Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
A movie never made me cry
I once got dubs
I went to the cinema alone and sat between two couples.
I brought my own soap and showercap to the cinema showers
Were you armed?
When I poop, I drop down into the bowl a bit so the poo touches my butt cheeks
Which one?
I sit in the first row
>and text the entire time
I sat through that stit fest that was bvs
I ordered extra butter on my popcorn at the movies... without any salt!
Mom's gonna freak.
I watched the whole of the recent fantastic four movie
I don't care for dogs
I'm so tough that I fantasize about qt girls beating me up and forcing me to do things
I eat my crab legs in the theater without cracking them open first
I watched an entire episode of ALF without killing myself!
Okay Okay you got me... I only got through about 10 minutes but still, you gotta admit that's pretty fucking tough.
God damn let this man in
I went into the cinema showers with my anvil
I crashed a plane once... with not survivors!
Pretty tough
HOLY FUCK
oh yeah, well I once shot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
How tough am I? I am CIA
I also crashed a plane
>I'm the only survivor
There once was a man from Nantucket
He had a sex bot but a black guy cucked it
He reprogrammed the robot to become a death bot
And even then I fucked it
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