Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

A movie never made me cry

I once got dubs

I went to the cinema alone and sat between two couples.

I brought my own soap and showercap to the cinema showers

Were you armed?

When I poop, I drop down into the bowl a bit so the poo touches my butt cheeks

Which one?

I sit in the first row

>and text the entire time

I sat through that stit fest that was bvs

I ordered extra butter on my popcorn at the movies... without any salt!

Mom's gonna freak.

I watched the whole of the recent fantastic four movie

I don't care for dogs

I'm so tough that I fantasize about qt girls beating me up and forcing me to do things

I eat my crab legs in the theater without cracking them open first

I watched an entire episode of ALF without killing myself!

Okay Okay you got me... I only got through about 10 minutes but still, you gotta admit that's pretty fucking tough.

God damn let this man in

I went into the cinema showers with my anvil

I crashed a plane once... with not survivors!

Pretty tough

HOLY FUCK

oh yeah, well I once shot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

How tough am I? I am CIA

I also crashed a plane

>I'm the only survivor

There once was a man from Nantucket
He had a sex bot but a black guy cucked it
He reprogrammed the robot to become a death bot
And even then I fucked it

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