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When you were partying I studied the bow edition

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karen

cara

azusa

*brings the mic closer*

Lights in chains

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

getting excited for tomorrow lads

>Sup Forums backed the most pro-Israel president in living memory
screeching

Edinburgh is literally the best place to live in the UK

>Inb4 insecure London cucks living in a shoe box who can't go to the pub because it's £9 a pint

Ok lads, how do I last longer in bed? Whenever I'm fucking I cum within 2 minutes, when getting sucked I last hours. I also seem to last longer without a condom for some reason

Have no reason to live

jesus christ that thing could rips your arms off

>cum within 2 minutes

that's normal

why la?

big night out with the lads

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what you lads doing for new years

3 months since I became NEET lads

I asked her out and she said no

>When you see a Frenchman acting like he's hot shit

But I want to make my gf cum from being fucked. I'm sure she gets bored of only cumming from me going down on her

3 years since we broke up lads
i still think about her literally every day

Mostly it's just getting comfortable with the girl. Just lengthen the session with fingering + oral, she'll enjoy that more anyways.

I don't regret it anymore because I got asked out by a different girl and we've been living together two years now.

nothing

im really an alright guy once you get to know me

drinking whisky alone in the dark

do lots of foreplay
go down on her before fucking her

Something wrong with those continentals, lads

So edge her before dipping your willy in her funpouch

and im sure it wouldn't interest
anybody
outside of a small circle of friends

any slags going to be there?

Half an hour till Potter Kino

...

Get her to suck you off first, this takes care of the issue of your bursting nuts. Then proceed to suck her off followed by a fuck session, you will do marvellously la. Just marvelous

house party waheyyy

I'm a real twat once you get to know me desu.

doing some mushrooms for nye lads

wtf i love valencia now!

probably
not really bothered about them though tbqh, just going for a good night x

feel like i would be one of those lads who either cums in 30 seconds or doesn't cum at all

That's you lost against Jeanne. She was no frenchman.

>Not watching the extended lotr Blu-rays for Christmas
Fucking spacker

I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said no

>dandruff
um.... no sweetie xxx

>tfw you never let anyone in close enough to know you

can i come?

family/friend party where I know I'll be bored

half tempted to stay home on the chon

That international pronounciation language is so stupid

LOTR is isn't as good as based potter desu

do you know what waiting for grades does to you?

I alternately think I've been expelled or that I've gotten amazing grades.

don't know what to believe.

Very good lad.

this is a gay party isn't it?

Probably be cropped to 16:9, fuck that

Once caught a mate out slagposting on Sup Forums while he was pretendng to be some lass from our secondary school

that prime rib burger i ate isn't setting well

hope i don't get mudbutt

>water with a straw

poseur

...

She was a witch and burned as such.

Ryan?

no

one good thing about yank unis is that most of your coursework is completed before the final exam, thus you pretty much know within a limited range what grade you're going to get

catalonia i think

Fʌk ɒf ju nɒns

why is it kino

goblet of fire is the best and thats aleady been on

howling

What does kino mean?

ye lol

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mandatory /brit/ viewing

the IRA and Sinn Fein are swarming with british informants

IRELAND BTFO

>goblet of fire is the best

You can't be serious

>goblet of fire is the best
hello rebbit

AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING

[WARNING]
good feels ahead
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>all sounds can be expressed through the english latin alphabet
ah yes... a runt

The Armenian genocide literally NEVER happened

No that's Valencia you mong kys

azkaban was the best

Ordering a chinky lads

What should I get? Thinking about deep fried shredded chicken in honey chilli sauce.

>you hear a loud thud as my willy flops on the table

hows about that then

why do i imagine every leaf poster to be of chinese descent

>watching Harry Potter
absolute reddit tier

bit mean

Na mate he doesn't go on Sup Forums and I dont really talk to him anymore but I saw the thread on Sup Forums and knew straight away

hope it's solid oak lad

how is it not

4>1>5>2>6>8>7>>>>>>>>>>haha go fuck yourself

>spies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chinese curry

sweet and sour
beef chow mein

why not?

Yeah that sounds good

>but trusting these companies and governments to have any noble aims in providing contests is asking for trouble.

this is my issue with every proposed 'fix': essentially means a government or corporation can decide what is true or not. that's worse than a portion of the population believing bush did 9/11 or podesta kidnapped madeline mccann

A FUCKING REAF

Why is this website so obsessed with reddit? I literally never hear it mentioned anywhere other than Sup Forums.

t. Mehmet Arslan

Oak is the most runt tier wood to have in your home

CB1 extra spicy, and hot and sour soup

does anyone have that list of female conversation topics the canadian posted? it was all plebby shite like game of thrones and coffee, gave me a good laugh it did.

right you are chum

I don't like it at all desu, just wanted to join in on the shitposting

>Not getting duck

McFucking kill yourself