WELL

WELL

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THATS

BIRTHDAY

CAUSE

PUNANI

SORRY

MMHAAAH THE FRENCH PUNANI

ONE MILLION PERCENT POSSIBLE

c-c-combo breaker

HE AIN'T MY BOY

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MOTHERFUCKER

CATERPILLER

I'M GONNA KEEP COMIN' BACK
UNTIL SOMEBODY REMEMBERS SEEING RITCHIE

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That's why you don't ask Pajeet to edit your movie.

wuh toogu sohlong vick? u seestore boutdat fiddy boggs i owh u?

Sixty, you fucking fat slob.

actor, film producer, screenwriter, film director, martial artist, Aikido instructor, musician, reserve deputy sheriff and entrepreneur.

god

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Is he literally a human running gag?

What's greater, Sup Forums: Steven Seagal's awful career as an actor, or Steven Seagal's awful career as a musician?

More like human walking gag

30? why do you need 20 dollars

Him fucking failing with the grill upset me more than it should have.

youstillsoreaboutdatfiftybaa?

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top kek who did this

Oh my god bwahahaaha

More like human waddling gag

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What the fuck is this meme? Can someone explain to me the birthday thing?

Well I'm sorry to hear that

Something with his wife, I don't remember...

SNATCH

>no punani
cmon

CIA I will take you to the blood bank.

Baneposting > Segalposting

Nice baitkino

baneposting is dead

I'm sorry to hear that

'Cause now...

I will snatch every Baneposter

IM GONNA SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER TRIPS

Seagalposting is the official heir

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>Baneposting > Segalposting
What did he mean by this

Punaniposting is superior

WELL THATS BIRTHDAY CAUSE PUNANI SORRY

>I will snatch every motherfucker birthday

what did he mean by this?

ze wanna tush de punani zey

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In an interview, he said he misspoke the line, it was supposed to be

"I will snatch every motherfucker birthday cake"

ANYBODY SEEN RITCHIE?

HAH?

Am I the only one who thinks this legit sounds pretty dope?

No

But I only listen to it after I smoke DUDEDUDE

Tell that to Zod's snatched birthday

EASY

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This is quite good tbqh senpai

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I am the Danish

Do you guys know that Steven Seagal once shot a puppy in the head at point blank range? True story

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he's the cook

>cook

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what the fuck does this line even mean

YOUSTILLSOREBOUTDATFIFTYBUKS

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its provocative

Punanni is provocative

no joke. I've had the "girl its alright' song stuck In my head ever since these threads. fuck you guys.

He's been a cop for a long time. It means to kill someone.

>alligator ass

Uh i-I was um..... a cop and it means to kill someone. It's um...... a stre- uh yeah a street term.

Steven "if the punani is legal..." Seagal

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

Every mother mother birthday! EVERY one of them!

Is real

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happy mother's day autists! I assume you are the products of single mothers anyway. so appreciate them or get killed by every mother fucker birthday

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>his new movie is only limited theater release
Well I'm sorry to hear that

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is there anything this man cant do

act

cuz now...

IM GONNA SNATCH

EVERY

MOTHA FUCKIN

ass parade

TELL ME ABOUT SEAGAL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SCARF?

no seriously what the fuck is up with the scarf

That girl in Under Siege had the most perfect tits ever put on screen. I thank Steven for personally selecting her.

Kinda feel sorry for you guys who try to force a meme out of Seagall who really doesn't need to have any joke forced around him. He's entertaining as it is but the only way you guys seem to be able to find something funny is to force memes around it.
Do what the fuck you want but Steven is above the memes

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Posting Golden Era Seagal:
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>genre:punani
Not many people can say they invented a new genre of music. Is there anything this man can't do?

>Track 19: Cockpuncher Blues
>Track 20: "Snatchin' Every Mother Fucker Birthday"

It was hard for me to believe that "Alligator ass" was real.

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Why not both?

It hides his double chin.

snatching every motherfucker birthday

It's a tactical shemagh. It makes him more powerful.