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Licking of the balls feels good. Sucking us awful
>shaving
Enjoy them rashes my family member, the fucking state of you
alone
screaming
>graduate who moved to london.jpg
NOTHING better in life than having a girl suck your balls while wanking you off desu
could be worse
>getting shaving rashes
you're doing it wrong
Been doing it for years. Never been an issue
Time for a drinkypoo
have enough trouble getting girls mouths on my lips let alone my balls
ayo old chaps
say we pop down to the pub for a pint eh
well I've only licked out one girl and she's been way too salty and the odour wasn't fab
also, she had long, dark hairs near her arse which was also offputting
she shaved her pussy but didn't get other bits and I felt too polite to mention the unshaved hairs
don't hit on me silly boys ~~
Hikikomori's are real
i find it more enjoyable to post on the chon
take a razor to it
In the future everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes
this
when a girl puts them all in her mouth and lightly fondles them with her tongue is good but VERY delicate
...
>licking a girls fanny
beta faggots
>wanting an actual neckbeard
bit of a disgrace tbqh
just got my partial transcript from my semester in the US lads
holy fuck they are easy markers
not a good beer, would rather drink a mass produced lager ;^)
getting your balls sucked is very uncomfortable though and girls usually wank your cock way too hard
ayy bby
Sounds a lot like communism
Who wants to see the results of a CT scan they did on me old gut this summer lmao
Once I heard that the World's Strongest Man was coming to Stoke my heart started racing. I had longed for this moment from as far back as I can remember.
The events tomorrow include the famous 'atlas stones', where contestants place stones from 100kg to 160kg onto plinths in a race against each other.
I've blagged a job as a marshal, guiding people in and out of the car parks. At precisely 13:24, I will make my way to the atlas stone arena where the men will be preparing. Terry Hollands is likely to lift the 160kg so I'll be positioned on his side of the arena. As he progresses through the varying weights I will slowly expose my nads, covering them with my hands until Terry approaches the final plinth with the 160kg stone. As he nears, I'll run to the plinth, splay my nads over surface where he'll drop the stone, splattering them into oblivion and sending me into blissful heaven.
I got my first kiss three days before my 18th and it was a "birthday present"
hello m'lady
how art thou?
if everyone is famous, then no one is
will get stubbly though baka, just trim it atm. It's not a lot of it desu, just annoying. Need some salon gyal to laser it off haha
Which skool la
if only they knew the pain...
>complaint abdominal pain
>diagnosis abdominal pain
ah yes, the world famous NHS
...
doxxed
(i work as a doctor)
dont care
Saw yesterday my toenails needed a trimmed, remember cutting them last night
Just looked down and they're still the same length, think i must have dreamed cutting my toenails aha
i always just shave it and it doesn't get stubbly
not too sure how you can hack an election
Upenn
Eat that pussy like a Fred Perry wearing sociology student eats Nando's chicken family #bars
>and it was a "birthday present"
by whom?
did she know it was your first?
how has your kissing life been since?
Knighthood 2017, lads..
the ""russians"" ""hacked"" it by ""allegedly"" releasing those DNC files that exposed how shitty the DNC is, then against if the RNC was leaked something similar would have happened
hits home too hard, delete this one
>sun up not long past 4
i was actually diagnosed with the very early stages of alcoholic liver disease mr smarty pants
...
had a dream that slavoj zizek married a pornstar and did a porno. While his oily, veiny knob pumped in and out of his wifes arsehole on camera he was speaking about how we're all ideological perverts and then i was the cameraman in the scene
online program?
does ananas belong to a pizza?
enjoy them rasheeds my family member, the fucking islamic state of you
apply yourself
Who /illegalstuff/ here?
you can't
the media is full of shit
the reality is "someone" but probably russians leaked a lot of very nasty things that Hillary and her ilk were caught up in that made them look bad
apparently this is cheating to reveal sinister activity by a candidate to the public
Yeah obviously varies depending on grooming, hygiene, diet, hormones and genetics lad.
Don't throw around generalisations off one piece of evidence hehe
how are you still this bluepilled?
they've literally posted proof of fancy bears involvement in the public domain
Did ya get your MRCP done la?
>stuposting at this hour
state of you
older sister (25) is at home over christmas and our parents went out for a meal last night so i (20) was left alone with her
we got a bit drunk and i ended up rubbing massage butter into her legs and stomach
fucking hell lads i wanted to shag her so bad
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wtf I hate grime now
how dum r u
You should have mentioned you were in Philly so I could come heem you
The media is doing it in a way that makes the public think that Russia interfered with the number of votes or something, when in reality it was just them releasing the emails/files exposing Hillary
wew lad
take it to /r/incest lad so i can upvote you
you call that a knife?
this, is a knife
yeah the fatty sparing wasn't a tumour or abcess or anything to worry about. and my pancreas and shit were totally fine. that was like july and i stopped drinking soon after and now my liver's pretty much good as new
Just fuck my shit up lads
what the fuck
bet youre a southerner
the gf (me in the reflection taking the pic)
proofs??
No i mean i went there first semester this year (yank second semester)
Already knew my results months ago but I got the official transcript (statement of results on officianado paper) mailed to me just before christmas
girl I was friends with at the time
yes, she said it was painfully obvious that I was a virgin
only kissed her so meh
Got that two fade line
looool he did a right number on you mate
yeh northerner would use margarine.
doubt it
source?
Wahey!
could 1 up you but i really cba
shrieking
thats a man baby
sean is that you?
might as well have that middle bit taken off as well
how did you end up rubbing butter on her?
wew lad more details
HOWLING
may I see the feminine penis mistress?
>I can never have something like this
i fucking hate my parents for putting me here
hahaha what the fuck mate
better hide that shit somehow
meme knife
that's because you can't mate haha