bedroom, small balcony)
What is the first thing I should do? I mean, anything is possible. Give me ideas
trips or 69 decides
Sup Sup Forums I am 25 and I FUCKING FINALLY got my own apartment (600 square feet with one bedroom, small balcony)
What is the first thing I should do? I mean, anything is possible. Give me ideas
trips or 69 decides
Shit on the bedroom floor
dont do fast food or drugs on the premesis and keep it clean
Move back in with your parents and never post on Sup Forums again
I'm going to bed everyone roll for me if I dont get the get of the got
What a waste of dubs
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u mean 60 sqm right? not 600
Kek
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Take a shit off of your balcony.
You should probably double check the itinerary against the quality of the furnishings and contact your landlord about any discrepancies.
First thing I ate was a pizza and smoked from a bong. sorry. i bought a vacuum cleaner though
nice dubs now fuck off back to bed with your stupid advice
Jump from the balcony
sqf not sqm aka not 60 but 600
partaayyy
Go to bar
Talk to girls
Drink beer
"U waana go back to my place/drink more"
Fuck brain out
Fuck you queer ile lurk in my sleep, kys with your shitty thread
Reroll
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WASTE
Take a shit off the balcony, record it, post it on Sup Forums
hahaha well then in that case more bongs and pizza
>trips or 69
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS THREAD
Another waste
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set up a craiglist add for a fat orgy at your house. you wont
lmao giving dating advice on Sup Forums
On neighbor.
and rr
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Roam around naked, shit in shower freely and step on it to wash it down. Drink and smoke pot, get wimen over dere and strip their clothes off, the usual son.
really?
RR
Order prostitutes and post them on Sup Forums :^)
Alright... the chances...
RR
rolling
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the first thing I did was to find any object the previous owner left behind and inserted into my ass. luckily for me, a thin white vase was forgotten. i threw it away later
Don't buy anything expensive, save for a house you poor FUCK.
do a barrel roll lol
Neckbeard detected
Lol """"dating""""
Op moved out of his mothers house..
Rolley
OP is the hero Sup Forums deserves
Boys... he actually did it
laughed way too hard at this
Rolling
the fuck u call it then? "opposite sex meeting" lol you the fag fam
Rererolling
Drink a glass of water.
>lol you the fag fam
>fag fam
Wag wan mon?
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If more dubs OP kills self in new apt.
Jump off the balcony
I call it trying to get laid. Taking a drunk girl home
Lol we're"""""""" dating""""""""" ;p
ReeeeeeeeeROLL
Holy shit
>Lol we're"""""""" dating""""""""" ;p
Yo tbh fam, this ain't the Facebook, please don't talk like that
kek
trips checked
Is summer over yet... Jesus Christ help us all.
Go outside. Before you know it you'll have spent your whole summer on the pc. Don't let the days go by, listerine