Be Swedish

>Be Swedish
>Have a country of tall, beautiful, blond people who are almost all intelligent
>Have free universal education and healthcare
>Have an 85% English fluency level so everyone cans communicate internationally
>Have one of the only societies where socialism works
>Be a major world force in music, art, and science
>Have more than a thousand years of fascinating warrior history
>Have a country whose biggest problem is that too many people want to live in it
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM
youtube.com/watch?v=NcngqHwRheQ
thetoptens.com/countries-with-best-music/
taxfoundation.org/blog/how-scandinavian-countries-pay-their-government-spending
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Hmm.. maybe I won't kill myself today. Really made me think.

This is why I hate Swedes:
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>>Have one of the only societies where socialism works
They're not commies, burger.

> >Have one of the only societies where socialism works
facepalm.jpg

>beautiful people
>see OP's pic
Yeah right

yeah haha lol sweden =))) lmao HAHA swedes XDDDD hahahahah

Name one swedish band that is a worldwide succes (not abba)

>socialism works
American socialists are fucking cancer.

Swedes have embraced multicultural propaganda, Sweden is weak nation.

Swedish people are taxed to hell.
Socialism never works, trust me, my country was trying to achieve such bullshit since WW2 and it has never worked. EU is a new CCCP and is trying to achieve the same, which can never work in reality.

karltural marxism only works in Sweden because swedes people are white

According to Eurostat, in 2010, there were 1.33 million foreign-born residents in Sweden, corresponding to 14.3% of the total population. Of these, 859,000 (64.3%) were born outside the EU and 477,000 (35.7%) were born in another EU Member State.

Back into reality, today we are talking about 1 000 000 niggers ~ 15 % of Sweden, most living in metropolitan areas. Sweden is not white.

It is nice to see a Viking here.

>According to Eurostat, in 2010, there were 1.33 million foreign-born residents in Sweden, corresponding to 14.3% of the total population. Of these, 859,000 (64.3%) were born outside the EU and 477,000 (35.7%) were born in another EU Member State.

Source? This can't be right, especially in 2010..

>tfw no swedish gf

Here you go citizen of New Africa :
web.archive.org/web/20120128101046/http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/cache/ITY_OFFPUB/KS-SF-11-034/EN/KS-SF-11-034-EN.PDF

statistikdatabasen.scb.se/pxweb/sv/ssd/?rxid=dbc002fa-3a66-431b-88fc-dd665c4ca424

There must be really heavy propaganda in Swedish media, if you are not aware of facts and live there...

>Have free universal education and healthcare


>Free

Wew lad, I had no idea it was this bad in 2010 no less. They don't report things like this and I live kinda far removed from the really populated places.

Maybe time to start moving, 15% can change to maybe triple that in a generation for christ's sake.

video related
static.ylilauta.org/files/27/orig/om8pmi4f/ruotsi.mp4

Sweden: Most rapes in the world

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Ummm why did the men look more feminine than the actual women? Was is shot in a hipster part of the city?

Because women need to be strong to bear children and raise them.
Men are there for sexual pleasure, friendship, and intellectual debates.

Expect foreign born birth rate close to 3 and native birth rate decline below 1.5 in the next five years. The problem is, if birth rates in Europe were to decline by majority below 2, Europe could face same stagnation as Japan in the last 20 years, which is even worse disaster than turning Sweden into next Africa...

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>Be a major world force in music
You mean ABBA and Basshunter?

youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM


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youtube.com/watch?v=NcngqHwRheQ

Why not? It's time to get a new Furher to clean the mess in Europe.

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burzum?

>Socialism
It's social democracy, not socialism dumb amerishart

KALLES KAVIAR

norwegian
they're practically swedish though, and we have a lot of music being produced in sweden
thetoptens.com/countries-with-best-music/

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It's a socialism, socialism is a communism in reality, social democracy is a social construct that does not exist. Democracy is the worst government type of them all, read Pluto, Rousseau, get into game theory and you might comprehend it.

NOOOOORTHERN

>socialism is a communism in reality
t. autist with PHD in autism studies

Pretty sure socialism means no private property.

S A B A T O N

This is why refugees are taking over your shitty Marxist-loving shitholes.

>Swedish people and most of western Europe
still believe socialism is not based on communism, what a sad world we live in

Kio okazos tiun sabaton?

We need to eradicate socialism from this earth.

mi povas diri al vi

>We need to eradicate socialism from this earth. The free market and His invisible hand will provide.

in flames

Exactly! Those hard working middle class western Europeans actually believe their neo liberal ideology, what a bunch of dickheads! Just put those niggers and left wing propaganda into dog food and stop spamming shit, Barosso, Merkel, Juncker in the waste it goes...

>This is why refugees are taking over your shitty Marxist-loving shitholes.
t. autist

>still believe socialism is not based on communism, what a sad world we live in
t. autist

Post vocaroo

what are you doing in Ireland lad

>Nordic model
>socialism

Stop with this meme, please.

