Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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>claiming yume
Still here
What part? I mean erh clearly his amazing strong abs and is um strong arms and legs and uh his beautiful hair and his natural charisma and well his lustful aura you know because I ma a man who loves Dio and if given the chance i would totally do such unspeakable things to him.
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youtube.com
For you.
Moooo.
Ecstatic.
youtube.com
For you.
100% sure you've already seen it, but its still fun.
kagami claimed!!
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>infidel-curious
Hmm, that puts you pretty high on my hit list. Mind saving me some trouble and provide me witn your address? Thanks. Btw, I would like to see your attempt at drawing. Could be hilareous.
Dio-denial. Why don't you just admit your true passion for loli's undedeveloped youthful bodies. It's painful seeing you in such a state of denial.
I don't claim her, she claims me.
>Only because of my skills
>She'd probably laugh at me and break my neck in a heartbeat
>And I would willingly and gladly accept such execution
So, Ui, random question, but, fish and chips or pasta?
Hey, it's Chitoge again!
I'm in a line at AX as we speak
Definitely going to Hell for this claim
Terrifying.
>If you answer fish and chips you're a pleb
My internet is dead again
Unspeakable things?
How are you doing?
Busy at the moment, I will try tonight
And I live in the 2nd drunkest city in the us
Poor you
This makes me think nano might be best dancer.
Thank you.
How ecstatic has your day been for you today?
>if you answer pasta you're a certified pasta boy with no taste.
But how did post?
what happened konata???
dibs
Yes they're unspeakable so I wont speak of them, so stop asking questions.
Ill be back later, I'm going to go grab something to eat. Cya later friends!
It's shitposting time
Phone data
Check Facebook
See you there.
I felt like telling you about that one part but I felt it would be better left a surprise.
Good, not doing anything right now like always. How are you?
Biggest thing I've done was go looking for those videos and they've both made me pretty happy so pretty good so far. Oh there's also two new sets of Holstaur images on pixiv, both too lewd to post but they've also already made this a great day. How's yours been?
Bye Dayman.
source?
Mai's attitude is so sexy in this GIF.
>this IS what you wanted, right?
Boku no Pico.
Shiro claimed.
What are you getting?
>homuroll
hope it's good mami!! have fun!
~Awoo~
No fun
Grab me some pork
Yay! Shitposting!
What the hell am I listening too?
Skip ahead to either 8:20 or 11:04
youtu.be
Aki-Sora
roll
>Aki-Sora
Son of a bitch.
fish and chipsare a tasty snack, but I could go for a nice pasta is it's not too plain.
>some sort of happy medium between the two?
>I've never eaten/seen a fish pasta before
>texture of fish + pasta = ?
>maybe something crackery to add would make it better
to answer your question, fish and chips 1 - pasta 0
Wish I could watch on data :(
I want you
roll
My days a bit better hearing you're having a good time.
My day has been fairly neutral. Can't complain.
It always surprises me just how much of a sex object the big sister is.
Futa on futa isn't gay
Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
Cocks on cocks is gay
Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
The breasteses make it not gay
Hopefully nothing bad has happened.
Its Japan so what are you gonna do.
>rewatching anime on the rig
>fug it, watchan Nichijou
>1:01 into the first episode
>Hakase
And then I moved onto Nichibros.
Seriously. It's amazing how that one character is absolute SHIT and people like her.
I may be a lolicon, but I have fucking limits man.
Playing DnD
Also, my cardio is getting much better
>Cocks on cocks is hot
Fixed it
Well, the second song is titled "transvestites can be cannibals too"
Yeah but there's still cocks on cocks and that's pretty gay.
I mean I've seen a lot of lewd characters but this one is a lot.
If peril strikes i'll be sure to let you know. You've always been a welcoming ear in the past to all.
Nice on both accounts.
Agreed.
Good, that's my job.
Im not good with names, was she the professor cuz she's adorable. Only character I honestly disliked was mai
Mugi music
What about futa on female?
Thats not gay
That's right, completely heterosexual and I, Dio, approve of it's existence.
Hope it hasn't been keeping you too busy.
What's most important is your happiness.
No change in appearance yet, but I should before I start college
I honestly don't know even more
Well, it is at least bi
Dio approving the important things
She's a selfish little shit who built Nano to bully. Hakase is pure garbage.
Best thing she did WAS build Nano.
Futa on female > real male on female tbh
A futa is 50% dude, 50% girl.
Two times futa means everything is 50/50, just as it would be with regular sex. Hence not gay.
Well, it IS more titties, but I will have to think about it.
2 pairs of tits > 1 pair of tits
Mai a troll
Yukko a baka
Mio a lewd
Hakase a shit
Nano a cute
Ehhhhh? Has no friends.
/k/-chan a old joke
Sakurai-sensei also a cute
I feel like I am forgetting something.
Mai a shitposter*
ftfy
Not like I've got an actual job to go to or anything.
I can make myself happy regardless, I've got enough vidya and porn to keep myself occupied so don't worry about me.
Yeah that's the biggest thing, it takes a while for you to start noticing changes but you'll be the first to notice, then people close to you, then everybody else, but there's always a gap between them so don't get discouraged.
A futa doesn't have a pussy so I will have to disagree with that statement. Although I HAVE seen a few futas with pussies behind their balls, or even pussies instead of balls but to be honest it only makes it worse.
A simple way of thinking, not that I despise it.
Simple math actually
2 > 1
Talking strictly about the series, not the thread.
Konata, how should we describe him
I won't give up, don't worry
Getting HUGE!
im pretty sure she is a shitposter in the series aswell normie
a qt 22/7 ;)
Claimed.
I dunno. If anything Sasahara is the shit poster, with his damn goat.
Sakomoto a cat
People to talk to and gym to visit.
If you're lucky family too.
Other yuuko, hello
What about the other two hours? Am I gross then?
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A trend to only care about female characters. That are human.
Well, a few exceptions. Like Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlaw Star.
Did you read those there they refer to the futa's dick as clitoris?
That cringeworthy denial always makes me limp.
Good.
None of that stuff takes up much time though so I'm always here for you guys.
No I just saw some troubling pictures, but I had guessed as much.
Guten tahg.
I'm just claiming. I'll be back in a bit just have to run some errands.
I like that pic.
Führer.
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Natalia prosecutie claimed
Aww, now it's this type of joy i like to see.
So kind. You should get more love thrown your way.
>i have no pic worthy of this moment
Alright then, Kara a stalker
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O-of course I also didn't read any of these.
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Volk!
How's it going?
Shigure claimed!
See ya later.
>yuuko
Don't worry about it, you're already filth for claiming a loli, so wether you indulge in such activities or not matters not.
Tahg.
Gut.
You?
I have go out for a bit. Got some things to get rid of.
>Sanae
clean background wallpaper
>ui
Whoever solves this gets a free Steam game of your choice!
bit.
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Neko waifus?
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Whats the name of winner-user's waifu?
I'm making a list of anons
I don't want the attention though.
Muh Queen
Johan
Claiming Misaki
Loser
nice claim, user.
here's something for you