Itt: we post our hands and assume something of each other

Itt: we post our hands and assume something of each other.

Tfw accidentally quads.

CHECK THOSE QUADS HANDY MAN

You're married

Yes I am married.

FUCK YEAH I'M A GUESSING GOD brb going to go play the powerball

Screencap me on the epic inevitable mash up.

im assuming you get quads

You are Indian and you work in IT.

That was the second time this year I have gotten quads.

You're blue collar and a handyman that should probably use some hand lotion.

You live in an apartment.

Not Indian, I work retail but close enough I guess.

Close. I am a blue collar deckhand who should probably use some lotion.
Salt water fucks your shit up.

I wonder if the next hand poster will GET

Dune coon cell phone salesman

Strike 2 I sell outdoor power equipment.

martial art practiser ?

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Father fucker

You just fapped

Spot on

You're korean.
You sell narcotics.

I'm fluent in bar fight

Nope i'm a mexicunt

You like reading internet reviews about games you've never played.

I'm kinda right so

Nope
I'm not really into video games but I like seeing funny video game videos.

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you're Paki and you rape little girls for a living

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You smashed your fingers on the door.

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Assume away

You're a newfag

You're in england

you're the best at thumb war

All right then

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No, with a hammer.

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You hit your thumb with a hammer :(

user 1

Geek.
Don't often go out.
Don't shave.

user 2

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T R A P

Trap it's a trap.

You don't have a penis and jack your thumb off instead

How far apart can you spread apart your ring and middle finger? (live long and prosper) I want to see someone beat my record

>Geek
Yep
>Don't often go out.
Nope
>Don't shave.
Hell no I hate beards

post girly cock pls

why trap?

I meant pubes

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Taking a shit.

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From the looks of your index and middle finger I'd say you suffered multiple fractures within the past 5 years

Okay then nope I shave them

Some more of my hyper flexible fingers.

Niggrr

You don't.

Define multiple... shattered bones in both fingers actually but just once, not like reoccurring injuries. You an EMT or some poo?

Bittes fingernails, faggot, that ring doesn't suit you at all, you might be a amateur cross dresser

What ever you say buddy

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What the fuck man

Yep i'd say he is a nervous man

U a brony

Shiiieeetttt XDDD

Heck, might even be a girl.

Nope

I tried to as well

Rate?

Nice hoof.

Skeleton/10

what planet are you from?

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10/10, would suck on thumb.

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acoustic guitar player

and left handed

Hip hop artist or tech youtuber

You live in Detroit.

No, this is a skeleton. Yes
No

Kek

>girl or weebo faggot
still cant tell

Been taking bad pics.

Here ya go bb
Assume away

move your hand then

fucking slut who lies as close as possible to guy's dicks because she's addicted to sex

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Yeah, alright

can you give me a firm hand job?

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Fat ass

The palm of a thousand wanks

>little wrinkly hands
>insecure
>attention whore
>spray tan
>quads
OP is Donald Trump

the clothes are in the way now.

likes buying stripey cheap fabrics