You have ONE thing to tell this man, what do you tell him?

You have ONE thing to tell this man, what do you tell him?

check these dubs

Yes you cum !

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Nice

My nipples look like Milk Duds.

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Thank you for such a great 8 years sir

Fuck yo couch nigga.

Thanks for the health care, bro.

Nigger

Oh shit nigger

Checked

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Take my bags to my suite boy!

dank

You mean thanks for the tripling of my deducible and doubling of my premium?

You have to go back.

Back of the bus nigger

Allahu Akbar

Trump 2016

I liked you in MIB and snakes on a plane

You should really reconsider not building the death star.

So, a bartender walks in to a bar... ah shit, im a shitty joke teller.

Parents should not be allowed to withhold their children from enrolling into school on time for any reason whatsoever. Make it happen, Barack.

We're you train wrong on purpose, as a joke? Is your name Wimp Lo?

Gun owners shouldn't be punished because of crimes involving guns. The real problem is elsewhere.

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thanks

How does it feel to know that you killed the same number of innocent civilians with drone strikes in the Yemen than civilians that were killed in the 9/11 attacks?

Thank you for your service.

"Goodbye."
Then I'd shoot him.

You're mixed race
(one parent was black one white)
People that call you the first black president can then also call you another white Christian president

The game.