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post-uni life edition

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Licking of the balls feels good. Sucking us awful

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>shaving

Enjoy them rashes my family member, the fucking state of you

alone

screaming

>graduate who moved to london.jpg

NOTHING better in life than having a girl suck your balls while wanking you off desu

could be worse

>getting shaving rashes
you're doing it wrong

Been doing it for years. Never been an issue

Time for a drinkypoo

have enough trouble getting girls mouths on my lips let alone my balls

ayo old chaps

say we pop down to the pub for a pint eh

well I've only licked out one girl and she's been way too salty and the odour wasn't fab
also, she had long, dark hairs near her arse which was also offputting
she shaved her pussy but didn't get other bits and I felt too polite to mention the unshaved hairs

don't hit on me silly boys ~~

Hikikomori's are real

i find it more enjoyable to post on the chon

take a razor to it

In the future everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes

this
when a girl puts them all in her mouth and lightly fondles them with her tongue is good but VERY delicate

...

>licking a girls fanny
beta faggots

>wanting an actual neckbeard
bit of a disgrace tbqh

just got my partial transcript from my semester in the US lads

holy fuck they are easy markers

not a good beer, would rather drink a mass produced lager ;^)

getting your balls sucked is very uncomfortable though and girls usually wank your cock way too hard

ayy bby

Sounds a lot like communism

Who wants to see the results of a CT scan they did on me old gut this summer lmao

Once I heard that the World's Strongest Man was coming to Stoke my heart started racing. I had longed for this moment from as far back as I can remember.

The events tomorrow include the famous 'atlas stones', where contestants place stones from 100kg to 160kg onto plinths in a race against each other.

I've blagged a job as a marshal, guiding people in and out of the car parks. At precisely 13:24, I will make my way to the atlas stone arena where the men will be preparing. Terry Hollands is likely to lift the 160kg so I'll be positioned on his side of the arena. As he progresses through the varying weights I will slowly expose my nads, covering them with my hands until Terry approaches the final plinth with the 160kg stone. As he nears, I'll run to the plinth, splay my nads over surface where he'll drop the stone, splattering them into oblivion and sending me into blissful heaven.

I got my first kiss three days before my 18th and it was a "birthday present"

hello m'lady

how art thou?

if everyone is famous, then no one is

will get stubbly though baka, just trim it atm. It's not a lot of it desu, just annoying. Need some salon gyal to laser it off haha

Which skool la

if only they knew the pain...

>complaint abdominal pain
>diagnosis abdominal pain

ah yes, the world famous NHS

...

doxxed

(i work as a doctor)

dont care

Saw yesterday my toenails needed a trimmed, remember cutting them last night

Just looked down and they're still the same length, think i must have dreamed cutting my toenails aha

i always just shave it and it doesn't get stubbly

not too sure how you can hack an election

Upenn

Eat that pussy like a Fred Perry wearing sociology student eats Nando's chicken family #bars

>and it was a "birthday present"
by whom?
did she know it was your first?
how has your kissing life been since?

Knighthood 2017, lads..

the ""russians"" ""hacked"" it by ""allegedly"" releasing those DNC files that exposed how shitty the DNC is, then against if the RNC was leaked something similar would have happened

hits home too hard, delete this one

>sun up not long past 4

i was actually diagnosed with the very early stages of alcoholic liver disease mr smarty pants

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had a dream that slavoj zizek married a pornstar and did a porno. While his oily, veiny knob pumped in and out of his wifes arsehole on camera he was speaking about how we're all ideological perverts and then i was the cameraman in the scene

online program?

does ananas belong to a pizza?

enjoy them rasheeds my family member, the fucking islamic state of you

apply yourself

Who /illegalstuff/ here?

you can't
the media is full of shit
the reality is "someone" but probably russians leaked a lot of very nasty things that Hillary and her ilk were caught up in that made them look bad

apparently this is cheating to reveal sinister activity by a candidate to the public

Yeah obviously varies depending on grooming, hygiene, diet, hormones and genetics lad.

Don't throw around generalisations off one piece of evidence hehe

how are you still this bluepilled?
they've literally posted proof of fancy bears involvement in the public domain

Did ya get your MRCP done la?

>stuposting at this hour
state of you

older sister (25) is at home over christmas and our parents went out for a meal last night so i (20) was left alone with her

we got a bit drunk and i ended up rubbing massage butter into her legs and stomach

fucking hell lads i wanted to shag her so bad

youtube.com/watch?v=1-Mjw96lYgU

wtf I hate grime now

how dum r u

You should have mentioned you were in Philly so I could come heem you

The media is doing it in a way that makes the public think that Russia interfered with the number of votes or something, when in reality it was just them releasing the emails/files exposing Hillary

wew lad

take it to /r/incest lad so i can upvote you

you call that a knife?
this, is a knife

yeah the fatty sparing wasn't a tumour or abcess or anything to worry about. and my pancreas and shit were totally fine. that was like july and i stopped drinking soon after and now my liver's pretty much good as new

Just fuck my shit up lads

what the fuck

bet youre a southerner

the gf (me in the reflection taking the pic)

proofs??

No i mean i went there first semester this year (yank second semester)

Already knew my results months ago but I got the official transcript (statement of results on officianado paper) mailed to me just before christmas

girl I was friends with at the time
yes, she said it was painfully obvious that I was a virgin
only kissed her so meh

Got that two fade line

looool he did a right number on you mate

yeh northerner would use margarine.

doubt it

source?

Wahey!

could 1 up you but i really cba

shrieking

thats a man baby

sean is that you?

might as well have that middle bit taken off as well

how did you end up rubbing butter on her?

wew lad more details

HOWLING

may I see the feminine penis mistress?

>I can never have something like this
i fucking hate my parents for putting me here

hahaha what the fuck mate

better hide that shit somehow

meme knife

that's because you can't mate haha