When you were partying I studied the bow edition
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karen
cara
azusa
*brings the mic closer*
Lights in chains
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
getting excited for tomorrow lads
>Sup Forums backed the most pro-Israel president in living memory
screeching
Edinburgh is literally the best place to live in the UK
>Inb4 insecure London cucks living in a shoe box who can't go to the pub because it's £9 a pint
Ok lads, how do I last longer in bed? Whenever I'm fucking I cum within 2 minutes, when getting sucked I last hours. I also seem to last longer without a condom for some reason
Have no reason to live
jesus christ that thing could rips your arms off
>cum within 2 minutes
that's normal
why la?
big night out with the lads
what you lads doing for new years
3 months since I became NEET lads
I asked her out and she said no
>When you see a Frenchman acting like he's hot shit
But I want to make my gf cum from being fucked. I'm sure she gets bored of only cumming from me going down on her
3 years since we broke up lads
i still think about her literally every day
Mostly it's just getting comfortable with the girl. Just lengthen the session with fingering + oral, she'll enjoy that more anyways.
I don't regret it anymore because I got asked out by a different girl and we've been living together two years now.
nothing
im really an alright guy once you get to know me
drinking whisky alone in the dark
do lots of foreplay
go down on her before fucking her
Something wrong with those continentals, lads
So edge her before dipping your willy in her funpouch
and im sure it wouldn't interest
anybody
outside of a small circle of friends
any slags going to be there?
Half an hour till Potter Kino
...
Get her to suck you off first, this takes care of the issue of your bursting nuts. Then proceed to suck her off followed by a fuck session, you will do marvellously la. Just marvelous
house party waheyyy
I'm a real twat once you get to know me desu.
doing some mushrooms for nye lads
wtf i love valencia now!
probably
not really bothered about them though tbqh, just going for a good night x
feel like i would be one of those lads who either cums in 30 seconds or doesn't cum at all
That's you lost against Jeanne. She was no frenchman.
>Not watching the extended lotr Blu-rays for Christmas
Fucking spacker
I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said no
>dandruff
um.... no sweetie xxx
>tfw you never let anyone in close enough to know you
can i come?
family/friend party where I know I'll be bored
half tempted to stay home on the chon
That international pronounciation language is so stupid
LOTR is isn't as good as based potter desu
do you know what waiting for grades does to you?
I alternately think I've been expelled or that I've gotten amazing grades.
don't know what to believe.
Very good lad.
this is a gay party isn't it?
Probably be cropped to 16:9, fuck that
Once caught a mate out slagposting on Sup Forums while he was pretendng to be some lass from our secondary school
that prime rib burger i ate isn't setting well
hope i don't get mudbutt
>water with a straw
poseur
...
She was a witch and burned as such.
Ryan?
no
one good thing about yank unis is that most of your coursework is completed before the final exam, thus you pretty much know within a limited range what grade you're going to get
catalonia i think
Fʌk ɒf ju nɒns
why is it kino
goblet of fire is the best and thats aleady been on
howling
What does kino mean?
ye lol
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mandatory /brit/ viewing
the IRA and Sinn Fein are swarming with british informants
IRELAND BTFO
>goblet of fire is the best
You can't be serious
>goblet of fire is the best
hello rebbit
AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING
[WARNING]
good feels ahead
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>all sounds can be expressed through the english latin alphabet
ah yes... a runt
The Armenian genocide literally NEVER happened
No that's Valencia you mong kys
azkaban was the best
Ordering a chinky lads
What should I get? Thinking about deep fried shredded chicken in honey chilli sauce.
>you hear a loud thud as my willy flops on the table
hows about that then
why do i imagine every leaf poster to be of chinese descent
>watching Harry Potter
absolute reddit tier
bit mean
Na mate he doesn't go on Sup Forums and I dont really talk to him anymore but I saw the thread on Sup Forums and knew straight away
hope it's solid oak lad
how is it not
4>1>5>2>6>8>7>>>>>>>>>>haha go fuck yourself
>spies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chinese curry
sweet and sour
beef chow mein
why not?
Yeah that sounds good
>but trusting these companies and governments to have any noble aims in providing contests is asking for trouble.
this is my issue with every proposed 'fix': essentially means a government or corporation can decide what is true or not. that's worse than a portion of the population believing bush did 9/11 or podesta kidnapped madeline mccann
A FUCKING REAF
Why is this website so obsessed with reddit? I literally never hear it mentioned anywhere other than Sup Forums.
t. Mehmet Arslan
Oak is the most runt tier wood to have in your home
CB1 extra spicy, and hot and sour soup
does anyone have that list of female conversation topics the canadian posted? it was all plebby shite like game of thrones and coffee, gave me a good laugh it did.
right you are chum
I don't like it at all desu, just wanted to join in on the shitposting
>Not getting duck
McFucking kill yourself