ITT: weird things you do

ITT: weird things you do

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Poo n the loo

I stim like an autist, I want to stop but I just can't whenever I'm daydreaming bout something I crave it

What do you do specifically? I'm asking because I'm halfway through an autism assessment.

It's pretty weird man

Whenever I daydream about being someone I think is cool or having cool things I spin this old ripcord from a Happy Meal toy in my fingers really fast.

Pic related: it's the toy

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I always count the steps when walking upstairs.

I research ethnic diasporas.

Stimming via running my fingers across my arms and legs.

pee in bottles

Although I fap to porn I sometimes have it on in the background when I'm not fapping. I'll just be on the pc and drinking beer with music playing and I'll just have lesbian porn on the telly with the sound off in the background.

i Have eaten my own cum every time i wank for the past few years.

Pretty addicting

curl my moustache to keepo hand busy

i don't have a moustache

thats because you are a faggot

Picky eater when it comes to food textures.

When I was a kid, a week or two, I filled up a 2 litre bottle and hid it in my garden. Then when my (only) friend came over, I boasted about it and showed it to him. We don't hang out any more.

You drink your own unborn babies? You monster!

republican faggot

Hi Mohammed, shouldn't you be out raping pre-teens?

I take my cloths off when i'm about to poo

Talk to a girl for 2 years knowing she likes me but do nothing because I'm an autisticspreglord fuck

Maladaptive daydreaming maybe?

Also apply's to Muslim women.
buzzpo.com/moderate-muslim-woman-claims-9-year-olds-vagina-designed-sex/

I jog for 2-3 hours a day, minimum.
I couldn't stop doing it if I wanted to, something in me craves it. Not doing it makes me angry and antsy.

Dude did you know you can get gastritis from that shit ? saw about this whore that ate the cum of about 7 guys she needed to go to the ER to get her stomach pumped, because cum has a lot of proteins and some acid shit, her mom took her to the ER talking about ackward situations.

I sometimes do this or at least my shirt.

Never had issues before with it, tbh i don't know why i do it am am ashamed really.

>Maladaptive daydreaming
I don't know, Wish I could stop.

How's it taste?

not salty or anything like that, cant really describe it.

Just look it up, and if it seems to fit you, go see a professional so they can give a good diagnosis, and not be a self diagnosing faggot.

it actually feels more natural

I feel closer nature when I do it

Squint my eyes really wierd when I concentrate

I vape

That's odd man, my strange thing is that i blink...how odd is that ay.

Wash my dick after every leak I take

I think I may be a Maladaptive daydreamer, but I'm not interested in seeing a professional.
I'm sorta a closet one I guess. I hide it from friends and family

and not one fuck is given. you faggots are worse than fucking vegans

I drink breakfast essentials before bed

put a pillow between my legs to fap
i can't get off without day dreaming of being bred

I say Heil Hitler alot, not even nazi

is it because you are embarrassed that you'll have to tell the professional about how faggy your daydreams are compared to your actual life?

>Mr millionaire
>Mr genius innovator
>Mr popstar
>Mr martial arts master
>Mr I have a high tolerance for pain
>Mr I've been held captive and tortured so people will feel bad for me?

That and it's just strange. You seem to know a lot about this..
Any advice on how I could stop ?

listen to iron maiden

I salute his portrait every time i wake up and go to bed, i have his portrait above my computer.

A̕bd̨uc̢t̀ m͏ammál̷ian l̴i͡fe

Post pic and i will salute the fucker myself

It's been suggested that it may have something to do with childhood neglect. How as your childhood?

When it rains I pretend I'm in Scotland.

Ayyy fuck off alium

spoopy

Hey, fuck you. You stole that from my last thread.

Kek

It was alright I guess, parents argued a lot but I don't believe I was neglected. I've been doing this since I was real young 7 or 8 years old.

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pluck the hairs out of my ass and taste them

>LE LOL WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT ORCISH TRANSLATION XDDDDDDD
>LE KEK
>LE TOP KEK XDDD
>LE SUCH AN OLDFAG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


fuck off and kys

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Kek is apart of Sup Forums, newfags wouldn't understand.

I don't know if weird but I have to walk a mile and back for work. In the morning its 3am but In the afternoon I will give a thumbs up to every single car that passes by me on my walk home. I live in a town of 1500 and when I go to the bar on Friday and Saturday nights most people recognize me for this. Makes for some cool nights.

same.

Heil fucking Hitler

wew lad calm down

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End your life nigger. you don't belong here.

wat

Posted this before but every single day for the past 5 years I've had the same thing to eat for breakfast.

>bacon
>eggs
>oatmeal
>1 stout or porter

I like to listen to ave Maria while I'm cooking

Check the "See also" links and see if any of them ring with you:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming#See_also

i do this too but if it's an odd number i'll skip a stair/take an extra step to make it even

Zozzle

Christian Weston Chandler?

That's okay you're just recycling it Chris

i do it too

For years, after a delicious meal I usually kinda vomit it in my mouth and eat it multiple times, until all that comes up is just mush and bile. I've done it for years. Gotten so fucking good, I have a strategy and everything.

Must making sure you remembered.

i eat breakfast food for dinner on a regular basis

when I was younger I had a accusation with the number 5. I'd draw 5 pointed stars in the air over and over. I'd make a clicking noise in my throat everytime I finished a star. It use to drive me fucking insane

It all stopped when I was taken off my meds

Every time I've been sure I was about to die I get a raging boner. I don't get scared often but when I do I feel it getting turgid.

that's not weird

It's taken me about ten years but I've reconditioned my body to have an orgasm every time I ingest red bull.
For years I would slam a red bull and then buff one out.

Over time, using pavlovs principle of conditioning I can have a full on, hands free, full body orgasm without intercourse.

You jelly, bro?

fascination* not accusation

That's so bad for your teeth

user is a cow

I eat every disgusting thing of my body like: skin, earwax, sometimes boogers, stuff that comes out of my genitalia

i eat dinner food for breakfast on a regular basis

yeah seriously breakfast is the fucking best

sticking half my index finger in my bum and sniffing it after

Brinner?

How original.

Oh I know. I don't mind, I get several delicious meals from one delicious meal. I also do what the other user says and I eat my body stuff. Like boogers, scabs, even the dried puss from acne. I like it crunchy.

Paracosm & Hikikomori seem to be relatable to me

every time i take the cork out of a wine bottle i think of the scene in Lost where the fat guy's house gets hit by a meteor

Wipe my ass correctly. I was fucking disgusted to find out that skidmarks are common to people. How the fuck can a grown ass human not figure this out?

Well they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

oh yeah same user here. acne stuff is the best. I love to nibble it up like a rabbit, very slowly so it lasts longer

I bite the shit out of my fingers making them feel all rough.

you can wipe efficiently and still get skidmarks. it's called farting brah

Wipe my ass after shitting then wash it with a cloth to make sure I didn't miss anything.Hate having a dirty ass.

You should sincerely kill yourself. Your friends family and the world will be happy without you.