Alright guys

Alright guys,

My friend bought this and thought it was weed but I'm 99% sure that is not.

It's just dried leaves imo
What do you think Sup Forums ?

Dried leaves

Looks like dry brussels sprouts.

But I'm not a junkie, so what do I know.

>kek that looks like dried up brussel sprouts

thats fucking produce OP how old are you

This, my friend, is salad

top kek

Doesn't look like weed but surely you would know by the smell?

yea I think those are brussel sprouts

Its not weed, like not even the shittiest africa weed.

Its some random ass leaves they dried, he got scammed.

This has to be bait

smoke it on cam faggot.

Weed...
>Junkie.
Stfu

OP here

Friend told me it smells like dried grass.

what the fuck is that it dont look like weed

Haha dude I bet you're just saying your friend bought it to cover up your own inability to get and use drugs.

P.S.
How's your summer treating you, OP?

that's cause someone balled up oak leaves and dried them

Your friend is a fucking retard

Sounds like I hit a nerve, junkie.

his "friend"

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brussel sprouts.

there is only one way to find out
pack a big nug into the bong and rip it nigga

Yeah, that ain't weed

OP here

I only buy the weed that my dealer grow at his place so if my friend is stupid enough to buy bullshit from a random faggot that's his problem

no you sound stupid bro

green is green, just smoke it you pussy

All of my keks

Dude.... Why are you telling people I grow weed at my crib? And why can't you use proper grammer? My bud(that I don't grow at my house) must be wrecking your mind breh.

"your friend" got scammed

I've never injected any marijuanas but I'm pretty that's weed

Looks like some str8 flame OP, your friend scored

If you smoke weed and have to even question for a second that pic related is weed you should stop now.

Kalenuggets

Can we get more pictures?
It's probably not pot, but it might just be badly trimmed.
Pull some out, crack it open and look inside. Post pic 2 plz.

Hey OP, not the DEA here. What's your dealer's digits and address, home dawg? Me and my Bros are trying to get lifted and feel a sense of euphoria.

>dankest keenwa ever

>I'm pretty that's weed

hahaha look at this moron

I swear to god I smell that shit from here! Nice fucking pick up! Where are you guys located? I need to know where i can score some shit like that.

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Sounds like it sucks to be a degenerate.

Those look like hops, which are used to brew beer. Do they smell like dope?

meet me behind grub's tavern... ill hook u up m8

i really hope this is a joke OP. Either way, funny as hell.

Shit looks dank as fuck fam. Probably some fine ass medical grade or bomb ass dro. Peep all the crystals, str8 sticky icky dude

post some more pics we want to be 100% sure your friend is a retard

Thats fucking kale i swear

No, it sucks to have people in this world as tightly wound as you. Maybe smoke one up and relax m8

>baby's first troll
They grow up so fast! :^)

>injected
Gary

Truuu

Reference to Tim and Eric? M'dude.

It's either some shitty really wet immature buds or something analogous to cabbage lmao can't tell for sure from the pic. But if it smells even slightly skunk-ish it's definitely weed OP...just really bad. Next time u are unsure about a dealer make sure he knows you have a gun and show it to him, he will immediately respect and hook u up

I just picked some dank ass fire from my dealer too
about to blaze this shit up

Here is it

it's like an acorn... taped to the bottom of my torso

kek

He is just insecure of where his life is going and when you mention weed as a junkie habit he gets defensive because it reminds him of the things that went wrong in his life.
Same thing happens with everyone else in this thread. Normal people dont care about weed threads as much but junkies and stoners do and they are all the same. Thats the reason you got so many angered replies.

Wow just wow.. How could you even consider that to be weed and pretend to have any real knowledge on what you're talking about.

Dunno why you think you need other people to tell you that you have some good bud there. Just smoke itttt

Thank you OP, no need for a YLYL thread today

I know, friend.

Doesn't make any less funnier to rustle their jimmies, though.

Ya.....don't smoke it. Not sure what that is.

so you are saying nobody who smokes weed is or will ever be successful?
i guess you consider yourself one of those "normal people" and we all know they are all super successful

Kek this is a weird ass joke but I like it

OP, my friend that is some dank 420 blazin

shredded oak leaves

>inflates ego by calling others degenerates and junkies
>"he is just insecure"

Kek

Wow just wow. A Sup Forumstard unfamiliar with troll faggotry

maybe dried seaweed lel

how much did you pay for it, OP?

If this gets you high, it's laced with synthetics that can probably also kill you. Have fun with your prohibition dope

never seen weed like that before,, idk what it is.

Oh dude he had a troll face in his post what a troll top kek best Sup Forums tard!

You don't smoke weed do you..

undrrtd cmmnt

I'v had some of this before, its fucking DANK. The strain is cabbage kush

100% not weed
there is no bud at all in that

You can lie to others retard but you cant lie to yourself

I'd suggest you make a nice salad out of this fucking SALAD.

Still doesnt look like weed but it could be a big ass untrimmed leaf throwing me off. Break a nugget open.

pics what a properly trimmed bud should look like

Thats not weed just switch to cocain its better anyways.

looks like leaves, just leaves. some can be smoked tho. bud is a flower, so the plant is full of leaves. if the plant is good, you will get a light high.

hahahah oh boy.

>4086038063
dont say i never gave you anything

>actually taking the time to write out that post instead of chilling and lighting up a joint instead
summers warm this year

Emptied out a duffle bag, got suitcases come on over lol

Your "friend" hates you

No sir I never want to get so crazy out of it that I put my baby brother in the microwave or whatever else it is that u drug fiends do. No thanks, Only good ol fashion PCP for me

Kek they did even try to use japanese maple leaves

Your right, just flush it.

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Whoever is selling this garbage is gonna get killed.

Your friend is retarded. Tell him that the people on the Internet said so. And why don't you hook him up with your dealer?

Lol so retarded, who the fuck forgot to dry them? Otherwise looks fire, I can see some crystals

Maybe give DMT a try sometime?

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Open one of those 'buds' up. It's possible it could be really shitty weed combined with shitty trimming.

Looks like hopps

looks like sprouts