Itt: we post our hands and assume something of each other.
Itt: we post our hands and assume something of each other
Tfw accidentally quads.
CHECK THOSE QUADS HANDY MAN
You're married
Yes I am married.
FUCK YEAH I'M A GUESSING GOD brb going to go play the powerball
Screencap me on the epic inevitable mash up.
im assuming you get quads
You are Indian and you work in IT.
That was the second time this year I have gotten quads.
You're blue collar and a handyman that should probably use some hand lotion.
You live in an apartment.
Not Indian, I work retail but close enough I guess.
Close. I am a blue collar deckhand who should probably use some lotion.
Salt water fucks your shit up.
I wonder if the next hand poster will GET
Dune coon cell phone salesman
Strike 2 I sell outdoor power equipment.
martial art practiser ?
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Father fucker
You just fapped
Spot on
You're korean.
You sell narcotics.
I'm fluent in bar fight
Nope i'm a mexicunt
You like reading internet reviews about games you've never played.
I'm kinda right so
Nope
I'm not really into video games but I like seeing funny video game videos.
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you're Paki and you rape little girls for a living
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You smashed your fingers on the door.
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Assume away
You're a newfag
You're in england
you're the best at thumb war
All right then
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No, with a hammer.
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You hit your thumb with a hammer :(
user 1
Geek.
Don't often go out.
Don't shave.
user 2
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T R A P
Trap it's a trap.
You don't have a penis and jack your thumb off instead
How far apart can you spread apart your ring and middle finger? (live long and prosper) I want to see someone beat my record
>Geek
Yep
>Don't often go out.
Nope
>Don't shave.
Hell no I hate beards
post girly cock pls
why trap?
I meant pubes
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Taking a shit.
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From the looks of your index and middle finger I'd say you suffered multiple fractures within the past 5 years
Okay then nope I shave them
Some more of my hyper flexible fingers.
Niggrr
You don't.
Define multiple... shattered bones in both fingers actually but just once, not like reoccurring injuries. You an EMT or some poo?
Bittes fingernails, faggot, that ring doesn't suit you at all, you might be a amateur cross dresser
What ever you say buddy
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What the fuck man
Yep i'd say he is a nervous man
U a brony
Shiiieeetttt XDDD
Heck, might even be a girl.
Nope
I tried to as well
Rate?
Nice hoof.
Skeleton/10
what planet are you from?
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10/10, would suck on thumb.
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acoustic guitar player
and left handed
Hip hop artist or tech youtuber
You live in Detroit.
No, this is a skeleton. Yes
No
Kek
>girl or weebo faggot
still cant tell
Been taking bad pics.
Here ya go bb
Assume away
move your hand then
fucking slut who lies as close as possible to guy's dicks because she's addicted to sex
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Yeah, alright
can you give me a firm hand job?
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Fat ass
The palm of a thousand wanks
>little wrinkly hands
>insecure
>attention whore
>spray tan
>quads
OP is Donald Trump
the clothes are in the way now.
likes buying stripey cheap fabrics