Nordic countries are some of the best countries for doing business and get easy credit, this is why they don't collapse like actual socialist countries such as Argentina or Venezuela. They just have high income taxes, but with a lower progressivity (more flat) than the ones in the USA, thus attracting foreign investors and incentivizing local rich people to pay the taxes in their own countries and not on tax havens. The Nordic countries are practically on the antipodes of an actual Socialist state.

taxfoundation.org/blog/how-scandinavian-countries-pay-their-government-spending

Christmas?

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>They just have high income taxes, but with a lower progressivity (more flat) than the ones in the USA, thus attracting foreign investors and incentivizing local rich people to pay the taxes in their own countries and not on tax havens

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alhamdulillah English kuffar have to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ abroad

>English

What is wrong with autism? Do you have a problem with it?

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varför får den här bilden mig att skratta VARJE GÅNG

THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS

THE NORMAL PEOPLE

Ludwig von Mises disagrees, abolish VAT, income taxation and social policy as such. The only service taxation needs to be spent on is infrastructure and security, leave the rest to the market. Would you rather live in a world where you own most of the world or in a world where most own most of the world? I think there is only one answer to that question if you have been born with balls, and that is to rule the world on your own, that's what motivates individuals, not to be same, to be better, it's called capitalism you dickheaded Keynesian!

the nordic model is a capitalist economy
in no way does it try to emulate a "socialist" economy like the communists tried

>Ludwig von Mises disagrees

The Nordic model is now closer to Ludwig von Mises thant to Karl Marx.

Stop the nordic countries socialist meme. Even countries like Ukraine are more socialist than Sweden in the sense of how much power has the state on any kind of private initiative.

I agree with what you say, but it was a random rant that didn't bring much to the discussion.

Because they are leftist (and stockholmers)

Leftist = weak
Stockholmers = faggots

> beautiful people
> major force in music, art and science

I don't think so Tim.

>t. spic

Bayta leftists?

Vänsterdrägg är i sin natur beta

we did it reddit

Half of pop music in America is made by Swedes.

>Have a country of tall, beautiful, blond people who are almost all intelligent
Swedes are no fairer or smarter than Europeans on average. They´re also not noticeably taller than Europeans on average. Hair color preference is just that, a preference.

>Have free universal education and healthcare
Paid for by absurd tax rates that cause capital flight and brain drain.
>Have an 85% English fluency level so everyone cans communicate internationally
Shitposting on Sup Forums does not a successful nation make.
>Have one of the only societies where socialism works
It only "works" because Nordic peoples are submissive, weak-willed, slack-jawed cuckolds; a lowly serf grows accustomed to his misery.
>Be a major world force in music, art, and science
They´re not as profilic as you think in any of the disciplines mentioned above.
>Have more than a thousand years of fascinating warrior history
Which culminates in a nanny state. The irony is staggering.
>Have a country whose biggest problem is that too many people want to live in it
Smart and wealthy people don´t hold Sweden in high regard.

t. saw a Swedish-sounding name mentioned on an album cover

That lovely Finnish jealousy/pettiness never gets old.

that was painful to watch

He's right though about every single thing he said. Doesn't mean this is a shit country but he's right nonetheless.

inshallah, Sweden is ours. my cousins there are already breeding nubile, blonde women

>import a bunch of ugly 3rd worlders who will destroy the system within 20 years
can't make this shit up either unfortunately

Meanwhile in Finland
Oh, sorry.

Meanwhile in Winland

>Meanwhile in Finland
What makes you think that I praise a carbon-copy of your country?

>2009
Wow, sure seems like intellectuals all over the world care a great deal about Finland.

Wow

Damn, seems like one is from 2016, and one is from 2009.

WOW.

backstreet boys

Texas/chile is right
F.y.i want to be our 51st state?

You know Einstein was an autist ?

nuh-uh Aynstone wuz black

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swedes have become cucks who get brainwashed by zod propaganda and therefore feel that they are part nazi and need to culturally enrich themselves which is invite millions of third world savage shit skins to rape swedens perfect women
if you want to take your country back for swedes you have to fight the zod and their army of shit skins
stay strong swedebro

Niceme.me

Don't care. They are still inferior to us.

I'm not the one to say this but have you seen their new shit?

They sold out like whoa

>Have a country of tall, beautiful, blond people who are almost all intelligent
More like a country of people easily brainwashed by cultural marxism
>Have an 85% English fluency level so everyone cans communicate internationally
No, it's more like they don't produce any culture so they feed themselves with american one, swedish LARP as american since the 80s, it's pretty cringe overall and that's why they are so enthusiast about multicuturalism, they think it is like on american TV
>Have one of the only societies where socialism works
More like one country where white genocide makes wonder (daily reminder that Sweden had no colonial Empre and was around 100% ethnic swede until the 80s, now they are just 80%)
>Have more than a thousand years of fascinating warrior history
"Fascinating" is a big word, viking achievements are pretty impressive (more their travel than their success on the battlefield) but everything coming after is meh compared to other european countries
>Have a country whose biggest problem is that too many people want to live in it
That's a nice way to say they are the european capital of rape and feminism madness + the fact they are importing low skilled muslim immigrants by ten of thousands who are at 60% unemployed.

Norway, despite being fucking socialist, are way more based than these disgusting cucks.

Kek, no it isn't, especially with automation coming and the fact all these people are worthless because they are basically unskilled and don't want to integrate.
We are importing civil war.